Why do they keep getting that cunt to present the awards shows? He can't time a gag to save his life, can he?

He's bleedin terrible, so he is. Old Michael Parky ain't the best either but at least the fella can get a few genuine laughs from the audience/guests.

Anorak was praising him for this exact reason last week

You'd think Trevor McDonald being black he'd have good ****ing time and rhythm though wouldn't you.

Anorak was praising him for this exact reason last week

You mean my "Trevor McDonald > Chris Rock" thread? I don't have to tell you I was taking the piss do I, slag?

Seriously though he still beats Lenny Henry or that ****house Little Miss Jocelyn.

Whenever someone mentions Trevor McDougnut I always think of Eddie Futch, them ****ers look like long lost brothers so they do.

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Trevor McDonald is racist.

Trevor McDonald is racist.

You've no argument from me there, he called me a cracker yesterday so he did, to my face as well. I would've smacked him in the noggin if he didn't have the camera's there.

If I see you ever put an apostrophe in cameras again I'll cut your ****ing face.

If I see you ever put an apostrophe in cameras again I'll cut your ****ing face.

Don't threaten me Annie, I know how to deal with old farts like you.

I'll kick yer zimmer frame away from yer and watch you fall to the floor in a crumpled mess, then when you beg for me to help you up I'll kick yer false teeth down yer throat and throw your wig in a dirty puddle. Then I'll phone ring a ride and tell em to take you back to your mothers house.

Yeah, what?!?! You slag.

Tell Hoff straight Annie!!

"FOR ****S SAKES, I DON'T LIVE WITH MY MUM!!........SHE LIVES WITH ME!!"