How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

A- when the big hand is on the little hand.

The Tough Marine.

A marine is in a bunker in Iraq, on one side there is the entire Iraqi army. They yell for him to surrender and he yells back "one marine is better than ten Iraqi soldiers". The Iraqi general sends 10 soldiers into the bunker, none of them come back. They again yell for the marine to surrender, he then yells "one marine is better than 100 Iraqi soldiers". The general then sends 100 men into the bunker, after alot of gun shots, none of them return. They again yell for the marine to surrender, he then yells "one marine is better than 1000 Iraqi soldiers". The general then sends 1000 soldiers into the bunker, after alot of gun firing one Iraqi soldier stumbles out of the bunker, shot up, bleeding, barely breathing, and says " dont send any more men in there, it's a trap, there two of them"...

Yep

I'm hungry...should I go to Subway or get chinese?

subway...If you eat chinese you'll just be hungry again in an hour.

Chinese, sweet-n-sour chicken.

True.

mmmm...sweet'n sour chicken...

crab rangoon

tru dat

Subway's teriyaki chicken sandwich is the shiznit.

Sesame' chicken

meatball sub

vegetable fried rice.

the meatball sub kicks all ass.

I want one.....DAMN THIS DIET!!!!!!!!!

Tuna and fat free miracle whip on wheat bread for me today. I love getting in shape.

I had Japanese for lunch.

what was his name?

Originally posted by Bella
I had Japanese for lunch.

Me too, I went to TODAI!!!!!