I want to set this straight, I only know a little bit about the people that train here. I hear Hojak this Hojak that, but I have no ****ing idea what his background is... Same with a few others. So help me out here and post your ****:

1. What do you train?
2. Level of training? (Train for fun? Aiming for pro?)
3. Where do you train?
4. What's your record?
5. When did you fight last?
6. When is your next fight?

1. What do you train? BJJ and Boxing. I will hopefully pick up MT soon

2. Level of training? (Train for fun? Aiming for pro?) I want to fight pro but i'm def still a beginner now.

3. Where do you train? I train with Edson Diniz of ATT for my BJJ and Vale Tudo. I train with Boca PAL for my boxing

4. What's your record? 0-1-0 submission wrestling (from a long time before I got with Edson) 0-0-0 in MMA

5. When did you fight last? Oct 26th 2002

6. When is your next fight? when i hit 205

1. Train - (ULTAMITE FIGHTING) BJJ, nhb, boxing, wrestling, very very very VERY minimal Muay Tai (basics)
2. Level of Training - dunno. AIMing for pro.
3. Training location - HB Ultamite Training Center; Huntington Beach, CA
4. Record- Undefeated; 0-0-0
5. Last fight - when i got jumped a little while back, lol... but i can kick your ass, so i guess thats all that counts at this moment.
6. My next fight - undecided ( supposed to be Aug. 23... now i hear September sometime... who knows?!.. :?: )

1. What do you train? Kickboxing....Free style....Boxing
2. Level of training? (Train for fun? Aiming for pro?) Amateur
3. Where do you train? Home....TKD dojo
4. What's your record? 5-3 kickboxing
5. When did you fight last? 1988 (in the ring)
6. When is your next fight? June 2003

1. What do you train?
ATM, I just lift a lot of weights.
When I go back to the US, I'll do BJJ and some kickboxing and boxing.
2. Level of training?
I dunno how to answer this. I always train 100%. I take every aspect of my training and fitness seriously. I'd like to do some competition and I'd like to be at a very high level but I dunno if I'd say I'd go pro.
3. Where do you train?
My gym is Dingley Healthlink, in Dingley, Victoria.
In the US, I'll train at the House of Champions and probably another location as well. World Gym in Tujunga is the gym I train at.
4. What's your record?
Undefeated. 0-0-0.
5. When did you fight last?
Well I had an argument with my mum last week...
6. When is your next fight?
Prolly next week...

- The Jake

1. Grappling, boxing, mauy thai, judo and wrestling or as I call it "Grant McClemont pankration".
2. Aiming for pro someday. Been doing it for about 9 months now.
3.Rich Beaupits martial arts center in St. Catharines,Ontario, Canada
4. 0-0-0

1. Nothing as of yet, in June I plan on starting up Muay Thai

2. Right now its only because I want to learn a stand-up martial art and Muay Thai looks ****ign awesome, but I'd like to get into some amateur bouts in the future.

3. Ultimate Martial Arts in Scarborough it looks like

4. 0-0-0

1. Boxing, Kickboxing and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
2. I want to fight professionally, both Kickboxing and MMA.
3. House of Champions, Van Nuys, CA, USA
4. 1-0
5. July
6. Probably in a month or two... coming back from injury, and I want to fight a weight class lower.

I don't know why everyone says Hojak this Hojak that either, hahaha... it's just cuz I beat up on Adam all the time.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0

it's just cuz I beat up on Adam all the time.

Yeah but that's like hitting the Easter bunny

I don't know the easter bunny looks like he has some speed to him.

1. bjj and vale tudo, did boxing for a year and a half before bjj.
2. im training seriously for bjj comps but i dont think i'd like to go pro in mma, mabye some pancrase style mathes or ameture mma.
3. Adelaide Academy of bjj
4. ameture boxing 1-1-0 bjj 1-2-0( 1 comp so farm will be adding to it on may 24th:))
5. boxing nov 2001 bjj december 2002
6. may 24th unless somehting comes up b4 then

1. I train in Filkenjutsu- it combines Kickboxing, grappling, trapping, and stick and knife fighting
2. Im gonna try to go pro
3. I train at the Academy of Martial Arts in Staten Island, N.Y.
4. no record
5. no fights yet
6. April 26th grapplers edge

It's so sad that most of you haven't even fought let alone won a fight. And the fights that you have won weren't recent like true fighters. Alot of you are too old to start taking this up for a living. This is something that should have been started at a young age.
Not in your early 20's...
Don't quit your day job. ;-)

And you are??????

PAWS...can't you read?

Ok paws....what do you train in???

MTKB and Submission Wrestling

I want to be a good AM fighter

At some Dojo in Cali nothing special and at home

I get into streetfights missed my first tourney do to injury

I got jumped about a month ago I kicked some ass.

Couple of months, Westside Submission Championships.

Originally posted by PAWS
It's so sad that most of you haven't even fought let alone won a fight. And the fights that you have won weren't recent like true fighters. Alot of you are too old to start taking this up for a living. This is something that should have been started at a young age.
Not in your early 20's...
Don't quit your day job. ;-)

I'm 18 and how many championship belts have you won?

I personally don't fight. I do have a black belt, but it's my boyfriend that's the fighter. But just because I don't do it personally doesn't mean I don't have eyes and a brain in between my ears (you can stop looking in between my legs, thank you), and can't see the obvious.
I don't commit my life to kicking people's asses. I do what I do to keep in shape. ...And damn do I look good. ;-)

That's nice

Isn't it?? :devil

You better stop before I eat you out.

talk about comming in and making yourself out to be an ass

Boxing, vale tudo, used to do judo, wrestling, LIL muai thai.

got no plans to fight right now.

fought in naga. Misc grappling tournaments.
placed here, placed there.

