Due to the meteoric rise of my comedy career, I am setting a goal of Two years before I have sex with a Sports Illustrated Supermodel.

I know many of you dream of having sex with Fabio, but this is not about you guys, it's about moi!

Put it in the bank, 1:47 pm 04/09/2003.

Go get em champ!

good luck

why lie about it in 2 years money??? you should just lie about it right now!

purity has a point. he never has a point. i think he may be on to something....

Thanks AS and JE. You will be able to have sloppy seconds.