I pooped.

It was green.

why?

You eat baby food?

You drink Draft beer from a keg.

You went to a late St. Patricks Day party?

I have had no poop today.

i remember i was taking lemon lime cell-tech and my **** was neon green for a month. looked like krptonite <sp>

Green means you're eating your veggies I think.

I have been pooping chocolate shakes, I'm not gonna eat tacos for the rest of the month.

Originally posted by Tom
i remember i was taking lemon lime cell-tech and my **** was neon green for a month. looked like krptonite <sp>


haha... i hear 3 doors down playing in the back ground.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Green means you're eating your veggies I think.

I have been pooping chocolate shakes, I'm not gonna eat tacos for the rest of the month.

Liar

Yesterday I had the titanic poop. It was huge and it floated , and when I flushed it , it hit the side of the toilet broke in two mamoth parts and sank to the bottom to be used as Filtered water for California

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
Yesterday I had the titanic poop. It was huge and it floated , and when I flushed it , it hit the side of the toilet broke in two mamoth parts and sank to the bottom to be used as Filtered water for California

MMMM! and thats the Bzob diffrence.

Maybe your poop was green because you made it angry "and you wouldnt like it if it was angry"

lol bzob

I just got back from pooping, not to soft, and not too firm it was just right for a change. It was very nice not having the splatters or being so constipated that I burst blood vessles and herniate myself straining to pinch that mighty loaf, like last week.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I just got back from pooping, not to soft, and not too firm it was just right for a change. It was very nice not having the splatters or being so constipated that I burst blood vessles and herniate myself straining to pinch that mighty loaf, like last week.

"one moment in time...."

Originally posted by The Blake
I pooped.

It was green.

why? Classic case of the green apple splatters

YOUR ALL WRONG!!!


GRAPE GADORADE!!!

Last time I pooped green it was from blood

Red wine makes my poo black...

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Last time I pooped green it was from blood

Why did you have blood in your poo?

this thread is the best EVA!

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Why did you have blood in your poo?

Ulcer

actually the last past few weeks i have had a bunch of one-wipers, i am on a roll fellas, hopefully my ass will keep it up.

actually the last past few weeks i have had a bunch of one-wipers, i am on a roll fellas, hopefully my ass will keep it up.

I like the infamous ghost poo. You know, the one that requires no toilet paper.

Those are the best

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Ulcer

Oh. Ulcers are caused by a marijauna deficency. You gotta take better care of yourself.

I know...Actually it was from mixing beer and anti inflammatory pills for my knee.

wushu- what happened to your **** belt?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I know...Actually it was from mixing beer and anti inflammatory pills for my knee.

Wow, that sucks. Does it hurt?

This is the old one


One day, I'd like to have this belt on this forum

It made me weak. This was like 5 years ago when I quit drinking.
I had to eat sissy food for a while and lost alot of weight.
I told the Doctor about it and he said oh yeah you're not supposed to drink and take those things

Poop is the ****

word wusu, word...

Pooped today

was llike my butt was a poop spackle gun.

The bowl was nicly **** sprinkled.


Good way to start a day!

Mine came out fast and neat with almost no complications today. I think it's because I had no red meat or booze last night.

i always have trouble with a nugget getting stuck inside and causing chaos when i'm trying to wipe. it keeps leaving **** streaks on the TP and its next to impossible to get it out.

today my **** is too liquidy to determine it's natural color, but when I eat scrambled eggs, my **** is always a few shades lighter than usual.

well I havent pooped in 2 days.. im scared of what might come out.

Originally posted by The Blake
I pooped.

It was green.

why?

I can beat you in anything because I am superior.

Originally posted by The Blake
well I havent pooped in 2 days.. im scared of what might come out.

beat that

Originally posted by The Blake
well I havent pooped in 2 days.. im scared of what might come out.


i hear if you dont poop often enough, the **** solidifies into rock. When you try to ****, your asswalls will rip, and you will die a very painful death. Then dogg with come along and rape you.

Originally posted by The Blake
beat that

I once didn't urinate for 6 hours.

Originally posted by Magic Man
i hear if you dont poop often enough, the **** solidifies into rock. When you try to ****, your asswalls will rip, and you will die a very painful death. Then dogg with come along and rape you.


columbineOWNED

I once saw a decapitated body in the rivers of cambodia. I took a **** in the river, and the plop floated into the dead guy's neck stump. The precision was overwhelming.

I once saw a decapitated body in the rivers of cambodia. I took a **** in the river, and the plop floated into the dead guy's neck stump. The precision was overwhelming.


jesus christ!!! that was the single most funny/wrong thing i have ever heard.

Originally posted by The Blake
I once saw a decapitated body in the rivers of cambodia. I took a **** in the river, and the plop floated into the dead guy's neck stump. The precision was overwhelming.


jesus christ!!! that was the single most funny/wrong thing i have ever heard.

my job is done.

Originally posted by Magic Man
i hear if you dont poop often enough, the **** solidifies into rock. When you try to ****, your asswalls will rip, and you will die a very painful death. Then dogg with come along and rape you.


Funny, that didn't happen.

had a good poop today.