1. Lesbians do not drink herbal tea due to their religious beliefs.
2. 5% of all lesbians have cancer of the cunt.
3. No lesbian has ever died in a road traffic accident.
4. Lesbians do not make good novelists, as they are too preoccupied with licking the clit.
5. In the last 5 seconds fifteen hundred lesbians said they hated men.
6. According to the 2006 census, only 12 lesbians live in Scunthorpe.
7. 2 of those 12 lesbians in Scunthorpe have now passed away due to cancer of the cunt.
8. The united board of lesbians is currently fighting for the right to occupy it's own country, to be called Lesbania.
9. Lesbians thrive in cold countries, and emigrate if they happen to live in a hot one.
10. Oasis Lad once lent his dildo to a lesbian, but sadly, he never got it back.
11. Mother Theresa was a secret lesbian, as is Maggie Thatcher and Steve Bruce.
12. 89% of lesbians have hideous stretch marks.
13. The other 11% have grown their body hair long enough to hide their stretch marks, so we may never know whether their stretch marks are hideous or not.
14. 92% of all lesbians said they met their current girlfriend at a womens rugby match.
15. 8 lesbians died while you were reading these 15 facts.


These facts were brought to you by the lesbian observation society.

All hail the rug munchers.

I like Lesbians/Bi sexuals.......those butch ass *****es are for the birds tho.

Do you get muslim Lesbians?

Do you get muslim Lesbians?

I'm not Muslim.........

I once had sex with a lesbian just to prove her right.
That as a man I was a totsl selfish lover.

I'm not Muslim.........

I never said you were!! Where did that come from!!

I was just going to say..."do you think Muslims are lesbians"

then someone was going to say " i don't know"

then i was going to say "well i know one, she runs my corner shop, shes called Mingeater.

Then laugh at my own joke.

Don't be so self conscious Raesaad!! You'll get me banned!!

My friend had sex with his lesbian mate.. she got all confused.

1. Lesbians do not drink herbal tea due to their religious beliefs.
2. 5% of all lesbians have cancer of the cunt.
3. No lesbian has ever died in a road traffic accident.
4. Lesbians do not make good novelists, as they are too preoccupied with licking the clit.
5. In the last 5 seconds fifteen hundred lesbians said they hated men.
6. According to the 2006 census, only 12 lesbians live in Scunthorpe.
7. 2 of those 12 lesbians in Scunthorpe have now passed away due to cancer of the cunt.
8. The united board of lesbians is currently fighting for the right to occupy it's own country, to be called Lesbania.
9. Lesbians thrive in cold countries, and emigrate if they happen to live in a hot one.
10. Oasis Lad once lent his dildo to a lesbian, but sadly, he never got it back.
11. Mother Theresa was a secret lesbian, as is Maggie Thatcher and Steve Bruce.
12. 89% of lesbians have hideous stretch marks.
13. The other 11% have grown their body hair long enough to hide their stretch marks, so we may never know whether their stretch marks are hideous or not.
14. 92% of all lesbians said they met their current girlfriend at a womens rugby match.
15. 8 lesbians died while you were reading these 15 facts.


These facts were brought to you by the lesbian observation society.

It was a cuntin' cracker too.

It was a cuntin' cracker too.

I hear it had a picture of the hoffs face on the end.

Thus making it the cracker it was.

I hear it had a picture of the hoffs face on the end.

Thus making it the cracker it was.

It came with a collection of detachable faces with Velcro straps on the back.

I also had Southpaw and Annie in me collection.

It came with a collection of detachable faces with Velcro straps on the back.

I also had Southpaw and Annie in me collection.

Truly orgasmic! hahaha

eeh good Oasis Lad - i'm not even tipsy. I've had 4 cans of stones, 2 cans of carlsburg, 2 cans of carling.

is it time to call alcoholics annoymous cos i reckon i've built a bit of a resiliance to it.

What u reckon... or am i being a *****?

Truly orgasmic! hahaha

eeh good Oasis Lad - i'm not even tipsy. I've had 4 cans of stones, 2 cans of carlsburg, 2 cans of carling.

is it time to call alcoholics annoymous cos i reckon i've built a bit of a resiliance to it.

What u reckon... or am i being a *****?

Get another couple down yer neck and give it time, babes.

The booze hasn't let us down yet.

Get another couple down yer neck and give it time, babes.

The booze hasn't let us down yet.

I've ran out of ale mate.

Shops closed too.

Got soem Bacardi though and some coke. That'll top me off a i reckon.

Don't like the taste though.

Gimmie a pint of warm thick Stones anyday. Yorkshire Gold in a glass.

What you on wi' tonight jock?

I've ran out of ale mate.

Shops closed too.

Got soem Bacardi though and some coke. That'll top me off a i reckon.

Don't like the taste though.

Gimmie a pint of warm thick Stones anyday. Yorkshire Gold in a glass.

What you on wi' tonight jock?

I got meself a crate of wife-beater, darling.

I got meself a crate of wife-beater, darling.

That'd sorted me out. But true to its form - it does send me crackers.

I swore never to drink on that again. Last time i took on 8 students in a nightclub for no ****ing reason.

They were students though - so they proberbly deserved it for something.

Oh yeah, and one was on ****ing crutches.

Every student deserves a kicking though, so you can't blame it on the Wife-beater.

something tells me i have a place in this thread :lol1:

by the way, i checked with my mum, she said its all correct apart from the lesbian country currently under construction will be called st. muffadyke island.

hahah daft cunt. muffadyke island.

hahaha

you just made me dribble me ale all down me Azza u nob. hahaha :).

As for you Oasis Lad - i thought i was in the right too- but our lass thought i was out of order for jumping on a couple of fellas for flashing the NUS card.

What about you Azza?... if i'm in the nightclub, dancing to a tune and you see me tangling with some student poofters....proberbly wearing skin tight jeans and make up... you with me...or against me..

ill stab the ****ers in the eye with me screwdriver

ill stab the ****ers in the eye with me screwdriver

I knew you'd have me back mate.

You still in that boxing show or what? You found a gym yet?

nah i changed my mind, my bodys so ****ed off beer and ***s at the moment i don't think i should fight until i feel fit and mentally ready, which im gonna start working on very soon.

i know im talented, just don't wanna let myself down or dent my confidence by jumping in after such a long lay off.

nah i changed my mind, my bodys so ****ed off beer and ***s at the moment i don't think i should fight until i feel fit and mentally ready, which im gonna start working on very soon.

i know im talented, just don't wanna let myself down or dent my confidence by jumping in after such a long lay off.

So you'd leave me to face to hordes of students alone!!!

Azza man... **** me... i thought we were bro's.

:nonono:

im talking about the show you fat iranian

im talking about the show you fat iranian

Oh right...hahahahah

i thought you were on about leaving me to get my head smashed in by some student wankers. (not that i wunt beast em me ****ing self)

soz pal i'm a bit ****kkxing pissd

nah i changed my mind, my bodys so ****ed off beer and ***s at the moment i don't think i should fight until i feel fit and mentally ready, which im gonna start working on very soon.

i know im talented, just don't wanna let myself down or dent my confidence by jumping in after such a long lay off.

You've been getting ****ed off f.ags?

You've been getting ****ed off f.ags?

happens to us all