Kung fu, Hap ki do,Boxing (PAL).
Currently freestyle, a little BJJ.
Just training for fun and to keep in shape.
I am planning on competing in the next NAGA.
I am about to start trining with my cousin again on some striking. He is the NJ TKD 150lbs. State Champ.

Originally posted by PAWS
It's so sad that most of you haven't even fought let alone won a fight. And the fights that you have won weren't recent like true fighters. Alot of you are too old to start taking this up for a living. This is something that should have been started at a young age.
Not in your early 20's...
Don't quit your day job. ;-)


And this is why you're the "Forum cunt"


Welcome

Originally posted by PAWS
This is something that should have been started at a young age.
Not in your early 20's...

Tell that to Chuck Liddell, Bas Rutten and Kazushi Sakuraba you assbag *****. Put a ****ing tampon in that bleeding gash you call a mouth... when I want your opinion, I will provide it for you.

It's not like I take offense to your little declaration here... I've trained since I was a kid, but other interests & my career kept me from competing until now. It's just too hard to pass it up when some ring-hoe comes in here acting like she knows **** because she's seen her boyfriend lift a few weights and maybe watched a UFC event with him. Might wanna look into keepin your own day job there, sweetheart.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Ghost up in this mother ****er! OWNED

Ian Freeman started "training", not fighting, at age 33.

PAWS, I hope you die a slow and horrible death via anal violation.

Is it possible to die form anal violation, because over the years I have never died from your nightly attacks?

That's because you're loose as a goose.

:(

WOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 3 days was far too long for me to abstain from global!1!

TTT

I don't see what you're all so worked up about... You people spend your day talking **** to and about each other, and basically telling it like is- which is exactly what I did. Now y'all got your panties up in a bunch about the fact that by the time you hit 30, you'll all still be sitting in front of your computers pulling down 30 a year and wishing you were out in a ring or cage somewhere.
Stop talking, and make something actually happen.

As for you ghost: I could easily come up with something remarkably sparkling and witty to throw into your assclown-face, but your utter charm and winning personality has left me just plain utterly speechless. Lucky you, little man. :fu:

Paws- First impressions are key in ANY social situation...I see your people skills are very high.

i'll be sitting infront of my computer when i'm 30.

Wow.
Who's the douchebag?

That's Ms. Douchebag, Bella. ;-)
Just wanted to make sure I get proper credit and all...

Originally posted by PAWS
It's so sad that most of you haven't even fought let alone won a fight. And the fights that you have won weren't recent like true fighters. Alot of you are too old to start taking this up for a living. This is something that should have been started at a young age.
Not in your early 20's...
Don't quit your day job. ;-)

where did any of us state our age?

another thing.... who told you that you have to start fighting earlier than 20? is that your boyfriend's excuse for not making it? is he making excuses how he started too late? i am sorry if your boyfriend sucks, but alot of us would have a fight if we jumped into it. you must be a hoebag that knows nothing about the training that goes into this sport. most of us do not lose. with that thought in mind..... i aint gonna fight EVER unless i know i am 100%. i dont think you know what it takes to be 100%. and what the hell is this you said: "the fights you have won werent recent like true fighters"?;......... how does that make sense? are you saying that royce gracie is not a true fighter anymore coz he has not had a recent fight like the rest of em!?
*****!! a fight is a fight. realize that. a win is a win. you lose, you lose. there is nothing fake about **** just because an event might not be backed by a name like UFC (which is prolly the only name you know in this sport....lol, dumb hoe).

go check your ID *****, i think you're lost.

Paws social skills = moneys social skills

paws=money


?

Originally posted by PAWS
I don't see what you're all so worked up about... You people spend your day talking **** to and about each other, and basically telling it like is- which is exactly what I did. Now y'all got your panties up in a bunch about the fact that by the time you hit 30, you'll all still be sitting in front of your computers pulling down 30 a year and wishing you were out in a ring or cage somewhere.
Stop talking, and make something actually happen.

As for you ghost: I could easily come up with something remarkably sparkling and witty to throw into your assclown-face, but your utter charm and winning personality has left me just plain utterly speechless. Lucky you, little man. :fu:

nobody is getting worked up. its call retaliating on your statements, hoe. you think we are gonna sit here and let some trash bag tell us what we are doing wrong and act like you know any of us, when this is your first day on the board?!

and regarding the being 30 at our pc's.... wtf will you be doing? all i see is **** talkin and blow jobs, dick monkey.

me and my dogs train hard. the day i take advice from a slutty, blood rag, female telling me at 22 that i will be sitting at my pc in 8 years... is the day i grow again. aint gonna happen, trick. some of us got fights comming up, some dont. whether or not.... you will never understand the love of the sport. whether some of us train to fight, or train for the love of the art.... we do it. do you? nope. didnt think so. end of story, eat **** and die.... and have a wonderful day. adios.

Ok, point granted Dogg about the whole 'recent fighthing' thing. As for the rest of it...
No, my boyfriend's not trying to be professional. Unlike some of the people I've seen on here, he has no delusions of grandeur thinking that he's gonna be some Fighting Star just because he's taken a few BJJ and Muy Thai classes. At least call it like it is Dogg. You don't TRAIN, you take LESSONS.
Olympic hopefuls TRAIN.
NBA, NFL, and MBL college students TRAIN.
Internet 20-somethings who haven't fought a single fight and give poor excuses as to why, TAKE LESSONS. There's a difference.

P.S.
Check your profiles. It's called "birthday," re: your ages.

No, it's called training. Lessons are for music, art and other non-physical ****.

