I start this thread foor my good buddy, SeldomTap. You see SeldomTap is very shy and afraid to ask, so I thought I'd ask for him. I am very concerned about his mental well being due to several posts his recently and email discussions.

You see, Seldom suffers from a rare condition. It is a largely unspoken affliction, and yet, affects many men each year.

He hasn't been given a good lay in ages.

This social disease is often a subject that most men try to avoid talking about due to social prejudices attached to the subject, but much like impotence, it's really not anyones fault. **** happens.

As is with our good friend SeldomTap.

So what I suggested for therapy is that Seldom should pack his bags and go on a whirlwind journey of MMA, booze, adventure and complete sleaze and travel across America and the rest of the world, meeting his friends off the internet - training with them, hanging out with and getting drunk but most importantly ****ing the living crap out of any chick that so much as looks at him.

So what do you guys think?
You think is good therapy for weak-lay-it-us?

Ladies - if Seldom turned up on your doorstep, would you hit it with SeldomTap? He's in desperate need of getting laid by a real woman and I think this 6'2" 240lb sherman tank of a human being would maul a woman to show his true appreciation.

- The Jake

i would if i was a woman, count on it.

I'd hit it

I asked the LADIES would they hit it, not the homosexuals of global.

I was asking the guys if you thought this kind of therapy would resolve the situation.

- The Jake

Aw hell, if he's in that bad a shape, he shouldn't travel.... so I'll mail him this......:)

http://astro.uchicago.edu/home/web/gd1/linda2.jpg

hahahahaa

I don't think that would quite cut the mustard Momita... I think he needs to get out more. As it is, we both do the same job and trust me, that job really doesn't get you out much....

- The Jake

Buy him a hooker from Mexico for $60 :)

Ladies if you don't want to get with this fine man you must be lesbians.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3df02b3127cce93ae93fca3470000001410

Originally posted by ruffneck
Buy him a hooker from Mexico for $60 :)

Is that US dollars?? That's a bit steep!

- The Jake

what a sexay biatch:lol2:

What happened with that girlfriend with problems with her job?

Come on this is the man right here.

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/Photos/Seldom_Tri_Ext.jpg

ladies HIT IT!

Arent there any hotties in Aussie land to hook up wit?

$60 bucks to hit an 18 year chick is not steep dude!

Jake did he put you up to this because I cut off his Goat****TM consignements in regards to his poor payment habits?

Because if he did tell him it won't work and that 20$ is 20$.

Originally posted by JasonLeonardOBE
Jake did he put you up to this because I cut off his Goat****TM consignements in regards to his poor payment habits?

Because if he did tell him it won't work and that 20$ is 20$.

I will pass the message on JLO.

There's plenty of rotties in Australia. Even in Adelaide.

But the fact is Americans dig our accent and the boy needs a holiday.

- The Jake

I could guarantee him some from my new roomate. The bonus for me would be hearing his accent..


--Allison

Come on girls...

He's cute, he's funny, he has a brain. ;) (not as cute as my husband tho) ;)

What more could you want. :)

Seldom, you really should think of spending some time out here in the USA with Jake and I. It will be lots of fun. :)

Seldom.....We could swap houses....I'll go there and you could stay here.....Just stay out of my sock drawer

Jake...damn you....damn you to hell. My persoanl washing, hung out here for all to see is all too much!

BASTARD!

In all seriousness, one day, I will come over there, when it is safe to fly again without the risk of getting blown up or some bizarre respiratory disorder. Looks like I will be stowing away on a cruise ship or something instead.

Curly, we could swap any day you like friend...I will stay out of your sock drawer if you promise to never go in my garage

Glad you're back :)

Seldom will you marry me?

LSG - would you hit it with Seldom?

- The Jake

Are you serious? In a heartbeat.

find someone for me too..im a loser as well.

yeah but after cesaro I'm the next biggest loser.

i suck at everything else so i take pride in sucking at life. its the only thing i'm good at.

I'll I do is train that is it.

Will you two stop with the pity party.,..go get drunk and find a hooker for christs sake!

i'm too lazy to go train, i don't like to drive there.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Will you two stop with the pity party.,..go get drunk and find a hooker for christs sake!

that requires money. i don't like to spend money. pity parties are more fun, because i feel special because i'm usually the best at them. until people with real problems decide to chirp in and own me at it.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Will you two stop with the pity party.,..go get drunk and find a hooker for christs sake!

How much?

More than your daddy can send you.

i wish i had a prostitute.

i shaved my legs today and cut my ankle.

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
More than your daddy can send you.

she works hard for the money. So hard for the money. She works hard for the money so you better treat her right.

LSG...you and me should share a nice box of wine one day...

Seldom knows how to treat a lady.

Originally posted by seldomTap
LSG...you and me should share a nice box of wine one day...

Haha, yeah we do and don't forget the styrofoam cups!

Watch and learn Gman...watch and learn!!

No styrofoam for you LSG...only the best plastic will do

GYou mean my Forest Gump like charm isn't working.

Surprisingly it isn't mate...can't explain it myself!

http://www.deadjournal.com/userpic/641561/346207

Go Seldom!
Work your moves mate!

- The Jake

Yes...I am one smooth operator

Originally posted by seldomTap
Jake...damn you....damn you to hell. My persoanl washing, hung out here for all to see is all too much!

BASTARD!

In all seriousness, one day, I will come over there, when it is safe to fly again without the risk of getting blown up or some bizarre respiratory disorder. Looks like I will be stowing away on a cruise ship or something instead.

Curly, we could swap any day you like friend...I will stay out of your sock drawer if you promise to never go in my garage

Oh seldom it's not that bad. ;) He just had the best in mind for you really. :)

You just let us know when you want to come on down. We all will have lots of fun showing you around. :)

Surely it couldn't be as cool as Magic Mountain!

It's better dude. Trust me. ;)

That is an extremely outrageous promise...it must be pretty damn awesome!

It is man. ;)

I will have to make a visit then...anything that rates jhigher than Magic Mountain must be downright sensational

Well we are just that cool.

Yes...you should change your name to Miles davis!

plus Seldom I live in SoCal and if there is room for me then thewre is room for creed. But not you.

j/k man, id love to see you out here sometime.

He is a funny guy Blake and a good man. :)

Hahahaha...Blake, there isn't room enough for both Creed and me!

So it's voted!

Creed = out
Seldom = in!

So long Creed. It's been.... yes, well...

- The Jake