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Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 04:06 PM
Aww man... **** in my gym be getting ridiculous.

I comes in and everyone is like looking at my clothes and **** cos i look THE ****ing bomb as usual except for this one ****ing bum whose giving me a serious stare down.

Now i'm a easy to get along with guy, i mean - when your built like a mother ****ing tank - you oughta be...or some SUCKA's gonna get put in a box, know what i mean? So at first i just ignore the guy - i reckon he was just intimidated by the 16 push ups i did!! - did i say 7 of them were on MY KNUCKLES!! But thats the way i ****ing roll - just ask Tyrone Brosnan who i sparred with last week... if you can find the graveyard where they buried him. LOLZ.

So i walk over all casual and give him a hello, - "HEY NEW GUY, WHAT YOU STARING AT, YOU WANNA **** ME?!" and he's like "what?" and i'm like "DID I STUTTER MOTHER ****ER?! - ANAL SQUABBLES IS UP IN THIS *****!". So anyway..he stops staring and i say something like "GLAD WE GOT AN UNDERSTANDING, COS YOU WERE NEARLY ONE PUNCH AWAY FROM HEAVEN AND SO WAS YOUR MOMMA - PUNK!".

So i walk off and as i do, suddenly i get a punch to the back of my head and my designer glasses which look ****ING AWESOME fall off, and i'm ****ing blind. It was a crazy ass street fight move - but luckilly - i'm a crazy ass street fighter!

Turn around and K-O the mother ****er with a single jab. He's on the floor shaking like a ****ting dog and has literally pissed his pants. But i'm totally not bothered, cos he broke my glasses, and my spectacles are awesome - so you shouldn't mess.

To cut a long story short, i just walked out the gym and went and got a taco cos i was majorly pissed off about my broken glasses. Another day off the training. But atleast i scored my daily knockout. Know what i mean? You shouldn't mess with a Super Heavy weight when that bad boy is pissed...and you know what? I'm always pissed.

Punk *****es! Y'all just mother ****ing haters!

DoctorKillJoy
10-23-2007, 04:24 PM
Right. Shouldnt you be posting this stupid shi* in thunderdome?

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 04:29 PM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard

Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 04:31 PM
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard

Hey man! You don't know **** about me and the way i live my life! You say "you hate haters!" so stop hating and respect me albino!

now put a damn shirt on! nobody wants to see your big damn nipples all over the mother ****ing internet! - and who the hell boxes in steel toe-capped boots?! - If you need some ****ING AMAZING equipment... you just gotta call, and i'll give your poor council estate living ***** a hand out!

Peace.

RUSTYBOXER
10-23-2007, 05:14 PM
this is some pretty funny stuff

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 05:28 PM
now put a damn shirt on! nobody wants to see your big damn nipples all over the mother ****ing internet! - and who the hell boxes in steel toe-capped boots?! - If you need some ****ING AMAZING equipment... you just gotta call, and i'll give your poor council estate living ***** a hand out!

First of all, cant see ma damn nipples lol! and they are ****in timberlands man lol, and i box in them because think how heavy they are then when i stick ma boxing shoes on, im even lighter on ma feet, now go train and die :D

Nate Dogg
10-23-2007, 05:30 PM
This thread should have been titled another day, another fanny talking **** on the internet.

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 05:31 PM
i think so to man lol

Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 06:17 PM
First of all, cant see ma damn nipples lol! and they are ****in timberlands man lol, and i box in them because think how heavy they are then when i stick ma boxing shoes on, im even lighter on ma feet, now go train and die :D

Wow, i think you wear Timberlands to train because you can't affords the FRESH SHIPMENTS OF EQUIPMENTS that you know your main man Anal Squabbles can get. Carry on wearing your work boots, i mean.. if you can't afford a gym membership and have to train in the garden at your moms house. Thats cool. More power to you, i ain't here to hate on you. Hater.

Work boots will proberbly last longer on your driveway in the long run i suppose. Although i'd start wearing a t-shirt. Noone wants to see your old man titties bouncing up and down all day whilst your hitting that piece of **** punch dummy you own.


This thread should have been titled another day, another fanny talking **** on the internet.

i think so to man lol

Hey you two. Why don't you get a room and stop hating on me. ****, your so obviously mother ****ing jealous of me its disgraceful. Its not so easy to stomach to people when you tell them your on the way to becoming pro and in all proberblility going to conquer the Super Heavy division..but listen....

