View Full Version : Things To Say When You're Stressed at Work


Saroth Reach
04-11-2003, 11:34 PM
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you!!!
2. You say I'm a pregnant dog like it's a bad thing?!
3. If not a very nice persons could fly, this place would be an airport.
4. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
5. Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?
6. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
7. Do I look like a f**king people person !
8. This isn't an office. It's HELL with fluorescent lighting.
9. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
10. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
11. YOU!!... off my planet!!!
12. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose.
13. Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control.
14. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
15. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....?
16. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
17. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
18. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
19. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
20. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
21. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
22. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
23. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
24. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
25. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
26. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it.
27. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.(please don't flame me for that one!)
28. Wait... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done.
30. Ambivalent? Well yes and no.
31. You look like nuts. Is that the style now?
32. Earth is full. Go home.
33. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
34. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
35. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
36. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

AgonYx0
04-11-2003, 11:50 PM
feel better

handjobs4dollars
04-11-2003, 11:51 PM
Saroth should look up number 36 of his own list.

realkaps
04-12-2003, 12:15 AM
Im not reading that......

HockeyFighter
04-12-2003, 12:18 AM
me neither

Curly Howard
04-12-2003, 12:19 AM
nope

handjobs4dollars
04-12-2003, 12:19 AM
what does a 15 year old know about working in a office.

LukeDothSucketh
04-12-2003, 12:24 AM
You see a lot from between a guys legs under a desk gman.

The Jake
04-12-2003, 11:59 AM
ROTFLMAO @ Luke!!!

I kinda like "I see the ****up fairy has visited us again!"

- The Jake

AgonYx0
04-12-2003, 02:00 PM
ROTFLMAO (what the hell does the ROTF stand 4?)

Magic Man
04-12-2003, 04:03 PM
"I see the ****up fairy has visited us again!"

hahahahaha, that is SOOO demeaning to the other guy!

"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."

hahaha, that happened the other day at uni, ****ing frustrating as ****.

Curly Howard
04-12-2003, 04:15 PM
word