Check this page out.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/michelle/

This arose from the white-wolf.com forums, discussing stupid players. This page is about the Chronicles of Michelle, whose roleplaying stupidities are now the stuff of legend.

You gotta read this. Even if you're a non-roleplayer, I reckon the stupidities contained herein will make most people laugh.

Enjoy

- The Jake

hey Jake, since you are into RPG's, you ever play Shadowbane, i haven't or will but it looks like a cool game.

I like RPGs.....I like it when I play Tarzan and the wife is Jane.....I even got these tiger skin underwear.

I like being the gorilla in the jungle watching Curly play Tarzan.

That was YOU??? Next time be careful with that bananna

You're a nerd for playing rpg's. Then a even bigger nerd for posting that and thinking we would care.

I play D&D.

so **** you G

http://www.amctv.com/image/content/6/6519.jpg

Originally posted by gman
You're a nerd for playing rpg's. Then a even bigger nerd for posting that and thinking we would care.

Hahahaha you just got owned by Vulgar.

Now

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/arnold%20shut%20the%20****%20up.jpg

- The Jake

no

I don't like roleplaying because I don't like acting or any of that dramatic garbage. I do like how deep the rules go, its actually pretty interesting, but I'd rather watch **** happen then pretend it happened. That's just me though.

sweet. thanks jake

I played AD&D for years. I was a Dungeon Master for most of it too. It was great stuff when I was 14-15 years old. But I kinda grew out of it, I guess. It really is one of the most complex and detailed games one can play, though.

My one favorite memory of roleplaying was the first time I ever took mushrooms. I threw them up all over my Dungeon Master's Guide. It sucked and ruled all at the same time.

That is some funny ****. ROFL

we put the DMs dice in our ass crack when he was peeing, talking to wife, changing diapers whatever... he liked to hold his dice all nite. hehe

Conicidentally, if thats how you spell it, I stopped being a Dungeon Master after that. A friend of mine got his own DM Guide and I went back to being a player. Yes, Shrooms ended my DMing career. I think they didn't like me as a DM anyways. They'd piss me off and I'd have rocks drop on their characters heads and stuff.

Jake the girl in that webpage plays like i do...

That's not funny Blake.

- The Jake

how the fizuck do you play rpg's man

Originally posted by bob
how the fizuck do you play rpg's man

I told you......I dress as Tarzan or sometimes a doctor.....and she dresses up and you roll play

right. thanks for that , now all i need is some lepod skin undies

bad joke, Jarrod. im sorry.

Originally posted by bob
how the fizuck do you play rpg's man

Check out Uncle Figgy's Guide to Roleplaying.
http://members.aol.com/dwcope/

This has some very basic info on roleplaying in general. Will help give you a good overview.

If you have any questions after that, lemme know.

Blake - you're forgiven.

- The Jake