ITS GONNA HAPPEN.

So ****ing deal with it. Don't hate, appreciate ni99az!

Peace.

Kayo
10-23-2007, 06:18 PM
Some of you newer guys dont understand whats going on...hes making fun of Animal Squabbs and doing a good job of it

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 06:32 PM
Wow, i think you wear Timberlands to train because you can't affords the FRESH SHIPMENTS OF EQUIPMENTS that you know your main man Anal Squabbles can get. Carry on wearing your work boots, i mean.. if you can't afford a gym membership and have to train in the garden at your moms house. Thats cool. More power to you, i ain't here to hate on you. Hater.

Work boots will proberbly last longer on your driveway in the long run i suppose. Although i'd start wearing a t-shirt. Noone wants to see your old man titties bouncing up and down all day whilst your hitting that piece of **** punch dummy you own.

Mother****er you keep sayin **** like, wearin boots cos i cant afford ****, or a gym membership, man i wear this stuff because i want to, and i do have a gym membership, its just i train harder than most people and when the gym is closed i train, when the gym is open i go to the gym, and as for people not wanting to see my "old man titties" thats good cos as you can see no1 is watching me, and for the titties comment your talkin about superheavyweight divison, man i'm no where near superheavy n id whoop ur fat ****in ass you little cunt, now YOU stop hating with your "cool" little shades n get a life n **** off :D go train, go die

Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 06:40 PM
Mother****er you keep sayin **** like, wearin boots cos i cant afford ****, or a gym membership, man i wear this stuff because i want to, and i do have a gym membership, its just i train harder than most people and when the gym is closed i train, when the gym is open i go to the gym, and as for people not wanting to see my "old man titties" thats good cos as you can see no1 is watching me, and for the titties comment your talkin about superheavyweight divison, man i'm no where near superheavy n id whoop ur fat ****in ass you little cunt, now YOU stop hating with your "cool" little shades n get a life n **** off :D go train, go die

Hey man, i ain't trying to hate on you. But you just keep bringing it on yourself. I mean, i'm a superheavy weight - i'm a big ****ing guy. People use the word "powerhouse" or "machine" when they discuss me. Plus, i'm pretty damn goodlooking too. Do you know HOW MUCH ***** i get? Seriously man, my **** is always seeing some action. All i see in your pic is a weird old bald man who looks like Stevie Wonder did his tattoos. Now me, i'm a mother ****ing athlete. Everyone knows it round here, and let me add - i'm mother ****ing respected.

Plus stop lying about your gym membership. We all know you don't have one. But its o.k to be ghetto. I used to be, back in the hood that is. Before i fought my way out.

Peace.

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 06:47 PM
You really bore me to be honest mate, and now i'm gonna get up, go get a shower then go my run, your fat as should maybe think about gettin to training to you big sexy powerhouse man ;) and by the way, im 20 not old lol enjoy winding people up as u sit bored n eat ur food u big ghetto machine lol

Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 06:50 PM
You really bore me to be honest mate, and now i'm gonna get up, go get a shower then go my run, your fat as should maybe think about gettin to training to you big sexy powerhouse man ;) and by the way, im 20 not old lol enjoy winding people up as u sit bored n eat ur food u big ghetto machine lol

Whatever man! You go get your work boots out and go for a run.

I'm just chillaxing in my penthouse here with GOD DAMN real alligator skin boxing boots that i got freshly from this shelf i found a couple of months ago.

Hater.

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 06:56 PM
Enjoy them sexy, just remeber even tho ur tryin to wind me up, the REAL good fighters all trained hard and didnt start with cash ***** :D Bet ur real sweet 2 :D xx

Nate Dogg
10-23-2007, 06:58 PM
I'm just chillaxing in my penthouse here with GOD DAMN real alligator skin boxing boots .

Hater.

hahahahahahahah

Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 06:58 PM
Enjoy them sexy, just remeber even tho ur tryin to wind me up, the REAL good fighters all trained hard and didnt start with cash ***** :D Bet ur real sweet 2 :D xx

I thought you'd gone already for your run!?

