You may have noticed Vulgar ending all his post with in accoardance with the prophecy.

The reason for this is that he just learned how to spell "accoardance" and "prophecy". He wants to show it off. So lets give him a big hand everybody.

Gman yet again attempts humor at my expence, in accordance with the prophecy.

He got it from a thread at Iron life........

and its damn funny, in accordance with the prophecy.

It's damn ghey.

Number 19 made me laugh.

as it did most people, in accordance with the prophecy.

That was funny as hell. I have to try some of those things.

post them here, i want to know what is going on

Go sign up for Ironlife LOL

:)

Put me as your reference focker.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

wtf are you on about

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Originally posted by ruffneck
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme


hahahaha, these ones are classic.

numbers 1 and 12 are classic

I thought 17 was the best, and number 11

8. Don't use any punctuation

Not a problem....

Fi•sh (fi'sh) n. 1. Fishy type animal that swims around. 2. To grope: I fished around in my pockets for my balls. ---n. 3. Fish. (see also "neat's-foot oil")

all are entertained, in accordance with the prophecy.