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Smokin'
10-23-2007, 08:30 PM
don't sing Nate Dogg's part in Aint No Fun
haven't heard 'Ether'

...add on to this.

RAESAAD
10-23-2007, 08:32 PM
If the Homies can't have none......for 1000 alex

Kobe Bryant
10-23-2007, 08:37 PM
If you don't know this verse by heart or atleast the bolded.

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(cause you know we're bout to rip **** up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuttin but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out *****z so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah!)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let em understand
from a young G's perspective
And before me dig out a ***** I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin her man
and learnin her man -- and at the same time burnin her man
Now you know I ain't with that ****, Lieutenant
Ain't no ***** good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(YEAH!) And that's realer than Real-Deal Holyfield
And now you hookers and hoes know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

LOLORSKATES
10-23-2007, 08:48 PM
don't know who Tupac is :ugh:

Amir K Shareef
10-23-2007, 09:07 PM
if u dont know who album is all eyes on me

Young Legend
10-23-2007, 10:54 PM
...if you think Soulja Boy is a MC.

The Fix
10-23-2007, 11:54 PM
if you own a copy of "D4L - Down 4 Life"

res
10-24-2007, 02:10 AM
When someone says the word "Hip Hop" you IMMEDIATELY think of 50 cent.

heat27
10-24-2007, 03:33 AM
if u say u listen to 2pac and never heard his first album lol

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 10:56 AM
You've never heard of Big L!!

(which i bet around 80% of kids under 20 who listen to hip hop dont know)

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 10:57 AM
If you don't know the 4 elements (Emceeing, DJing, Break Dancing & Graffiti)

Or...Where it Originated. (South Bronx)

Jim_Davis
10-24-2007, 11:45 AM
If you dont think Eminem is the best rapper of all time

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:46 AM
If you dont think Eminem is the best rapper of all time

I aint Hip Hop.

res
10-24-2007, 12:45 PM
If you dont think Eminem is the best rapper of all time

Hey heads up, you accidently put a "don't" in that sentence.

Jim_Davis
10-24-2007, 02:00 PM
Hey heads up, you accidently put a "don't" in that sentence.

That wasnt accidental


SLIM SHADY BRAIN DEAD LIKE JIM BRADY

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 02:05 PM
That wasnt accidental


SLIM SHADY BRAIN DEAD LIKE JIM BRADY

Its jan brady!!

......

I'm a M80.

You little like that Kim lady.

Im Buzzin, dirty douzen, naughty rotten rhymer.

Cursin at you playa's worse than Marty Schottenheimer!!

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 02:12 PM
Its jan brady!!

......

I'm a M80.
You little like that Kim lady.
Im Buzzin, dirty douzen, naughty rotten rhymer.
Cursin at you playa's worse than Marty Schottenheimer!!

Some of His Lyrics were so amazing.

Leanin out a window with a ****ed shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot Pac in
Lookin for Big's killers
dressin ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off cos Biggie and pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets

AND

After they blamed violent music for the Columbine shooting this was ****ing genius...

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats

Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes
two kids, sixteen
with M-16's and ten clips each
And them ****s reach, through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets!!

Cuauhtémoc1502
10-24-2007, 02:59 PM
If you dont think Eminem is the best rapper of all time

If you think Eminem was the greatest ever and think Princess Nassim was a great fighter.............

RHETOЯIC
10-24-2007, 03:37 PM
....Never got an erection the first time you listened to Kool G Rap.

RAESAAD
10-24-2007, 03:57 PM
don't sing Nate Dogg's part in Aint No Fun
haven't heard 'Ether'

...add on to this.

You ain't Hip Hop if You have phaggy looking boys in your avatar,are named smokin and live in canada

res
10-24-2007, 04:18 PM
Some of His Lyrics were so amazing.

Leanin out a window with a ****ed shotgun
Drivin up the block in the car that they shot Pac in
Lookin for Big's killers
dressin ridiculous
blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is
Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
Pissed off cos Biggie and pac just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets

AND

After they blamed violent music for the Columbine shooting this was ****ing genius...

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window
and stole two loaded machine guns and both of my trenchcoats

Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes
two kids, sixteen
with M-16's and ten clips each
And them ****s reach, through six kids each
And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets!!

Greatest M.C.? he got to come harder than that naz fan.