I guess you couldn't get enough of me. Maybe its because your hoping i'll toss out a couple of hints on boxing, so you too can learn how to throw a couple of deadly punches. One day, you could be like me. Hell, if we met each other - i'm sure we'd get on fine. I mean, we'd have to meet somewhere quiet so noone saw me with your gay ass, but i mean, it'd be cool perhaps?. I'd treat you just like a normal human being and everything. I ain't ageist or nothing.

Hey man! I didn't start out rich - i was one nasty ghetto bad boy. I just dragged myself up.

Thats my life, i can't go into it though. To many of my homeys have gone to jail or gone to the Compton in the sky for me discuss that **** right here.

Westside.

Peace.

Tysonisgod
10-23-2007, 07:00 PM
I was simply being polite and waitin for you to get back to me so i knew you'd got ma post man, well i'm glad your homeys have went to jain or gon to "the compton in the sky" hopefully there is a jail in heaven to were they ****in belong :D let the scum kill the scum thats the way i see it

Westside all up in this mother ****er ma "*****" muhaha see ya later kid x

Anal Squabbles
10-23-2007, 07:02 PM
I was simply being polite and waitin for you to get back to me so i knew you'd got ma post man, well i'm glad your homeys have went to jain or gon to "the compton in the sky" hopefully there is a jail in heaven to were they ****in belong :D let the scum kill the scum thats the way i see it

Westside all up in this mother ****er ma "*****" muhaha see ya later kid x

Hey man... you can't talk about my homeys like that.

You got your card marked. :la:

Darkstranger
10-23-2007, 08:46 PM
But its o.k to be ghetto. I used to be, back in the hood that is. Before i fought my way out.

:hail:

that's some real funny ****!

Kayo
10-23-2007, 09:08 PM
Whatever man! You go get your work boots out and go for a run.

I'm just chillaxing in my penthouse here with GOD DAMN real alligator skin boxing boots that i got freshly from this shelf i found a couple of months ago.

Hater.

you are absolutely halarious lol

Lilian001
10-23-2007, 09:25 PM
Just keep a good mood

-GBGQ-
10-23-2007, 09:54 PM
i mean.. if you can't afford a gym membership and have to train in the garden at your moms house. Thats cool.


Peace.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Anal Squabbles
10-24-2007, 03:36 AM
Hey people, i ain't here to joke around. This is serious business here. I'm not here to entertain you! I'm here to inform you guys.

For real!

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 06:35 AM
"It was a crazy ass street fight move - but luckilly - I'm a crazy ass street fighter"

Hahaha. that was ****ing funny. I dont think Tysonisgod has any idea he's arguing with an alt haha.

From reading a few of these im guessing this is Welter. Am i right?

Anal Squabbles
10-24-2007, 07:21 AM
What the hell is all this alt **** everyones talking about. I'm me, the one and only.

There are alot who aspire to be like me, even some who aspire to BE me, but serious. I'm unique, number one - comparisoned to no other.

Testify!

Peace.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 07:37 AM
What the hell is all this alt **** everyones talking about. I'm me, the one and only.

There are alot who aspire to be like me, even some who aspire to BE me, but serious. I'm unique, number one - comparisoned to no other.

Testify!

Peace.

So give us a detailed run down of your sparring session with Brunson then???

Did you lay the smack down on his punk ass or what?

Anal Squabbles
10-24-2007, 07:54 AM
So give us a detailed run down of your sparring session with Brunson then???

Did you lay the smack down on his punk ass or what?

Yeah man, i talked about that day already.

Tyrone Brunsons' training away and he tries to start some trouble with me - so i tells him straight - mess with with THE BEST - and DIE like the rest. I mean, he's seen me on the bag, he should know how hard a Super Heavyweight like me can hit - cos when i gets busy - i gets busy, know what i'm saying?

So.. Brunson just laughs at me and that really grinds my gears cos my dad used to laugh at me when i did something stupid and i gets a flashback - a bit like what Rocky gets in Rocky 5 when he's about to have that street brawl with Tommy Morrison. So anyway, i got this image in my head of all the crap thats happened to me whilst i was living in the ghetto and my fists are just clenching more and more tighter. Suddenly - without me even knowing it - my jab flys out and completely obliterates Brunsons skull. There is blood and bits of bone and flesh everywhere.

So i'm like "Wha you doin homes?!!" cos he's got his plasma all over my damn brand new suede with gold trim boxing shoes and skulls bits all over my Egyptian cotton shorts.

