POST A REAL FACT ONLY IN THIS THREAD.IF YOU HAVE KNOWLEDGE YOU GOT POWER.LOL:fing02: :banana:

Do You Know That.....
GOOGOL IS A NUMBER (1 FOLLOWED BY 100 ZEROS):fing02:

ANIMALS THAT LAY EGGS DON'T HAVE A BELLY BUTTONS:D :Thinkingo Do You Know That.....
GOOGOL IS A NUMBER (1 FOLLOWED BY 100 ZEROS):fing02:

Men has no egg (itlog) but women do...

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

Do you know.....
that beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes.

Sheffield FC is the oldest and therefore first soccer team on the planet. Established in October 1857.

Sheffield is the birthplace of soccer.

I've had 2 ****s today.

Do You Know That.....
GOOGOL IS A NUMBER (1 FOLLOWED BY 100 ZEROS):fing02:
Googolplex is a number equal to ten to the power of a googol.

Googooplex is one less then infinity, It is a way of describing an amount which is greater then anything we can express but definately not infinite

I've had 2 ****s today.

and the day isn't over yet!!

kangaroos can't walk backwards...

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile!

There are 336 dimples on a regulation American golf ball

our urine is sterile....

That the first sport to be filmed is BOXING in 1894.:boxing:

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
the dot over the gazoombas is called a tit.

:lol1:

the dot over the gazoombas is called a tit.

:lol1:
bwaahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!

****ing made my day :D

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

fish have eyelids.:biggthump

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
a smelly fish is called a twat.

:lol1:

A rat can tread water for up to 3 days and can survive being flushed down the toilet, returning to the building via the same route

fact : you just browsed your bookmarked **** today....
fact 2 : you have exclusive access to different web****sites
fact 3 : im jealous about that !
fact 4 : you are horny as hell !
fact 5 : me too !

Only 7% of homes in Afghanistan have a flush toilet, but 19% have a television

longest word you can type using one hand

STEWARDESS

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

Beer is made by the fermentation of bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating.

longest word you can type using one hand

STEWARDESS

Stewardesses
:D

Stewardesses
:D

Stewardessesist :D

Pangrams are sentences containing all of the letters of the alphabet within them.

examples:

A mad boxer shot a quick, gloved jab to the jaw of his dizzy opponent.

Exquisite farm wench gives body jolt to prize stinker.

Jumpy zebra vows to quit thinking coldly of sex

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

Stewardesses
:D

waaahh, oo nga...galing ni itlog...

@chups - meron ba ganun?

Stewardessesist :D
Stewardessesists :D

Stewardessesists :D

but the letter 'i' on the keyboard belongs to the right hand, all the others by the left :)

Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.lol kaya huwag kayo kain ng kain ng saging.lol

Stewardessesist :D

Stewardessesists :D

Stewardessesisters :D

longest word you can type using one hand

STEWARDESS

english word..

your kitchen is more dirtier than your bathroom...

:wave: ENGLISH IS MY LAST LANGUAGE:p

When a person dies, the last sense to go is that of hearing.

CHINESE IS THE MOST SPOKEN LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

but the letter 'i' on the keyboard belongs to the right hand, all the others by the left :)
only used the left for that malamang hehehehe :D

THE LONGEST ONE-SYLLABLE WORD IS "SCREECHED"

Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.
andami palang nawawala kaya di ko mapigilan ang antok pagkatapos.... :lol1:

andami palang nawawala kaya di ko mapigilan ang antok pagkatapos.... :lol1:
Isa lng sa mga dahilan yan... :D

Isa lng sa mga dahilan yan... :D
dok!!!!
......ano pa iyong iba? :thinking:

dok!!!!
......ano pa iyong iba? :thinking:Me kinalaman ke caridad :lol1:

Me kinalaman ke caridad :lol1:
nyahahahahaha..... i walked right into that...... :lol1:
kupal

nyahahahahaha..... i walked right into that...... :lol1:
kupalKnock Down!!! haha!!!

Nasipa ko yung wire ng main server kaya naputol yung kuneksyon dito. Musta tol, sa trabaho ka?

Knock Down!!! haha!!!

Nasipa ko yung wire ng main server kaya naputol yung kuneksyon dito. Musta tol, sa trabaho ka?
nasa bahay. aga yata natin ngayon?

nasa bahay. aga yata natin ngayon?ay gabi nga pala dyan haha. Wala pang enrolees dun sa course na hawak ko kaya dito muna ko sa library dahil pareho lang 4th floor. Me naghahatid lang sakin dito ng mga papel na para i evaluate tapos punta ko sa registrar's office pero wala talagang trabaho, ano ba yan!!!

ay gabi nga pala dyan haha. Wala pang enrolees dun sa course na hawak ko kaya dito muna ko sa library dahil pareho lang 4th floor. Me naghahatid lang sakin dito ng mga papel na para i evaluate tapos punta ko sa registrar's office pero wala talagang trabaho, ano ba yan!!!
hehehehe.... ano ine-evaluate mo? iyong posting sa thread ni ace?
ano ba course na tinuturo mo tol? puta dun tayo sa kabilang thread... maha-hijack na naman ito. :D

Habang nag-aantay ng resulta ng finals sa World Pool Championship, dito na nga lang muna mag-post ng konting real facts, He he he ....