Basketball Lessons?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
and regarding the being 30 at our pc's.... wtf will you be doing? all i see is **** talkin and blow jobs, dick monkey.

you will never understand the love of the sport. whether some of us train to fight, or train for the love of the art.... we do it. do you? nope. didnt think so. end of story, eat **** and die.... and have a wonderful day. adios.

WTF will I be doing? Ha... I can guarantee you it will be something a whole lot more rewarding and lucrative than what you will most likely be doing. ...You've obviously had good practice with your tone and how you string words together. It will serve you well in your future job as... oh wait. You'll still be doing the same thing you're doing now, so never mind!

Secondly, I do understand the love of art, and the love of sport. More than you'll ever know. But just because I have my 2nd degree black belt doesn't mean that I go out there and promote myself as a "martial artist." I APPRECIATE the art, and I STUDY the art- but that doesn't make me a viable PRACTIONER of said art, like you pretend to be.
That's right... keep pretending that you'll be somebody and that everyone gives a damn...

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No, it's called training. Lessons are for music, art and other non-physical ****.

Look at the big brain on brad

i train in the art of watching my friend's start **** at bars and then getting beat up with them.

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No, it's called training. Lessons are for music, art and other non-physical ****.

Um, what do you call karate LESSONS? "Karate training"?? Most people refer to it as "lessons" when you have a professional who is TEACHING you how to do something. Whether it be a sport, an art, or something as simple as cooking.

Even for Karate you say

"Where do you train at?"

Originally posted by PAWS
Ok, point granted Dogg about the whole 'recent fighthing' thing. As for the rest of it...
No, my boyfriend's not trying to be professional. Unlike some of the people I've seen on here, he has no delusions of grandeur thinking that he's gonna be some Fighting Star just because he's taken a few BJJ and Muy Thai classes. At least call it like it is Dogg. You don't TRAIN, you take LESSONS.
Olympic hopefuls TRAIN.
NBA, NFL, and MBL college students TRAIN.
Internet 20-somethings who haven't fought a single fight and give poor excuses as to why, TAKE LESSONS. There's a difference.

P.S.
Check your profiles. It's called "birthday," re: your ages.

i will say it again... your boyfriend sucks. end of subject, hoe. i dont wanna hear about his gay ass again and how he never made it. nobody becomes a "Fighting Star" over a few bjj classes. if you knew something about anyone....i would give you some freedom to speak.... but its all stupid when you know nothing but what you have read for a few days.

and like hockeyfigther said... lessons are for sissys.. band geeks, piano playing, etc.

is this what you do? you go to internet sites and try to make yourself feel better by talking **** to others so your ego goes up?

You ask an 8 year old with a white belt "Where do you train at?"
1) Don't end sentences on a preposition.
2) Last time I checked, when I was "training" for my black belt, I saw all the little white and yellow belts being taken to LESSONS, not 'training.' When you guys are all at a level where you can truly be considered full-time "trained" at this sport, (ie: you've fought more fights than you can count on just one hand), then you'll have a point.
Up until then, you're taking lessons.

Originally posted by PAWS
Um, what do you call karate LESSONS? "Karate training"?? Most people refer to it as "lessons" when you have a professional who is TEACHING you how to do something. Whether it be a sport, an art, or something as simple as cooking.

karate is for ****. we are not talkin about karate.

Um, what do you call karate LESSONS? "Karate training"??

if your referring to the bastardized American business version then you call it lessons for they practice positions as opposed to doing it. That is why Judo replaced Karate as the dominate martial art in Japan many years ago because they dont do lessons they train.

Originally posted by PAWS
You ask an 8 year old with a white belt "Where do you train at?"
1) Don't end sentences on a preposition.
2) Last time I checked, when I was "training" for my black belt, I saw all the little white and yellow belts being taken to LESSONS, not 'training.' When you guys are all at a level where you can truly be considered full-time "trained" at this sport, (ie: you've fought more fights than you can count on just one hand), then you'll have a point.
Up until then, you're taking lessons. is it lessons when you go there and TRAIN? lol

rephrased: is it a lesson when NOBODY is teaching you and you are getting ready for a fight with another fighter?

no. point proven. now shut up.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i will say it again... your boyfriend sucks. end of subject, hoe. i dont wanna hear about his gay ass again and how he never made it. nobody becomes a "Fighting Star" over a few bjj classes. if you knew something about anyone....i would give you some freedom to speak.... but its all stupid when you know nothing but what you have read for a few days.

and like hockeyfigther said... lessons are for sissys.. band geeks, piano playing, etc.

is this what you do? you go to internet sites and try to make yourself feel better by talking **** to others so your ego goes up?

1) Say what you want about my boyfriend. My job is not to defend him. He's a big boy and can do it himself.
2) If you were listening, I said he DOESN'T have delusions of grandeur (unlike someone else... cough) and that's why a feww BJJ classes DOESN'T make him a viable practioner of the sport.
3) Giving me freedom to speak... ha, PLEASE! Should you be so honored to have that kind of power.
4) You just don't want to admit that that's what you do.... You PAY someone to impart THEIR knowledge of a subject onto you, with which you're only mildly familiar with, at best. That is a LESSON.
End of story.

Originally posted by PAWS
WTF will I be doing? Ha... I can guarantee you it will be something a whole lot more rewarding and lucrative than what you will most likely be doing. ...You've obviously had good practice with your tone and how you string words together. It will serve you well in your future job as... oh wait. You'll still be doing the same thing you're doing now, so never mind!