So i just picks his corpse up, and carry him all the way to the dry cleaners and tell the little chinese woman behind the counter to clean my gear - and pay for it with the money in the corpses back pocket.

She's like crying and ****. But i just didn't care.

Then i went for a Taco.

Thats about it man. So Tuggers... you fan of my style? It's about time i got some damn appreciation around these parts.

Peace!

2swell k-wells
10-24-2007, 09:08 AM
Your Av + ya gangsta talk = halarious.

DoctorKillJoy
10-24-2007, 10:24 AM
Some of you newer guys dont understand whats going on...hes making fun of Animal Squabbs and doing a good job of it

Like I said before... this thread is stupid and belongs in thunderdome. If you have nothing better to do than make an account to insult some kid you don't even know then at least have the courtesy to keep it in the appropriate forum.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 10:27 AM
Like I said before... this thread is stupid and belongs in thunderdome. If you have nothing better to do than make an account to insult some kid you don't even know then at least have the courtesy to keep it in the appropriate forum.

Shut up you boring miserable moaning *****!!

We're only having a laugh! If you don't like it **** off back to NSB and talk about Hatton and Mayweather some more.

We all find it funny. NOBODY asked you to read this so if you dont like it instead of posting your **** pissing and moaning just **** OFF!

mickeyb
10-24-2007, 11:21 AM
Like I said before... this thread is stupid and belongs in thunderdome. If you have nothing better to do than make an account to insult some kid you don't even know then at least have the courtesy to keep it in the appropriate forum.

Hey Doc, i'm with you on this. Completely inappropriate. As for you Tuggers, stfu!

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:25 AM
Hey Doc, i'm with you on this. Completely inappropriate. As for you Tuggers, stfu!

:bryce: :bryce: :bryce:

Suck me off and let Madeline Mccann out of your shed you sick child lover

Lol

DoctorKillJoy
10-24-2007, 11:25 AM
Shut up you boring miserable moaning *****!!

We're only having a laugh! If you don't like it **** off back to NSB and talk about Hatton and Mayweather some more.

We all find it funny. NOBODY asked you to read this so if you dont like it instead of posting your **** pissing and moaning just **** OFF!

Wow!! Suck my fat co*k!! Don't use so many exclamation points, it makes you sound like a girl.

Anyway, not everyone finds it funny, obviously. Plus this isnt the first thread like this he's made. If you find it funny then go read this and the countless other threads like it about vers and whoever else that homo's like this guy make all the time in thunderdome. This is the training forum and the more stupid sh*t like this we have here the fewer serious people will waste their time coming or posting things related to training. And I could give an f about your opinion either.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:28 AM
Wow!! Suck my fat co*k!! Don't use so many exclamation points, it makes you sound like a girl.

Anyway, not everyone finds it funny, obviously. Plus this isnt the first thread like this he's made. If you find it funny then go read this and the countless other threads like it about vers and whoever else that homo's like this guy make all the time in thunderdome. This is the training forum and the more stupid sh*t like this we have here the fewer serious people will waste their time coming or posting things related to training. And I could give an f about your opinion either.

Look. Lets not argue.

Why cant we just meet up and have lots of filthy bum sex.

What do ya say??

you can do me first if you want :luvbed:

mickeyb
10-24-2007, 11:31 AM
Wow!! Suck my fat co*k!! Don't use so many exclamation points, it makes you sound like a girl.

Anyway, not everyone finds it funny, obviously. Plus this isnt the first thread like this he's made. If you find it funny then go read this and the countless other threads like it about vers and whoever else that homo's like this guy make all the time in thunderdome. This is the training forum and the more stupid sh*t like this we have here the fewer serious people will waste their time coming or posting things related to training. And I could give an f about your opinion either.

Hey!! leave Tuggers alone and **** off.

Like Tuggs said... if you don't like what you read, then ****ing do one. Your the only one whose getting grumpy about this crap thats being posted.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:35 AM
Hey!! leave Tuggers alone and **** off.

Like Tuggs said... if you don't like what you read, then ****ing do one. Your the only one whose getting grumpy about this crap thats being posted.

Pfft.

What a Kill Joy!

haha.

I cant believe this guy moaned saying i use too many exclamation marks haha.

what a cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DoctorKillJoy
10-24-2007, 11:37 AM
Look. Lets not argue.