Watch a master do it

[kool g. rap]
Yo I come in the form of danger lurkin
Blastin the mad streets and merkin
Shot at strangers from out the ranges and suburbans
Curtains for anybody perpin
Leave in a hearse for certain
Blood on the curb and bandages like turbans
We roll a ? durbin?
All in this dirt, puffin the herb an
We bring the verbs in
Double actions loaded with germans
Areas urban, blocks hot where we be swervin
Gun fights strike like a serpent
People nerves jerkin
Lay down any person
Strictly for just talkin rehearsin
The skills remain tight as holy mary the virgin
Slowly carry the burden
So we varied the **** you heard an
Hit you with the different methods and versions;
We simply,
Let bullets rip until the clip is empty
Get laid in your tracks as if you was ? ?
Hit you like jack dempsey
The mac packin mc, with gats clappin like an m.p.
Over your friendly wimpy, frame like an m.d.
Blow you until your blocks windy
Be on short of a shot frenzy
My glocks dont stop til the cops hem me
Blow holy hollow tops in me
Hazardous **** - guns is accurate
Sendin *****z to meet the king of nazareth
Playin me close has a risk
I bash clicks like they was massacres
Blast the tear gas, thinkin Im pacifist
Thats the fifth, one last kiss before your ash is missed
These bastards is gettin clapped by the strap at the wrist

Chorus: kool g. rap (repeat 2x)

Yo let the games begin
The tec and mac-10 flames begin
Thugs to the end, my whole crew insane with sins
Hammers to firing pins
Me and my kin be makin you spin
The lord or the devil takin you in

[kool g. rap]
Its the corona queens apocalypse
My block is hit with the dark eclipse
Takin no hostages, so grab the glocks and clips
The raps apostle-ist, *****z to loch ness
Large as colossus is
Mumblin **** get shot at the esophagus
A thug saga novelist
Sex in this rap **** monogamous
Rainin like the drop is while you be topicless
Blow money monopolist - do it for eons
Shinin like its, neon - heart colder than freon
Decidin which mc to pee on;
Baby cause thats the **** that we on
*****z go to warrick like deion
Put the g on
I analyze guys with montana eyes
To vandalize any man alive, soon as the hammer rise
Cut em down like samurais
Kickin that real **** that you fantasize
*****z step aside or recognize
G. the real cat, pack the steel cat, baby feel that
Leave you layin flat witcha **** clapped and peeled back
Battle-actin rap ****ll put you in back of a cadillac
A bad decision; **** up your whole vision like cataracts
Red roses on a dead foe
Layin in wet clothes from head blows
Your whole brain be exposed
Get your body torn out the frame from lead throws
None of my victims ever bled slow
Stiff as al capone, thats how it go

Chorus

Sttuddahboy619
10-24-2007, 04:23 PM
If you don't know the 4 elements (Emceeing, DJing, Break Dancing & Graffiti)

Or...Where it Originated. (South Bronx)

Reminds me of the MC Juice song elements!

Sttuddahboy619
10-24-2007, 04:25 PM
You ain't hip-hop if you never tried to master the art of beat-box!

COOP407
10-24-2007, 07:29 PM
if you own a copy of "D4L - Down 4 Life"

You, sir, are absolutely correct. D4L just might be the worst **** ever.

The Fix
10-24-2007, 08:33 PM
You ain't Hip Hop if You have phaggy looking boys in your avatar,are named smokin and live in canada

or own an emeka okafor replica jersey.

flipside
10-25-2007, 02:43 AM
You ain't Hip Hop if You have phaggy looking boys in your avatar,are named smokin and live in canada
wordup. thread ova.

flipside
10-25-2007, 02:44 AM
or own an emeka okafor replica jersey.
and an orange doorag.

Smokin'
10-25-2007, 07:24 PM
Is that black rob in your avvy Fix?

The Fix
10-25-2007, 08:18 PM
Is that black rob in your avvy Fix?

yezzir...........

Rhys79
10-25-2007, 08:24 PM
Can't hear Immortal Technique Patna!

res
10-26-2007, 03:38 AM
You aint Hip Hop if you can't recite any Daddy Kane lyrics.

fasman
10-26-2007, 03:02 PM
have neva heard of Rakim......

The Raging Bull
11-04-2007, 01:30 PM
Don't own Illmatic.

Have never heard of MF Doom

black.ink
11-14-2007, 01:44 PM
If any rapper with the word Big in their name aint in your top 3 MC's. (Pun, L, Smalls etc..)

Tuggers1986
11-14-2007, 01:46 PM
If any rapper with the word Big in their name aint in your top 3 MC's. (Pun, L, Smalls etc..)

So they're your top 3 then??

One of them is in my top 3 and another in my top 10.

TheGR8TESTOAT
11-14-2007, 07:14 PM
anyone whos favorite rapper has the prefix: "LIL" in front

TheGR8TESTOAT
11-14-2007, 07:15 PM
anyone whos favorite rapper has the prefix: "YOUNG"

Smokin__
11-14-2007, 07:16 PM
are Smokin'.

black.ink
11-15-2007, 04:19 AM
So they're your top 3 then??

One of them is in my top 3 and another in my top 10.


Nah, i just meant at least one of them which in your case it is.

My top 3 is Rakim, Big L and Nas

ROSEWOOD
11-15-2007, 06:32 PM
you ain't never been SCREWED UP......