America needs a new crew of great bank robbers. I'm not talking Bonnie and Clyde, go in with guns type ****, that way it's to easy to get caught. I'm talking high tech, well planned DeNiro in heat type ****.

I hate my job and want to take this up as my new career. I know a bunch of you people are unhappy to, this is our chance to take control of our destinies, while at the same time getting one hell of an adrenaline rush while working.

We would live our lives just the way we do know, and meet up about 2 to 4 times a year to pull heists. They'll be making a movie about us in a couple of years.

My wife(married but going through divorce now) works for the USPS. A couple of weeks ago, the Postal Inspectors come in and arrest this guy, the cops can't make arrests there. Turns out he robbed two banks in Nashville back in October and got away with $125,000.00. He used explosive devices(don't know of they were real or not) for his jobs. They tracked his ass down eventually though, that's why you gotta be slick.

Who's the worlds best criminals? Who knows, cause the great ones don't get caught.

Who's in???!!!!

ill give it a crack...we wont get caught right?

If were good we won't get caught, if we suck we will. We better be damn good.

lets do it

It would never work.....

Why is that?

What is the scenerio?

do we use hostages or the note: I HAVE A HAND GRENADE routine?

I had an uncle who was a get away driver, he got arrested. this was about 10 years ago.

I remember last year my old man said;

" Boy we used to tell tou when you were little your uncle was in college. I suppose now you would figure him to be a brain surgeon. But look on the bright side, if the cops knew about all of them, you would have never seen your uncle again".

moving isnt it?

anyway, over the past 2 years in my city guys have been knocking off banks. Havent been caught.

Its very possible.

I'm not sure what the scenario would be. I don't want to just go in waving guns and ****. I want to be a little smarter than that. Take an armored car, break in, use technology to our advantage.

Well, if we can't figure all that **** out, we'll just go with the guns and rob the place. Have a decoy getaway driver and instead of driving away take to the sewers.

I think you would be better off trying to figure out what tattoo you want to get!?

After the first heist I'll be able to afford my first tattoo. That's the great thing about crime, it pays better than my 8 to 5.

can't argue with that logic

Bank robbery is nearly impossible to pull off and get away with a worthwhile loot. The thing to do is watch a business with a lotta cash running thru there, say a big hotel or resort, find out what the schedule for the Armored car is when it picks up the money and takes it to the bank, then kill the security guard, chop off his arm that's cuffed to the loot, and run back to your car while your crimey lays down a blanket of coverfire, then quickly get to your rendezvous point, ditch the car and take a long vacation in another country(of course have your plane tickets purchased before hand)preferably to Brazil, as extridition is notoriosly hard there in case something goes wrong.

I see you've already been planning this Blue. I figured robbing banks oldschool style would be pretty hard in this day and age.

I'm not trying to jack millions, maybe a hundred grand, so I could live comfortably and do a job about once a year and invest some of the money every year. Being a criminal just seems like it would be a hell of alot more fun than a real job.

If you want to be a criminal there's probably easier ways with less risk. Mail order scams and drug dealing are easy crimes. Also internet fraud.

I'm having problems decoding your secret message.

thing is you cant go for the vault. I work for a bank that has been robbed 5 times in less then two years.

The slipping of a threatening note has worked thus far and the area I work in has had 50 robberies. It will work with a little planning and ****ing huge set of balls.

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Originally posted by Aaron Suave
thing is you cant go for the vault. I work for a bank that has been robbed 5 times in less then two years.

The slipping of a threatening note has worked thus far and the area I work in has had 50 robberies. It will work with a little planning and ****ing huge set of balls.

I thought there was only a few grand at the tellers? Hardly seems worth the risk unless there's a big score.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
If you want to be a criminal there's probably easier ways with less risk. Mail order scams and drug dealing are easy crimes. Also internet fraud.

I've dabbled with drug dealing in the past, problem with that is I have a conscience, I don't want to be putting drugs in the hands of kids in any way shape or form. Mail scams, bahh, just more honor and fun in stealing money from rich people.

You know how much money they've been able to get away with? Or how much money is in the vault?

Use notes at the teller window.
stand with your hands in pockets.

The note will say: give me all the money you have or I will hurt someone in this bank. Give the women ( it should always be a women dont want to chance it with some ******* who wants to be Clint Eastwood )

Give her the fighters stare down so she will be to affraid to remember your face.

show her that you have your hand in your pocket.

take money, walk out. I mean walk.

use a car with no plate. Drive a short distance, switch cars, leave the state.

If you study the spot a little bit, I always though it would be a good idea to find a teller with kids, follow her to her house, take a polaroid of one of the kids, attatch the note to the pic, if you alert anyone in the next 30 minutes your kid dies. I wouldn't actually harm a kid ever, I just know how parents want to protect their kids. That way you've hopefully bought a little time and can escape scott free.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I thought there was only a few grand at the tellers? Hardly seems worth the risk unless there's a big score.



yeah but we need to crawl first. we cant go in cold. we need to get the procedure down. we cant take a good plan and then go into a robbery with cold feet. we have to be in charge and calm. not nervous. I dont want a security guard startling us and have us blast him like ****ign amatuers.

the knock offs in the beginning will help condition us plus finance us for additional things liek anonymous vans and unregistered weapons. not to mention additional cars we will need to make the switch.

Just like anything else, you gotta start slow, see who's got the balls, who's in and work our way up from there. Then, when we've got the tight crew where everyone can be trusted we go for the homerun.

we also need a meeting spot and a place to stash all our disguises and gear adn set that **** on fire.

the score is getting a bunch of people, run in a store with ski masks, grab ****, take of out the door get in a bunch of cars, take off a bunch of differant directions.

Smash and grab? you low expectation mother****er.

I'm not down with the smash and grab job either. I want to be a professional. Do it right and never get caught, get too reckless and you're bound to get caught. It's not the wild wild west, you can't outrun the law, you've got to outsmart them.

Originally posted by Zen420
I've dabbled with drug dealing in the past, problem with that is I have a conscience, I don't want to be putting drugs in the hands of kids in any way shape or form. Mail scams, bahh, just more honor and fun in stealing money from rich people.

Dude, there's your problem right there. You need to get rid of that pesky conscience, it's holding you back... Also it's WAAAAAY easier to steal from the poor than it is to steal from the rich, the poor are dumb and desperate so are total suckers for get rich quick schemes. Try and remember that it's more immoral to let a sucker keep his money, if you don't take it someone else will.