Why cant we just meet up and have lots of filthy bum sex.

What do ya say??

you can do me first if you want :luvbed:

Thats more like it, now bend over and grab those ankles.

edit* who am i talking to here... you know the position

mickeyb
10-24-2007, 11:39 AM
Thats more like it, now bend over and grab those ankles.

edit* who am i talking to here... you know the position

Excuse me, this is a training forum.

Please take this to PM. Thankyou.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:41 AM
Excuse me, this is a training forum.

Please take this to PM. Thankyou.

Lol. agreed.

DoctorKillJoy
10-24-2007, 11:46 AM
Hey!! leave Tuggers alone and **** off.

Like Tuggs said... if you don't like what you read, then ****ing do one. Your the only one whose getting grumpy about this crap thats being posted.

That was a quick reversal. I'm not grumpy I was responding to his post. And if you don't care about having a decent training section then thats fine... nobody asked you just like nobody asked me, or tuggers or anyone. I don't bit*h at anyone for saying their opinion and I feel free to share my own.

DoctorKillJoy
10-24-2007, 11:49 AM
Excuse me, this is a training forum.

Please take this to PM. Thankyou.

Zing. No need to get catty bro, I'm not trying to take your spot.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:50 AM
That was a quick reversal. I'm not grumpy I was responding to his post. And if you don't care about having a decent training section then thats fine... nobody asked you just like nobody asked me, or tuggers or anyone. I don't bit*h at anyone for saying their opinion and I feel free to share my own.

I love the way you star out your swear words.:fing02:

Anyway. There's thousands of posts about traning to keep you busy for weeks. I posted a genuine training thread this morning. Still no replys.

Tuggers1986
10-24-2007, 11:51 AM
Zing. No need to get catty bro, I'm not trying to take your spot.

He's joking.

Stop taking everything so seriously. Log off and go for a walk or something. Try and find a sense of humour along the way.

mickeyb
10-24-2007, 11:57 AM
He's joking.

Stop taking everything so seriously. Log off and go for a walk or something. Try and find a sense of humour along the way.

Aye i'm only kidding.

Chill out. :kiss:

DoctorKillJoy
10-24-2007, 12:07 PM
What makes you guys think I'm taking this seriously? Tuggers there is the one telling me to f off in all capital letters and whatnot. I think maybe you guys should relax... And I star out my swears because I'm at work and don't want to tip off any monitors.

I missed the thread on running... that kind of makes my point about the forum getting cluttered with distracting junk doesnt it?

Tysonisgod
10-24-2007, 12:50 PM
Hey man... you can't talk about my homeys like that.

You got your card marked.


Haha, all your "homeys" are dead all your homeys are dead, to bad you didnt die, or train :D x

mickeyb
10-24-2007, 04:42 PM
TysonisGod pwns Anal Squabbles all over!

THATS FO' SURE!

Jimmy The Gent
10-24-2007, 06:58 PM
TysonisGod pwns Anal Squabbles all over!

THATS FO' SURE!

from his council estate in gravesend

kayjay
10-24-2007, 07:06 PM
TysonisGod pwns Anal Squabbles all over!

THATS FO' SURE!

Did the real Animal Squabbs reply to any of this yet?

Tysonisgod
10-24-2007, 07:07 PM
whats the all the council estate stuff?

does everyone here live in big cool houses with 14 n half bathrooms? lol

Jimmy The Gent
10-24-2007, 07:08 PM
whats the all the council estate stuff?

does everyone here live in big cool houses with 14 n half bathrooms? lol

I'm joking I'll be living in one by end of year

Jothemano
10-24-2007, 07:41 PM
Yeah man, i talked about that day already.

Tyrone Brunsons' training away and he tries to start some trouble with me - so i tells him straight - mess with with THE BEST - and DIE like the rest. I mean, he's seen me on the bag, he should know how hard a Super Heavyweight like me can hit - cos when i gets busy - i gets busy, know what i'm saying?

So.. Brunson just laughs at me and that really grinds my gears cos my dad used to laugh at me when i did something stupid and i gets a flashback - a bit like what Rocky gets in Rocky 5 when he's about to have that street brawl with Tommy Morrison. So anyway, i got this image in my head of all the crap thats happened to me whilst i was living in the ghetto and my fists are just clenching more and more tighter. Suddenly - without me even knowing it - my jab flys out and completely obliterates Brunsons skull. There is blood and bits of bone and flesh everywhere.

