.........calllllll theeeee pollliceeeeeeee.

I have always wondered, is the number 911 in canada too?

Originally posted by Squezze
.........calllllll theeeee pollliceeeeeeee.

Ok, I will

Cause it looks like your having a stroke

Originally posted by kaps
I have always wondered, is the number 911 in canada too?

Yes

Originally posted by kaps
I have always wondered, is the number 911 in canada too?

Nope. In Canada you've gotta dial 1 first, then 7, then the area code, then 8, then the pound key. Then you gotta yell in the phone loud as a mother ****er, and eventually someone in the phone company hears it, crawls out of his/her igloo, throws a flaming pile of seal blubber due west so the police/fire fighters can smell it. Burning seal blubber is the Canadian SOS smell. All police stations and fire stations and **** are always located due west, cause if we travelled eastward, into the wind, our eyeballs would freeze and we'd die a horrible painful death in the harsh Arctic-like Canadian winter.

yes

Originally posted by Squezze
Nope. In Canada you've gotta dial 1 first, then 7, then the area code, then 8, then the pound key. Then you gotta yell in the phone loud as a mother ****er, and eventually someone in the phone company hears it, crawls out of his/her igloo, throws a flaming pile of seal blubber due west so the police/fire fighters can smell it. Burning seal blubber is the Canadian SOS smell. All police stations and fire stations and **** are always located due west, cause if we travelled eastward, into the wind, our eyeballs would freeze and we'd die a horrible painful death in the harsh Arctic-like Canadian winter.

yup

I was just wondering if you used a diffrent number, ass.....

Dammit man! We live in Canada. Not down there in that Maxico.

Yes, in Canada its safe to drink the water, walk outside at night and you are able to get access to health care......even if you aren't a millionaire

Same here.....

Uh huh

That reminds me, I need to take my dog sled in for a tune-up

yay

check the battery

Sadly, I ate my dogs in a fit of rage. Then I ate the sled.

mMMmmm Dog

Sled sandwich.......yummy

freaks

knOw u our tha freake

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