Secondly, I do understand the love of art, and the love of sport. More than you'll ever know. But just because I have my 2nd degree black belt doesn't mean that I go out there and promote myself as a "martial artist." I APPRECIATE the art, and I STUDY the art- but that doesn't make me a viable PRACTIONER of said art, like you pretend to be.
That's right... keep pretending that you'll be somebody and that everyone gives a damn...

ooooh ****. thats right. i forgot. you've known me for about 6 posts! I shoulda known that you would know what i am doing in 8 years. :?:

you are no black belt... and if you were.... who said you had to promote yourself as a martial artist? the person who started this thread asked us questions and all of us answered. we dont run around with our heads in our ass with big egos. if you appreciated the art you would know that to fight nhb... you don't need to start before you are in your early 20s. that is about the dumbest comment i have ever heard. you say i pretend to be a practitioner?! hahahaha. ooooooook.

keep pretending i will be somebody? i will hoe. sorry you dont have dreams that will never come true. i train under and with some of the best fighters in the world. i can guarantee that u have no clue when a punch is comming at your face..... your little black belt that you supposidly have.... goes right out the window.

Originally posted by PAWS
3) Giving me freedom to speak... ha, PLEASE! Should you be so honored to have that kind of power.

little do you know.


4) You just don't want to admit that that's what you do.... You PAY someone to impart THEIR knowledge of a subject onto you, with which you're only mildly familiar with, at best. That is a LESSON.
End of story.

so if you go for free its called training?
aside from someone else's knowledge.. i use my own, stupid. i find out **** for myself. one's knowledge does not make you a good fighter.... you do. their knowledge gets you to the test.. which is against yourself. a LESSON is what you learn.... WHILE YOU TRAIN.

****! who found this hoe? who dragged this ***** in from the homeless shelter?

where you not loved as a kid? why are you still here? why are you arguing over dreams that make people who they are?! you only make yourself look stupid. thats why you are fighting a 1 sided battle.

Painful
Agony
W
S

what do the W and S stand for?

I think it might be painfull agony ****in with you guys. seein as how **** took so nicely to ghost.



I know what your thinking.... "Vulgar why aren't you all mad at this cunt?" I'll tell you why, cause i know she aint talkin to me.
How do I know this?

I know this cause I train with one of the top ranked teams in the country and possibly the world. I train with CHAMPIONS. Yes I do pay money to train with these people, but out of my own accord. I only pay money to my initial teacher cause he braught me into it, and from what I understand I don;t really even have to anymore.

so this cunt if its no Painful Agony is definately not talkin to me.

i hear ya, vulgar! its not PA though. i already checked IPs. its a new users.

oh ok, can this cunt then. her chatter is makin me queezy

Vulgar's right- I'm not talking to him. Though I'm sure that if I wanted to I could come up with something to pick apart.

And ghost... pssh. Not worth my time.

And painful agony?? You're forgetting something here. I can spell. Hahahaha...

Taking lessons, training, call it what you will but as long as I'm in the dojo, and on the mat I'm happy.

And since you look like Catherine Zeta Jones, just shorter and thinner, how bout you post a pic so I can get a clearer vision of your beauty?

Zen wants to wank on your pic

Me too.

I sure do. Know post it damnit.

Originally posted by PAWS
And ghost... pssh. Not worth my time.


After two pages of you not being worth mine... it's just not as touching, sweetheart. I've seen you throw up that black belt 3 times... which is about how many inches of your ass it covers. With a mouth that big, you'd better be either suckin dick or workin overtime to cover what your belt doesn't.

Kick back already. This doesn't have to be such an intensive debate.

You're right, it doesn't. I gave criticism. People jumped down my pants. Read the facts before you post.

Originally posted by PAWS
You're right, it doesn't. I gave criticism. People jumped down my pants. Read the facts before you post.

Isn't people jumping down your pants a good thing? It is where I come from.

Train-Wushu Kung-Fu (no jokes) Purple Sash
Train- Tat Wong's Wushu
Train location- San Francisco, CA
Never fought tournaments
Record 0-0

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Painful
Agony
W
S

what do the W and S stand for?

I think it might be painfull agony ****in with you guys. seein as how **** took so nicely to ghost.



I know what your thinking.... "Vulgar why aren't you all mad at this cunt?" I'll tell you why, cause i know she aint talkin to me.
How do I know this?

I know this cause I train with one of the top ranked teams in the country and possibly the world. I train with CHAMPIONS. Yes I do pay money to train with these people, but out of my own accord. I only pay money to my initial teacher cause he braught me into it, and from what I understand I don;t really even have to anymore.

so this cunt if its no Painful Agony is definately not talkin to me.




you are a ****ing idiot, i might be a *****, but i have know ****ing reason to sit here and talk **** aboun the guys or girls that fight and train on this piece of **** website.... So go talk **** about someone else *****!

Originally posted by PAWS
You're right, it doesn't. I gave criticism. People jumped down my pants. Read the facts before you post.

We can go tit for tat on this all day long. You offered criticism, I offered commentary. Someone in Virginia is not leashing his ***** adequately... you might wanna have a talk with him about that. When you come up in here tellin people about what they are and how they should go about ****, you're not just a ***** anymore... you're a ***** who needs her muzzle tightened.

I'm surprised these guys are gettin mad at ya, frankly... you spit good game, but I've seen better from worse. To me, you're just some angry country chick dreamin of california **** & takin the fact that you can't have it out on your internet account.

Ghost is the king of ownage!

I wish I hada sweet owned pic to post

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/ownedpelicankid.jpg

HAHA that is the best

http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/owned%20copy.jpg

OMFG no... I got jacked!!!! You will all die.

After we bury you, I'm sure it can be arranged.

Hey Ghost...
I live in California, dip**** assmonkey.

Where y'all got VA from, I'll never know...

dip**** assmonkey?

