Thanks Curly! I just pooped and felt like I was giving BIRTH. I plugged the work toilet and left brown streaks all over teh place (Being a meat eater rules) So antways I used the Mummy Wrap on my finger for teh whipe and guess what? NO POOP ON MY FINGER!!!!

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Congratulations on your poop free fingers.

poopy fingers suck, like when the TP is too thin and when it gets wet the finger right through.

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Right on! but with no poop on my finger it is not half as fun to get coffee for my peers

Put visine eye drops in their coffee, that'll make lots of poopy.

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a couple of drops per pot = instant ****s, almost uncontrolably

I would recommend dropping acid in their coffee...

Maybe I will put acid and Visene in their coffee?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! The splatters while on acid at work? That sure would surprise them! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Originally posted by Bzob^x0
Maybe I will put acid and Visene in their coffee?

And I will remove all the toilet paper too amd just leave one peice of 2 sided sand paper

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
And I will remove all the toilet paper too amd just leave one peice of 2 sided sand paper


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLMFAOAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHA! The possibilities are endless.....it would be so easy and fun to **** with an unsuspecting tripped out co-worker...HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I could also turn off the water suply line and lock tite it closed so that after they were High and had the ****s and whiped their asses with sand paper they woulf only get one flush and them they would be DOOMED

Kind of like a high colonic?

Hi

Hi

More like a feces enima

How is everyone doing?

I am about to go home so I feel almost liberated

YAY