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Purity
04-12-2003, 01:06 PM
yes.
for today i shall go into the office like a ****in bum. i got beer spilt on me last night so now i reek like dry stank newcastle. i'm not takin a shower and, since i have no clean boxers, i'm free-ballin also.

crlygracie: grab one of those car air fresheners and wear it
iloanfury: haha! that's ****in gross but it is a good idea

yes.
i was thinkin about strawberry. that way, we can top it all off by smelling like a cheap whore too.

Curly Howard
04-12-2003, 01:07 PM
Fight the system

Purity
04-12-2003, 01:10 PM
ELVIS was a hero to most but he NEVER meant **** to me.
he was RACIST, the sucka was simple and plain.
MUTHER**** HIM AND JOHN WAYNE!!!

Curly Howard
04-12-2003, 01:11 PM
You are our Jim Morison

AgonYx0
04-12-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Purity
yes.
for today i shall go into the office like a ****in bum. i got beer spilt on me last night so now i reek like dry stank newcastle. i'm not takin a shower and, since i have no clean boxers, i'm free-ballin also.

crlygracie: grab one of those car air fresheners and wear it
iloanfury: haha! that's ****in gross but it is a good idea

yes.
i was thinkin about strawberry. that way, we can top it all off by smelling like a cheap whore too.

what a turn on........jk

DpFemale
04-12-2003, 03:41 PM
why on earth would you not take a shower:::::::::: as for the beer what kind of idiot would spill beer on poor tony

handjobs4dollars
04-12-2003, 03:43 PM
You should be a rugby player. If you **** up in the game you have to shoot the boot and chug beer out of the biggest rugby boot there. If you can't finish you have to pour whats left over your head. God were retarded.

VulgarTheClown
04-12-2003, 03:44 PM
I think i know who it is

VulgarTheClown
04-12-2003, 03:44 PM
That GMAN is ****ng absolutely disgusting!

handjobs4dollars
04-12-2003, 03:47 PM
***** shooting the boots not that bad if you can stand the grass that is floating in it.

Purity
04-12-2003, 03:50 PM
hey deb, remember that girl crystal last night?
well we got in a lil wrestling match.

VulgarTheClown
04-12-2003, 03:54 PM
did she tap you?

DpFemale
04-12-2003, 03:54 PM
and let me guess she kicked your ass hahah how funny shes so tiny too

Purity
04-12-2003, 03:54 PM
naw. only deb can do that :)

VulgarTheClown
04-12-2003, 03:55 PM
I wanna wrestle debi.

Naked with oil!

or clothed.

Purity
04-12-2003, 03:59 PM
debi actually did a great job crushing my adam's apple several times last night

ArjukanpoKarate
04-12-2003, 06:26 PM
Tony, you my friend are a stinky little monkey. Take a shower!!

Debi, hahaha good for you, make Tony tap out. :)

VulgarTheClown
04-12-2003, 06:32 PM
Debi beat me up too!!1