Tanner take protein do that count for working out?


**** off Paws I wish doom upon you

Originally posted by PAWS
Where y'all got VA from, I'll never know...

I've completely broken you down. An hour ago you were all about paragraph-long love letters & shout outs about knockin dick in dirt. Seeing you reduced to only having the nads to throw out a geographical correction and a 2-verb insult... excellence.

California or not... you've got the anger issues of a banjoing whiskey whino from down south. You should be in the ring with that type of nerve. You'd do well... or I'd get to watch someone like Purcell or La Rosa ****ing rage all over you. Either way, win / win.

ghost still sucks balls.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I've completely broken you down. An hour ago you were all about paragraph-long love letters & shout outs about knockin dick in dirt. Seeing you reduced to only having the nads to throw out a geographical correction and a 2-verb insult... excellence.

California or not... you've got the anger issues of a banjoing whiskey whino from down south. You should be in the ring with that type of nerve. You'd do well... or I'd get to watch someone like Purcell or La Rosa ****ing rage all over you. Either way, win / win.


LMAO @ Ghost today. He makes me proud:fu: :lovers: :fu:

Originally posted by gman
ghost still sucks balls.

You're starting to admire me. No need to justify or disclaim it, bub. You are own3d. It's probably nice to know the crosshairs aren't on you for now, but don't get caught up in the relief.

See ya around.

Yes I admire all boy band wannabe's.

Stick to lickin my balls. You're not funny.

I'm not licking your balls you gay homo. That fact that you even want me too says you're gay.

gman, just stop.

DUDE.

WHAT THE ****.

Can't you sit on the sidelines for just a DAY without wanting to be my *****???? It's PMS's turn. Ass on the bench, hands in your lap, silence from your ****ing face. Pronto.

I thought gman was pretty funny.
And the reason I've temporarily refrained from paragraphs is because like, unlike you, I actually have a life and have more to do with it than to sit here and ponder the countless ways I can show you what a dick you are and how much people don't really like you once they get to know you.

Then again, you know everything, so I'm sure you already knew that...

Why your not owning anybody except in your own head and too your internet friends. Don't act like you the best in the world becuase you learned how to type and use the same old joke's over again and again.

gman admit it, you are owned, dont be sad, dont act like you are the ****, face it dear, Gman= owned

Originally posted by PAWS
I can show you what a dick you are and how much people don't really like you once they get to know you.


Considering this is your first day on the forum, you sure do know a lot about us.

What's my favorite color? Favorite sexual position? Meal?

Do I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach? Do I enjoy anal sex........when playing quarterback or receiver

SHUT UP MONEY YOU WRECKED MY THREAD

Originally posted by PAWS
I thought gman was pretty funny.


When you start a sentence off like this, expect no one at globalmma.com to take you very seriously. You'd be wise to never utter these ****ing words again... and if you wanna know why, stick around and watch this ****ing **** demon's thought process for a couple days. There's nothing to laugh about when it comes to genetic disability.

Don't mistake my proficiency for obsession, bimbo. I'm not your boyfriend... if a ***** barks, she gets her choke chain pulled.

Originally posted by gman
Why your not owning anybody except in your own head and too your internet friends. Don't act like you the best in the world becuase you learned how to type and use the same old joke's over again and again.

gman, remember that time you made everyone laugh on the forum with that hilarious joke you told? me either

Originally posted by gman
Why your not owning anybody except in your own head and too your internet friends. Don't act like you the best in the world becuase you learned how to type and use the same old joke's over again and again.

That is Moneys therom for comebacks!

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
gman admit it, you are owned, dont be sad, dont act like you are the ****, face it dear, Gman= owned

Onwed by a internet tough guy and his sister. I'm crushed I guess all I can do now is try to keep going. Living my life one day at a time.

sigh

hey i never said i owned you...... And im not saying ghost owns you because he is my brother, but there are imes he does own you, like now, and there are a few other here that pwn you too

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
gman, remember that time you made everyone laugh on the forum with that hilarious joke you told? me either
ROFLMAO

Originally posted by gman
Onwed by a internet tough guy and his sister. I'm crushed I guess all I can do now is try to keep going. Living my life one day at a time.

Dude.... if you keep blabbing it up in this ****ing thread, I'm going to delete every single post you've ever polluted this board with, with one ****ing button press. Try me fat boy.

Wow, feel the hostility in the room.
Ghost... About pulling your *****'s choke chain...
Don't be surprised when she comes back and bites you in the ass... HARD.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
hey i never said i owned you...... And im not saying ghost owns you because he is my brother, but there are imes he does own you, like now, and there are a few other here that pwn you too
No, you do own gman. Everyone owns him. It's not that hard. I actually think he likes it.

Go right ahead. Please do. My internet life will be over what ever will I do?

This thread makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
ROFLMAO

its killing me not knowing what the ROF stands for....

Roll on floor

rolling on floor

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
No, you do own gman. Everyone owns him. It's not that hard. I actually think he likes it.

you're a child molester. You do realize that.

Originally posted by gman
you're a child molester. You do realize that.
Under what legal code?

Dave, can I hit the prune button? Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaase

now it all makes sence, thanks

Tanner, you crack me up. :-D In a good way.

Originally posted by PAWS
Tanner, you crack me up. :-D In a good way.


Nice shoes, wanna ****?

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
Under what legal code?

It's a social norm. It's like dating your cousin. You can do it but you shouldn't.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Dave, can I hit the prune button? Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaase

No. If we prune all 6,000 of his posts, we empty half the posts on Global.

****... how sad is it when half your board is made up of an angry fat kid **** demon canadian.

That's true Dave. The Male Rotties forum would vanish completely.

how old are you hockey?????????/ and how old is you chick???

