I don't mean her FACE, obviously.

Nah, he never came up with some hot action shots....

then again.. i don't blame him... i hear its a big turn off if your shagging a bird and you stop suddenly and explain "wait a sec, stay right there... i need to take some photos for my internet friends."


..... "but Anorak told me too!!"

....."you're going?!....****. :("

He needs to get his ****ing act together, the green teef slag.

He needs to get his ****ing act together, the green teef slag.

Tuggers is cool.

Didn't you hear about him beating the **** out of a smackhead then going home and like...shagging 12 birds who had all just come back from a FHM model shoot. He like did them all and they ALL had orgasms. They didn't even fake them.


true story.

Me and me trousersnake were eagerly awaiting them pics. He still may yet come through for us, although the Hoff beat him to my beef bayonet, so he did.