And the bosses daughter workes here with us..She is very nice and like 29 years old. She has never been with a guy ever! In her religion she has to date other whitnesses and If she does have a date she needs to have a shaparone with her. I that ****ed up!?
Almost 30 and never been laid. She is looking but there are no more atractive dudeat her "Kingdom Hall" so it like when you play old maid and someone gets the ****ty cards.

That sucks, I'd wanna be dead if I were her.

Funny how you work with them and don't know it's Jehovah's Witnesses.
That *****'s got to have teeth by now, hungry ass hell for some meat.

i dated this chick in high school who's step-grandma had never been laid. you shoulda seen how bitter this old lady was around the house!

I work with born again christians but I don't think they're quite as
culty as the JW's.

My first job was in a supermarket where a lot of Johavah's Witnesses worked.

I come back to the old neighborhood years later and notice the supermarket is gone and in it`s place is a JW "temple".

Those people are unstoppable.

You know who's really freaky, the Masons.

Point of the story is she called a friend of mine Jim from work (Non Witness) and She asks him to go out to eat. So they get dinner. and go out for a couple drinks. and Then they end up at his house, and they are equally interested in each other...and one thing leads to another and they do everything but stick it in her *****.

Are we talkin' about a lil JW hummage?

Here is the sick part.....She is 29 years old. And she is so brain washed that she feels so bad that she tells her dad (our boss) everything. He fires her and she calls Jim and Tells my buddy that she told her dad! Luckily he is already under paid and over worked so they can not torture him with gross amouts of labor.
He fired her so she can not afford her apartment, and have to move back home. I hate these people! They are an evil cult. and when they show up on your door step you let them know

Yeah they were touching and licking and feeling and rubbing

I will! I'll wag my penis at them angrily and tell them to get their brain dead cult asses off my property!!!!

Just sit near the window and give them the finger until they go away like I do.

had the same problem with this Islamic Morrocon Hottie who serves me coffee every morning. She cant see past it, oh well.

This **** is brain washing and I feel so bad for her, She is like a bird bred in captivity that has teir wings clipped. Metaphoricaly speaking she will never know what it feels like to fly

Starting your own cult would be kind of cool. I'd give myself 37 concubines and wear cool hats like the pope.

BB is onto something here... imagine the sex you could get by starting your own cult!

Seriously though, as ****ed up as I think that religion is, people have the right to choose whatever ****ed up beliefs they want to espouse. No matter how retarded they might be to everyone else around them.

- The Jake

This is why I am not a Mormon anymore......

JW's are ****ing crazy in my town, mother ****ers won't leave people alone. Last time they came to my house i told them i worshiped the devil and i wanted to eat their souls.

it was funny, but my wife got pissed off.

Ever see that movie 'Invasion Of The Body Snatchers'?

Well one time I was staying at my mates place and we woke up pretty early. It was a Sunday morning, a bit before nine. We went to go get a morning coffee and sit on the front lawn while he had a smoke.

This was the single wierdest thing I've seen to this day and I **** you not.

We look out the street and there's like 20-30 couples and families down his street. They all lived on the same street as him but somehow we never noticed them. Like, that many, all exiting their houses at the same time. He lives on a nice long stretch of road too so we could see up the full length of the street. These people are dressed in nice suits, dresses, the whole nine. Like it was a monday morning.

They then proceeded to walk down the street, all in the same direction. No talking, no smiling. Just like ****ing automatons.

They walked right by us without even registering a glance at us, saying hi, acknowledging our existence! No smile, no hi, nothing. It was like they were robots.

We just went inside and asked my mates dad WTF was that about? He said they were all Jehovah's Witnesses going to church or some**** and they do it every Sunday.

- The Jake

Its like edward scissors hands

I killed a Ijehovias witness one day, shot him in the stomache with a shot gun that I no longer have, I was cleaning it and it went off and shot through the door about the time he was coming up my steps. Horrible death, he was jerking like he was being shocked or something. It was awful, I told the cops it was an accident..........but was it??????

you make me proud Big Papa, I want to buy you a beer and a new gun

yay for bzob

Thier were two Jehovah's witnesses in my grade school and they were good friends normal people. But one time i was sitting in class talking to this guy leo who is a witness and I ask what to you think your getting for christmas. He just looked at my and goes"uh grant". I figured it out about 10 mins after.

It's been 10 minutes and I still don't get it? Like a grant for school?

They don't have holiday's.

What is grant then Genius? It can' be yourr name because the G in Gman = Gay.

Just kidding, I never killed a JW but Bzob, I will take you up on that beer offer.

G=Gay....lol

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
What is grant then Genius? It can' be yourr name because the G in Gman = Gay.

My name.

YAY! Gman ran out of his smart pills and is back on retard sandwiches!

it was a good ride while it lasted.

I'll bet they really decorate the place for christmas all nice and pretty huh?

It sure was gman, it sure was. Do you know who Algernon is?

I worked with a JW before. I learned a number of wierd things about them.

They cant participate in any organization besides their own. ( that means no sports teams, after school groups, or political groups)

according to their religion, they are required once a month to go door to door to convert to the religion

no ****ography what so ever.

not allowed to celebrate any holiday( that means birthdays and anniverserys )

must meet up for conferance a certain ammount of time a year ( in this guys exception, he had to travel 6 states over)

and the worst, must give the church one third of your pay each paycheck.



but I still managed to get him and his father to watch the UFC every time it was on.
their favorite fighter is Don Frye.

Being a jw sound like my idea of hell.

Yeah, that would ****in' suck, today on my way to work a women tried to give me an Awake(or was it Tower?)magazine so I pushed her in front of the train...that'll teach her.

Whitnesses of Jehova are called in spanish Testigos de Jehova but we call the Testículos de Jehova wich means Testicles of Jehova hahaha.