Go ahead and do it. Isn't it funny how you say that sherdog mods abuse thier power and you say you're going to do the same thing. What the **** if you can say what you mean don't say it.

Thats mean guys, dont deleate his posts........

Originally posted by gman
What the **** if you can say what you mean don't say it.


Huh?

Ban everyone. Just for ****s.

agreed

ban me

Originally posted by gman
Isn't it funny how you say that sherdog mods abuse thier power and you say you're going to do the same thing.

Kinda, but since you're analyzing it now, no. Thanks for gettin the joke, meat. You're a real ****in winner.

I'm hungry I'm eating dinner.

I agree- ban Agony.

no you're a dumbass still are and will countine to do so intill you die from sucking to many ****s and your lungs filled up will **** and seman and you can't breath. Die and the rest of the smack junkies still **** your died body up the ass.

PWND!

yeah listen to the slut BAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then ban her for being easy

Originally posted by PAWS
I agree- ban Agony.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Easy is, easy does. 1st, I'm taken - and 2nd, I'm hot.
Get over it. ;-)

i can tell, your avitar tells it all, and i dont care if you taken, u mean nothing to me chick

Originally posted by gman
no you're a dumbass still are and will countine to do so intill

Let's just stop right there. One sentence in and you're already ****ing yourself. You call me a dumbass, then fail to add a sentence break, then proceed to spell until with two I's and two L's. You have gotta be the dumbest ****ing canadian I've ever talked to (you can exhale now, Creed.... own3d). You're mad because you're own3d, and you're probably also mad that you were born fat, stupid and canadian. How's this for a dose of reality:

The only "friends" you have are collectible, and sitting in your toy box. While I train plyometrics and cardio, you train phonics and carb intake. You're a grabastic sack of whale ****, you reek of hot garbage & ass, and your ****ing country is screwed once the US decides they want more states.

http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/bottle_0wned.jpg

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Let's just stop right there. One sentence in and you're already ****ing yourself. You call me a dumbass, then fail to add a sentence break, then proceed to spell until with two I's and two L's. You have gotta be the dumbest ****ing canadian I've ever talked to (you can exhale now, Creed.... own3d). You're mad because you're own3d, and you're probably also mad that you were born fat, stupid and canadian. How's this fgor a dose of reality:

The only "friends" you have are collectible, and sitting in your toy box. While I train plyometrics and cardio, you train phonics and carb intake. You're a grabastic sack of whale ****, you reek of hot garbage & ass, and your ****ing country is screwed once the US decides they want more states.

wow, ouch :bang:

BlaBlaBla... Man, ghost just spends all day trying to sound witty.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
because you're own3d, and you're probably also mad that you were born fat, stupid and canadian. How's this fgor a dose of reality:


wait a sec. you make fun of my spelling. Say that making spelling mistake's make me a dumb ass. Then make one in your own post. Thats right I must be the dumbass.

I love you guys

We love you too, Wushu. :)

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/bottle_0wned.jpg


crazy picture.....:crazy2:

Originally posted by gman
wait a sec. you make fun of my spelling. Say that making spelling mistake's make me a dumb ass. Then make one in your own post. Thats right I must be the dumbass.

Pretty much. Typos are different than blatant ****ing ignorance.

Yeah sort of like looking for a girlfriend on the internet and finding out that she is a fat chick with kids. Ignorance cool.

oOoOoOoOooohhhh.

Daaaaaaaaamn.

That's the one shot you're ever gonna get in, gman. Savor it. But even if I did talk to a chick who was sending me fake pictures on the net (not one of my girlfriends, fatty... I get those offline), at least there's a woman on the internet who will give me the time of day.

Can you say the same? Mom's & relatives don't count.

34 Year old computer nerd with no chance of ever doing anything in life reporting for duty

You guys need Jesus

He lives down the road...Jesus Ceasar Jones

jesus wont help

cooter?

No

okay!

Fine

HAHA, ghost got hit up by a fat chick on the internet and a chick with kids?
MAN. Someone's a Loser with a capital L.

Originally posted by PAWS
HAHA, ghost got hit up by a fat chick on the internet and a chick with kids?
MAN. Someone's a Loser with a capital L.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3da34b3127cce960ec14b04c00000001610

Originally posted by PAWS
HAHA, ghost got hit up by a fat chick on the internet and a chick with kids?
MAN. Someone's a Loser with a capital L.

Someone's a jeep driving dyke ***** with a capital jeep driving dyke *****. I get hit up by fat chicks with kids on the internet all the time. Matter of fact, speak of the devil... I'm getting hit up by one right now.

Own3d.

hahahahahaaa

Fat girls need lovin too

There's a difference between being hit UP and being hit ON. I've been hitting you in your nutsack all day long.
But hit ON you? You WISH you were so lucky.

I think I ate too fast

Originally posted by PAWS
There's a difference between being hit UP and being hit ON. I've been hitting you in your nutsack all day long.
But hit ON you? You WISH you were so lucky.

get over yourself, if you are claiming to be such hot ****, post a pic.

I got a pain right here...think its gas?

I don't have a scanner, sorry.

And please don;t put it in female rotties.

well then stay quiet, if you have no pic, shut up!!!!!!!!

Curley, it could be gas.

Don't tell me what to do, you big fat whore who doesn't know the difference between her ass and a gopher hole.

Curly, tums is the answer

I hope so....It could be a heart attack...I am an old computer geek...Wait......yeah it was gas.....whew

Speaking of gophers, Caddyshack is a great movie. Don't you agree?

BTW...do farts have lumps?