1) Swans are the only birds with penises.

2) The testicles of the octopus are located in its head.

3) A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is the equivalent of paying for the images, the researchers say. Parang nagbabayad sa ****, he he he.
Tulad din ng ilan sa atin dito, joke lang.

* There one(1) teeth in your mouth that your toungue cannot reach and feel


** all of you that will read this will try it and know that its not true hehehehe

Eto pa:

1) In an emergency, the liquid inside young coconuts (sabaw ng buko)
can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

2) In the State of Michigan of the USA, there is a town called Paradise, ....
and another town called Hell. I wonder which has more residents?

3) Paper money is not made from wood pulp but from cotton. This keeps it from
disintegrating as fast if it is put in the laundry.

* There one(1) teeth in your mouth that your toungue cannot reach and feel


** all of you that will read this will try it and know that its not true hehehehe

ehehehehehehe...... kupal.
hindi ko sinubukan.... pramis. :ugh:

ehehehehehehe...... kupal.
hindi ko sinubukan.... pramis. :ugh:
OOwwwssss!!! ndi nga??? nyahahahaha

ako i tried...naloko ako ni happyman dun ah..:D

musta na po cadiz.

ako i tried...naloko ako ni happyman dun ah..:D

musta na po cadiz.
hello mutya..... :kiss:
sino si cadiz?

itlog...si cadiz ay si ...:) don't worry, he'll show up maya mya..

hello mutya..... :kiss:
sino si cadiz?
Wag kana matanong Itlog... kakamutin kita jan eh!!!

hehehehe

sabi sayo itlog, cadiz will show up..:D

hi hap..:)

Pigs have orgasms that last up to 30 minutes. Those lucky ducks.

sabi sayo itlog, cadiz will show up..:D

hi hap..:)
Hello Missy... hows the weather there in the EAST???? :D

Wag kana matanong Itlog... kakamutin kita jan eh!!!

hehehehe
pramis yan ha? don't toy with my emotions *****.... :lol1:

REPOSTED....hehehe para makacontribute...

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is
Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents end with the
same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the
tongue.


5. There are two credit cards for every person in
the United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be
made using the letters only on one row of the
keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your
breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze
because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a
millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look
up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is
said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a
rib.

14. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can
rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

15. Each king in a deck of playing cards
represents great king from history :- Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne ,Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

16. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321

17.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse
has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

18. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the
person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

19. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.

20. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield, wipers and
laser printers all have in common? (Ans. - All invented by women.)

21. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is it?
Ans. - Honey

22. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

23. A snail can sleep for three years.

24. All polar bears are left handed.

25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.

26. Butterflies taste with their feet.

27. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

28. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have
been domesticated.

29. On average, people fear spiders more than
they do death.

30. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

31. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with
only the left hand.

32. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

33. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

34. The human heart creates enough pressure
when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

35. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over million descendants.

36. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

37. The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match.

38. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

39. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is
different

40. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

To "the undertaker":

Wow! Nalula kami sa dami ng facts mo. Bro.
Heto naman ilan na local Pinoy facts:

1) Of the 500 known coral species in the world, 488 are found in the Philippines.

2) Of the eight known species of giant clams in the world, seven are found in the Philippines.

3) Of the seven living species of marine turtles worldwide, five are reported to be found in the Philippines: the Green Turtle, Hawksbill, Leatherback, Olive Ridley, and Loggerhead.

4) “Tagala” - the Philippines’ first Filipino-Spanish dictionary was printed in 1613. This was 25 years earlier than the first book ever printed in the United States.

5) The Philippine Eagle is the 2nd largest bird on the planet, next only to the American Condor, but it is the largest eagle dwarfing even the more famous American Bald Eagle.

6) The island province of Camiguin holds the distinction of being the most volcanic island, per sq. kilometer, on earth. It is also the only place in the Philippines which has more volcanoes (7) than towns (5). Mt. Hibok-hibok is the most well-known of its active volcanoes.

7) RA 8973, signed by then President Joseph E. Estrada in February 2001, created the province of Zamboanga Sibugay. This newest province located in the Zamboanga Peninsula is composed of sixteen municipalities and gained prominence because of election protests filed after the last senatorial election.

