Any little cunt comes trick or ****ing treating at my door tonight I'll give them ****ers what for. I'll give em a treat allright, a foot up the arse and a black eye to take back home to daddy little cunts.

I ****ing hate it so I do. ****ing waste of money american **** been brought over here. Come into our shops and buy a ****ing outfit and waste all your money, go on it's tradition. **** that I ain't buying into it.

I'll give em' a spray from me torusersnake, so I will.

Find the scariest mask you can find, turn your lights off then when they knock throw the door open and scream 'what'!

After they stop crying they wont be back next year. Works for me.

**** off you little cunts normally works for me, however last year they got a bit more persistant so I had to resort to some ass kicking. I took out nine 7 year olds in one go hospitalized the lot of them and 3 of there dads thought they'd come round an ave a go so I ****ed them up as well and then ****ed their wives. All in all it was a Happy Halloween.

I cant stand it either. I always make sure i'm doing something on Halloween every year because i cant stand these little ****ers knocking on my door. Little ****ing chavs stand there in a mask wearing their tracksuit and trainers and after saying 3 words expect you to give them money/sweets.

The little bastards can **** off. Surely they should be doing homework or something anyway seeing as its a school night for most of the little twats.

its only for 1 or 2 days.. come on..

You miserable cunts, give the ****ing kids an apple will you?

You miserable cunts, give the ****ing kids an apple will you?

If you gave them an apple they'd tell you to **** off and throw it through your windows. The little cunts want money and not just pennies. They can all go get ****ed that's what I say.

I'm not giving money. I'm buying some granola bars and apples. **** the chocolates for the kids, they're already overweight.

I'm not giving money. I'm buying some granola bars and apples. **** the chocolates for the kids, they're already overweight.

The kids around here don't expect apples. They don't even expect sweets. They want money.

i eating loads of the sweets were brought for halloween already :lol1: :D

The kids around here don't expect apples. They don't even expect sweets. They want money.

You don't get money on Halloween here. Maybe a total of $1 in change if you go around long enough. But no one where I came from gave away money at least.

halloween just doesnt happen in aus.

a few years back me and my mates noticed it was the 31st and went round with one 'scary' mask between us trying to get **** out of people. was a pretty good laugh.

They're only children lol. I'm pretty sure did just say "only one?!" when my dad was giving them some sweets. Irritating at first but they're only children so I don't mind.

Never happened in my day (**** me I'm starting to sound like my dad)

It was duck apple and that was about that. Got to blame the ****ing supermarkets for this, they have turned what was a typically quaint English little quirk into lets copy the yanks and go way over the top on it.

300 kids at the door who turn their noses up at everything other than hard cash.

Is it anything more than begging???

Sorry Kayjay but we just don't get it over here, please explain and put us straight!

My 2 Rottweilers are currently enjoying some cool night fresh air out the front.
I dare any little cunt to touch the handle on the gate.:biggthump

It's not just young kids either, I had some earlier between 15 and 18 all smoking and couldn't be bothered to dress up. I didn't even bother opening the door, I could see all of them outside saying give it another knock the lights are on. I was just dearing the little cunts to touch my car and I'd have been out there quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.

It's not just young kids either, I had some earlier between 15 and 18 all smoking and couldn't be bothered to dress up. I didn't even bother opening the door, I could see all of them outside saying give it another knock the lights are on. I was just dearing the little cunts to touch my car and I'd have been out there quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.

hehe haven't heard anyone say that in a LONG time.