Lord knows mine do

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Speaking of gophers, Caddyshack is a great movie. Don't you agree?

Yes.....Bill Muray was great.......I love all his movies....except groundhog day

This ***** is just perpetually angry. $10 says her boyfriend neglects her, and that she only mentioned him to make herself sound appealing.

She's pissed at life. She drives a jeep and is a dyke. And she lives in California. I bet she lives in like ****in Bakersfield or the 909 or some ****ed up tweeker city.

Originally posted by PAWS
Don't tell me what to do, you big fat whore who doesn't know the difference between her ass and a gopher hole.


OH IS THE WITTLE GIRL GETTING HER FEELING HURT????? Shut up you sorry excuse for a female, oh let me guess your mad cause you cant get no game from the guys of global???????? CAUSE YOU A SLUT!!!!!

I especially liked Bill Murray in Rushmore.

yeah she said she weights 95 pds, i think the crack head ment 195.........

Honk for boobs

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I especially liked Bill Murray in Rushmore.

Great ****in movie.

I even liked that army movie he did...Stripes..That was funny

You didn't like Groundhog Day? I found that movie very entertaining.

Yes, lumpy farts are the best.

Honk honk

Sonny and Cher every morning would make me kill myself

I live in Agoura, in the 818 *****es. And I don't drive a jeep. I drive a Lexus. And before you accuse me of doing so, NO, I'm not bragging. I'm setting the record straight.

As per my boyfriend... Trust me, I get plenty of attn. I'm not going to sit here and justify myself to you, 2 cent trick living in trash.

And ghost, you now owe me 10 bucks.

Groundhog Day was ok..Just not his usual brand of comedy

Cher was hot for a while....now she looks like a fat Michele Jackson

I liked Groundhog Day. :)

Agoura? No ****? I used to date a girl named Amanda in Agoura. I have a bunch of friends there.

I just read this whole thread for the first time, and the only thing I gotta say is dont prune anyones post count. Thats just mean......

Yeah. :) I live just off of Reyes Adobe and past Kanan.

Originally posted by PAWS
And ghost, you now owe me 10 bucks.

I suppose so... but you're still driving a jeep and dyking it up. I believe nothing about this lexus you drive. You living in Agoura makes it believable, but you're way too ****ing angry to be driving a Lexus. Here's another $10 on you having some serious flaw goin on behind that screen... like a mole on your face, or a ****ed up birthmark, or ****ed up teeth. Or like 10 lbs of "baby fat" that you can't get rid of.

Something's ****in up here.

she love her bf's meth lab?

I've always wondered, wtf is baby fat?

Originally posted by PAWS
I live in Agoura, in the 818 *****es. And I don't drive a jeep. I drive a Lexus. And before you accuse me of doing so, NO, I'm not bragging. I'm setting the record straight.

As per my boyfriend... Trust me, I get plenty of attn. I'm not going to sit here and justify myself to you, 2 cent trick living in trash.

And ghost, you now owe me 10 bucks.


sounds good!!!!!And we also stay in the 818 *****, so really, you dont need to talk to people like they are stupid......

Originally posted by PAWS
Yeah. :) I live just off of Reyes Adobe and past Kanan.


I used to go to baseball city, off Kanan, all the time when I was younger.

Ok, I'm gay

Well, looks like you're about to owe me 20 now, ghost. Clear complexion, straight teeth thanks to braces in my teens, and yes I drive a Lexus. A used one, but a Lexus nonetheless.

95lbs-10 baby fat=one cracked out hoe

And I still weigh 95 lbs.... maybe you didn't read that. So so much for baby fat. HAHA. And I'm 5'2," and not 4'7" so it works.

Bill Murray was also good in The Royal Tenenbaums.

I drive a Camaro with mag wheels....I can burn rubber and pop wheelies

a used one, hahahahhaaa so i take it, your lexus is a a 95, you baller you

I have a Cadillac......

95lbs is still cracked out...FLAT ASS

Cadillacs rule

No crackwhore with no money, it's a '99. And why is that such a big deal, anyway? What the **** do you drive? A ****ing pinto?? That is, if you're even capable of driving.

5'2, 95 lbs? Let's ****. You sound like spinner material to me.

I no longer dislike you. I now wanna bang you and drive your lexus. Come to daddy, cupcake... I've got your $20 hangin.

I wouldn't bang you if my life depended on it, ghost. And if I ever DID, I'd be apt to kill myself right around now.
Or maybe I'd just kill you. Depending on how much of a PRICK you really would be to me in real life...

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Cadillacs rule

Yeah they do, back seat is as big as a couch, I love my Cadillac.....

you are so sweet calling me a crack whore, when u swear you weigh 95pds....ARE YOU COMING DOWN OFF YOUR HIGH??????? because you are a little moody, what a *****, do the drugs,dont let the drugs do you.......... Yes and let me lie like you , i drive a pearl white Escalade 2002....... that is my pinto crack head...

**** it I quit

Originally posted by PAWS
I wouldn't bang you if my life depended on it, ghost. And if I ever DID, I'd be apt to kill myself right around now.
Or maybe I'd just kill you. Depending on how much of a PRICK you really would be to me in real life...


My mothers dog is named Tenika. She's a black lab.

Touch it.

Cadillac THRILLS Cadillac CHILLS check out the oil that my Cadillac SPILLS

Agony... There's a reason why your username is AGONY. It's sheer AGONY to read your words. They make no sense, and they're just plain stupid at the core.

Somebody must've missed the IQ test day at school...

Originally posted by PAWS
I wouldn't bang you if my life depended on it, ghost. And if I ever DID, I'd be apt to kill myself right around you.
Or maybe you. Depending on how much of a PRICK you really would be to me in real life...