8) The symbolic name for the Philippines, Juan de la Cruz, is not a Filipino invention. It was coined by R. McCulloch-Dick, a Scottish-born journalist working for the Manila Times in the early 1900’s, after discovering that it was the most common name found in government blotters.

CHINESE IS THE MOST SPOKEN LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

pls explain.. dahil kaya mas maraming chinese sa buong mundo? he he he

platypus-the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth

platypus-the only mammals that lay eggs instead of giving birth

ay beg tu diper...... ay ley eggs on da keps ebri nayt.... :lol1:

The "huddle" in football was formed due to a hearing-impaired football player who used sign language to communicate and his team didn't want the opposition to see the signals he used and in turn huddled around him.

joe c is the best smw of all time. FACT :D

Coffee Drinkers Be Warned!!!


Large doses of coffee can be lethal.

Although it is almost impossible to die from caffeine through normal coffee drinking, it could be done. Ten grams of caffeine, or the rough equivalent of 100 cups over 4 hours, can kill the average human.

So, if you think you can drink 25 regular cups of brewed coffee per hour and keep it up for four hours, you could actually kill yourself,

- - - either from caffeine overdose or drowning. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

Some facts from beyond the Earth:

1) On average, it takes 492 seconds (or 8.02 minutes) for sunlight to reach the Earth.

2) Uranus is the only planet in our Solar System that rotates on its side.

3) Some asteroids have other asteroids orbiting them.

4) There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

4) There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.

Sinong may gawa non?

Sinong may gawa non?
Kung sinong may gawa as in brand name, I am not sure.

But I can explain how the golf balls got there.

I hate correcting myself but I am doing so, with apologies to anyone who may have been misled. It was Alan Shepard, not Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, who left the golf balls on the moon surface.

Alan Shepard was the commander of Apollo 14, the third manned mission to land on the moon. He smuggled a makeshift six-iron golf club and two golf balls (not three, as I mentioned earlier). His drive sent the balls about 400 yards away (365 meters). Apparently, the distance was too far for the crew to take the trouble of recovering the balls.
(Source of info: Wikipedia)

Talk about high class littering. Sa outer space pa!!!

Q: What is Mr. Abelardo Aguilar’s claim to fame?

A: He is a Filipino scientist credited for the creation in 1949 of the antibiotic erythromycin. This drug is used to treat a wide variety of respiratory tract, middle ear, and skin bacterial infections. That’s the good news.

The bad news is that neither Aguilar nor the Philippine government received any royalties, - - - Aguilar, being an employee of a foreign drug company when he made his breakthrough accomplishment. The American drug giant Eli Lilly was subsequently granted U.S. Patent #2,653,899 for the drug in 1953, and has since earned billions of dollars from it.

Q: Who introduced the English language to the Philippines?
A: The Americans?

Wrong! The Philippine natives (Filipinos were not yet called Filipinos then) were introduced to the English language in 1762 by British invaders. The British briefly occupied Manila from 1762 up to 1763 as a consequence of the Seven Years’ War between Spain and England. The Americans came to the Philippines only in 1898, as the Filipinos were rebelling against Spanish rule.

Currently, the Philippines is the world's 3rd largest English-speaking nation, next to the USA and the UK.

Some facts from beyond the Earth:


4) There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.

Incorrect. There are three. Alan Shepard buried the first, sliced the second and sent the third into a crater far away.

earth has a natural satellite & it was called "moon"...:)

Marcos stole my money.

Incorrect. There are three. Alan Shepard buried the first, sliced the second and sent the third into a crater far away.
Thanks for the correction, Bro.

My original post said three golf balls. But a recent check with Wikipedia came up with just two balls being mentioned, thus my own correction.

Perhaps you have a better source of info and quoting it will be most welcome. Again, thanks.

Marcos stole my money.
That's real fact, Bro. LOL!!!

I could laugh so hard except that it hurts, ...

and the joke is on all of us, Pinoys. Grrrrr!!! :banghead:

I Will Woo A Pinay.

Colors like red,yellow & orange make you hungry.:biggthump

Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.

Manny Pacquiao is the only fighter to win 2 Linear Titles at

Flyweight and Featherweight

:D

Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise.
refutable :D

panama is the only place in the world where the sun rises in the pacific and sets in the atlantic

Colors like red,yellow & orange make you hungry.:biggthump
I'm hungry.... and I just had lunch..... wtf??

andami palang nawawala kaya di ko mapigilan ang antok pagkatapos.... :lol1:

Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

Ang sabihin mo, kaya pala malulusog ang mga bading dahil masustansya ang kanila nilalaklak?!?

It take 7 years to digest gum in your stomach!

The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

thats crazy wtf?

Do you know.....
that beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes.
thats also crazy

I've had 2 ****s today.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Diamonds can be made with peanut butter.

The 1st food eaten in space by a U.S. astronaut was applesauce.