Do they make cunts paranoid?

What's that, you'll be off for a week because you've got a chest infection? This shag monkey is taking the piss out of me, he thinks he can get away with anything, I've gotta show him who's boss. Lay down the law, a wee workplace pwnage so to speak.

What's that, you didn't do what I asked you to do yet because of what...Hmm, he's lying, he thinks I won't notice. I'll have yer, you slag. See if I don't.

This piss artist aint following procedure, he's taking the right royal michael. Does he think I'm stupid. Dot yer I's and cross yer T's cunt, or I'll be on yer like an exige left hook.

Eh, yer stuck in a traffic jam and you'll be late for work? I've heard that one before. Do one!




Anyone know what I'm saying here? Positions of power make you question yer fellow man and his bleeding motives.

I've got a position of power at my work. I guess it can make you paranoid.

You're always wondering and anticipating what horrible thing there gonna try to get you with next! you gotta be ready!

I've got a position of power at my work. I guess it can make you paranoid.

You're always wondering and anticipating what horrible thing there gonna try to get you with next! you gotta be ready!

Aye, I bet the wee fellas at school are constantly testing yer. You have to be ready to do an Anorak and treat em like a noob.

I never worry.

Oh your grandmother died? I thought that was last month. Well then, as you were. I'll be right here in front running my mouth off about anything and everything.

Yeah i know what you mean Kay.

Just let people get away with shit. Aslong as i don't get in trouble for it! haha.

If i reported properly everything i ****ing saw, i'd be doing reports ALLLL day long.

Like last week - i see a lad smoking. He's 15/16... obviously is addicted and that. So i just told him to put them away. No matter what kind of sanction i give the chav git, he's not gonna stop smoking. He needs that fa.g.

Instead, i say put that away. Don't let me catch you doing it. I act reasonible with him...so when he comes to my class the next day. He knows that i could have been a cunt with him - but didn't. So i don't get any grief off him.

All too true, babes. They say Hitler was a right royal laugh and a clever fella in his younger days. But give the Fuhrer title and he turns into a cunt.

All too true, babes. They say Hitler was a right royal laugh and a clever fella in his younger days. But give the Fuhrer title and he turns into a cunt.

yeah, it all went to his head. Suddenly WW2 is kicking off.

a little power can send some folks nuts.

yeah, it all went to his head. Suddenly WW2 is kicking off.

a little power can send some folks nuts.

Stalin was all sweetness and light at one point. Wouldn't say a bad word about anyone.

What do you mean by positions of power making people paranoid?

You mean if you have a position of power it makes you paranoid

I use my Tower of POWER to Put birds into postions of maximum penetration

Is that the same thing????

What do you mean by positions of power making people paranoid?

You mean if you have a position of power it makes you paranoid

Yeah. Like you start to wonder about people, whether what they're saying is true or if they're trying to spin you a cunting line. Cause if they're trying to take the piss you've gotta let em know what's what, right matt?

A good kneecapping