Come at me like the cum-guzzler you acted like earlier, and believe me, you'll be wanting me flatlined within seconds. I guaran****ingtee it. I'm worse in person.

http://home.earthlink.net/~ghostx0/me1.jpg

Depending on what your definition of worse is.

(Pardon the pun, Tanner's been taking pictures of himself all day, and I got jealous.)

I drive a 98 Mustang. V-6

I know, it's weak.

Tanner: I love labs! I own one.

FUNNY!!!!!!!!! thats the best joke today...... ***** YOU ARE STUPID, NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOUR A LITTLE WHORE, BE GONE!!!! Wannabe rich *****....

I have a golden lab, 11 years old, he's lazy

Uh ghost? You shoulda left the picture taking to Tanner.

Originally posted by PAWS
Tanner: I love labs! I own one.


We have so much in common. Wanna cyber?

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I'd rather want to be a rich *****, than a podunk whore out in Reseda, aka: the armpit of the valley.

COOTER?

You aspire so highly, Agony... LMFAO.

Tanner, I have one word for you: ALLISON! :-D

I have a golden lab and a chocolate lab......

I do not allow dogs in my Cadillac car.......

tyekooow seats
?

Originally posted by PAWS
You aspire so highly, Agony... LMFAO.

Tanner, I have one word for you: ALLISON! :-D

She'll be in on it too. Get your boyfriend involved. We can pretend that I'm ****ing him in the ass while you jerk him off. Man, the thought of this is getting me all hot.

My lab is a golden one, and she's a puppy. :)

cant you do better then that????????? Your dissing the city i live in,OH MY IM GONNA CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 be gone ***** bye bye

Who owns a meth lab? Tell me how to do it? I need mo money

Tannnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeer, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Anal = not my style. I'm too small.

Originally posted by PAWS
I'm too small. Is that the only thing holding you back?

I love my Cadillac car.....

PAWS, I was talking about your boyfriend.

I know you were, but it's not my style to participate in or watch. BESIDES that, if it were being performed on ME, I'm too small. That's what I mean.

Agony- go play already, you're boring me.

Originally posted by PAWS
And I still weigh 95 lbs.... maybe you didn't read that. So so much for baby fat. HAHA. And I'm 5'2," and not 4'7" so it works.

i hate you... yet i want to **** you. thanks for the visual, babe.

So Kaps......Do you have the climate control on yours that's digital or do you have the dial?

I have a white Cadillac and I call it the goose......

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i hate you... yet i want to **** you. thanks for the visual, babe.

She's just your size

Originally posted by Curly Howard
She's just your size What? Taller

[Chorus: Cutty]
I'm chillin, wood spinnin
No Bentley's, Cadillac pimpin
I'm cruisin, hoes choosin
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimpin
Spoke spinnin, gold grillin
Liquor spillin, Cadillac pimpin
Keep ridin, car slidin
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimpin

[J-Bo]
Now as I grip and dive, I smoke on to keep a high
In the sky, as I emphasize the right to reply
With these words you under heard I swerve through a blur
Dodging these **** *****z who figure we outta splurge
And if happen to have the nerve, see homeboy you made a choice
For the crime you standing on and walking on is getting poise
Plus the Cadillac's we pimpin so slightly you been slippin
On really how it goes when these ties begin to grippin
And shiftin and whole takin to the spot where hoes shakin
I'm quakin, ridin on out - am I gon make it?
And pimp fool like *****z with gataz without no chaperone
So see, we been doing this from way back long
'92, aqua blue, on them thangs we roll
With a cup full of liquor blowing good on swole
So let's ride til we can't ride no damn more
We Cadillac pimpin hard see my ***** fa sho'

[Chorus]

[Sean Paul]
Sure be white Cadillac but I called it to go
This your boy Sean Paul, baby tell 'em the truth
So roll Old Fleetwood with the two door coup
All platinum bill with the fifth wheel too
And give truth to these suckas something overdue
Ride a 'Lac like a true playa 'posed to do
Old school, slant back with a jigga too
Tan gold wit some bows like a poster boo
Old school, gold chain, still grippin the grain
Show a crease in my jeans, stay ahead of the game
Got a, piece on my grill, diamonds off in the back
And got so many hoes had to change up my 'Lac
All day I don't know how to act
Got this game down pat, sure be running the track
Get some money from these hoes and see how they react
Show 'em how a real ***** come down like that

[Chorus]

[Sean Paul]
I got a 'Lac with a rag, Louie Baton top
Diamond cut interior, 15's the knot
I'ma be a last ***** from the ATL
Y'all hell, feel eyes and the playa can sell
When you see me in the street, holla at me playa
My ***** got duke, e, rose and wine, boo as fine as hell
Through the strip'll never die, only time'll tell
To be in, it's Cadillac steerin wheel

[J-Bo]
Say what, gather round for this two door show
We let the spillin go, rillin in the Eldorado
We rollin through the spot to see which hoes gon follow
Cuz we get cool and down passin rounds of bottle
With a gloss so clean, I put this thing in throttle
For we out and cruise in the wind like roscoe
So you gonna know us when you see us when we ride on by slow
Cuz this ****'ll never end through the eyes of my foes

[Chorus x2]

Originally posted by kaps
I have a white Cadillac and I call it the goose......

Mine is that funny color that looks almost pink during the day and beige at night

Dripping again, PAWS?


http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3da34b3127cce960863ed44ae0000001610

Paint it.....

I would but its so damn big I don't feel like it...too much work

You gotta keep your Cadillac lookin clean man......

Tanner- a much better visual than before, thank you. ;)
Dogg- It's amazing how far a little piece of ass will go with you guys, hehheh...