i'm tired. not a smart idea to meet your brand new H&R Block representative at 9:00 pm when you're halfway asleep.

all i remember is having "hurricane" by bob dylan repeating in my head and:

"hello mr. soto. my name is (*don't remember*)."
"hey there. howz it goin."


blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

"so how much did you spend in advertising?"
"um......i dunno."
"don't you make business cards?"
"....................................
............................
.......yeah. yeah i probably spent like $800"
"ok we put $1896."
"cooooool!!"


blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


".....and you accrued mileage blah blah blah blah blah blah depreciation.....do you remember? mr. soto?"
"huh?"
"do you remember?"
"ummm. no"
"NO??? you should know these things."
"hehe. yeah."


blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

"you have $5,500 in meals and entertainment. we'll just take 50% of $12,877."
"that rules."
"yes mr. soto. it does rule."
"you know (*as i'm gazing at the mc donalds across the street*) i was all sittin at my desk today and it sucked cause it was a beautiful day. so i go to grab some food, except i'm not hungry- i just wanna get the **** outta the office. so i grab mc donalds french fries and gave em to my secretary. she was stoked. she's way cool. i guess that (*pointing to the mc donalds*) just reminded me of that. hehe."
"$12,877 alright?"
"huh?"

God Damn Stoners

he isnt a stoner, he is a drinker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

"and that's of course assuming that the accrued divdends are what you state. and what we'll need-"
"hey how come everything in here is painted lime green?" i mean, the walls, your brochures, everything! who the HELL picks lime ****ing green? i feel like i'm in a fun house. this SUCKS. seriously, how do they expect clients to feel relaxed in a professional envirnoment with this crappy color??"
"well i guess it goes with the theme of jumping for joy once you find out how much we can save you."
".........
.................
ahhhhhhhhhhh. good point!"
"assUMING our clients pay attention."
"oh"

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah




blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

"so it looks like your gross adjusted will be roughly $14,500."
"whoa. i'm poor."
"well that's based on what we've put together based on your expenses and income as a loan officer."
"i also was a real estate agent for the first 6 months too."
"you didn't mention that to me mr. soto."
"i just did."
"you're supposed to say these things at the beginning."
"(*LOL*) right on."

all in all-
it sucked. i was tired. now i'm kinda peppy. i dunno why. i'm sooooo getting audited. that rules!
now i can't get "stranglehold" by ted nugent outta my head. ****in- A man!!!!!

I heard on the news that the IRS is cutting down on audits to be more customer friendly or somthin like that......

I'll smuggle you in cigarettes and drugs when you go to jail

just make sure you give me clean balloons

There goes THAT idea

I can see Tony trying to make wine out of old fruit in his cell toilet.....

Originally posted by kaps
I can see Tony trying to make wine out of old fruit in his cell toilet.....

just had the following chat about 10 minutes ago:

iloanfury: hey is wine supposed to be refridgerated after it's opened?
crlygracie: I think so
crlygracie: i never was much on wine.....except home made
iloanfury: i just found this **** on my counter. i'm not sure if i'm drinking spoiled **** or not
iloanfury: oh well
crlygracie: actually....isn't wine kind of spoiled anyway
iloanfury: well.....yeah i guess
crlygracie: enjoy
iloanfury: :-\
crlygracie: haha
iloanfury: dude! you scope kaps' reply in my thread?
iloanfury: weiiiiiiiird man...
crlygracie: i was just reading it
crlygracie: very

Strange, there have been other instances where me and curly have replied the same thing in diffrent threads, then replied in the other thread "I just said that in the other thread.".....

that was a very weird night

i re-read it over about 8 times. i can't make sense of your post kaps.
i think i need sleep

I dont even think my post make sense, maybe Curly can explain it better.....

we both posted the exact same post in 2 different threads........then replied to the others posts with the exact same thing......"I just said that in the other thread."

so does that mean you're soulmates?

My feet are bigger than his......

But you still make **** to each other.

Originally posted by ruffneck
But you still make **** to each other.

What? Are you speaking Vulgarism?

Vulgarisms........hahahahaha

Vulgarism hahaha that costs your 75 cents.

Everytime you mention my name or make a word out of my name you will owe me ANOTHER 75 cents.

Kaps, Curly I expect a check in the mail. If i do not receive it within 10 days I will hear from my lawyer and file suit.

Good Day.

Deer Kurly and Caps
Pleeze pay mi klient the 75 sents you owe him.
signed
vulgers loyer

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

Originally posted by Purity
i'm tired. not a smart idea to meet your brand new H&R Block representative at 9:00 pm when you're halfway asleep.

all i remember is having "hurricane" by bob dylan repeating in my head and:

"hello mr. soto. my name is (*don't remember*)."
"hey there. howz it goin."


blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

"so how much did you spend in advertising?"
"um......i dunno."
"don't you make business cards?"
"....................................
............................
.......yeah. yeah i probably spent like $800"
"ok we put $1896."
"cooooool!!"


blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


".....and you accrued mileage blah blah blah blah blah blah depreciation.....do you remember? mr. soto?"
"huh?"
"do you remember?"
"ummm. no"
"NO??? you should know these things."
"hehe. yeah."


blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

"you have $5,500 in meals and entertainment. we'll just take 50% of $12,877."
"that rules."
"yes mr. soto. it does rule."
"you know (*as i'm gazing at the mc donalds across the street*) i was all sittin at my desk today and it sucked cause it was a beautiful day. so i go to grab some food, except i'm not hungry- i just wanna get the **** outta the office. so i grab mc donalds french fries and gave em to my secretary. she was stoked. she's way cool. i guess that (*pointing to the mc donalds*) just reminded me of that. hehe."
"$12,877 alright?"
"huh?"

holy ****!

Wine is not meant to be refridgerated. It is meant to be kept at room temperature. This is why wine typically left out in the open PRIOR to corkage.

- J.

Very true Jarrod, a lot of restaurants leave white wine in fridges to keep them frosted - but this is incorrect. They should be chilled about 1/2 an hour before serving.

wine rules