So i'm like "Wha you doin homes?!!" cos he's got his plasma all over my damn brand new suede with gold trim boxing shoes and skulls bits all over my Egyptian cotton shorts.

So i just picks his corpse up, and carry him all the way to the dry cleaners and tell the little chinese woman behind the counter to clean my gear - and pay for it with the money in the corpses back pocket.

She's like crying and ****. But i just didn't care.

Then i went for a Taco.

Thats about it man. So Tuggers... you fan of my style? It's about time i got some damn appreciation around these parts.

Peace!

LOL! This guy is so funny! With these stories! LOL! You should be ashamed your a superheavyweight not tell everyone about it. Anyone that is a superheavyweight is either overweight, hits the weights to hard, or are over 7' tall. From the picture, you look like the overweight superheavyweight. And you asked if someone's a fan of your style? What style? The hit em out of the ring or blindside em style? You sound and look like a big doofy street fighter. And the only way to solve your fight with tysonisgod is in the ring. And I bet my lifesavings that he will knock you out cause you sound like butterbean's big special brother and if you are a superheavyweight that's overweight, you will throw the slowest punches anyone that considers themself a boxer could throw. Anyone else got there money on tysonisgod if the fight went down? :boxing:

Evil_Meat
10-24-2007, 07:57 PM
god damn man ur too ****in funny

Anal Squabbles
10-25-2007, 06:28 AM
And I bet my lifesavings that he will knock you out cause you sound like butterbean's big special brother and if you are a superheavyweight that's overweight, you will throw the slowest punches anyone that considers themself a boxer could throw. Anyone else got there money on tysonisgod if the fight went down? :boxing:

Hey, ask yourself one damn question.

"What do i know about boxing?".

Here, let me answer it for you. NOTHING. You obviously have just started watching boxing very recently, perhaps you became a fan after watching a Rocky film last week or something.

Anyway homes, this is how the fight would go...

Squabbles turns up to TIG's (TysonISgod's) council estate ready to rumble with the bald punk. TIG's is outside his flat that he shares with drug addicts, hitting that combo dummy with his old man titties wobbling with every hit. As i walk in, peoples be like "Whoa!? Whats going on...is that TYSON!?" and i be like "Nah man, haha, don't worry ...i ain't that good... I'M BETTER SUCKA" so they be like backing up, cos they know i KEEPS IT TIGHT LIKE DYNAMITE dawg!

So anyway, i see TIG and he be all cowering and crying like a little girl - "Aww man, don't pound me for all the E-hate! I can't even afford a gym membership...so how the hell will i afford to have time of work when you put me in a coma! :puppy_dog !" So i just "Hey punk...Coma? Coma? I put my friends in coma... and you an E-Hater. I hates E-Haters. Your going to the great big gym in the sky..and you got lifetime membership there punk...Fo ETERNITY!".

Next, TIG takes a swing at me! Stupid punk misses cos i slip so fast, even though i'm a super heavyweight, i'm pulling slick moves as fast as Barrera or something. As soon as TIG realises he's missed, he backs the hell up. Suddenly a little bit of pee is dribbling down his leg and filling up his work boots that he trains in, cos he can't afford no shipments OF equipments. So all the players on his estate be laughing at him now, and TIG just runs back into his house and pulls out and Uzi and just shoots himself so he wouldn't have to endure the painful death of one of Squabbles combos.

Thats the way the fight would turn out. Guarentee.

Anyway, i gotta go for a run.

Peace!

Jothemano
10-25-2007, 06:43 AM
OK. I do watch lots of boxing, not much of the recent stuff besides mayweather DeLahoya and I'm watching hatton mayweather. Let's see how good a boxer you are. Name a few of your combos?
PS-Don't say your tight like dynamite. No one is allowed to be even considered in Mike Tyson's class in his prime. All he did was eat, sleep, and train boxing. And was the most explosive heavyweight to ever fight. Don't judge him for his fights after he left to go to Don King, that wasn't the real him. He didn't train as hard or want to be the best ever as much anymore. Tyson=Greatest heavyweight all time

Anal Squabbles
10-25-2007, 06:50 AM
OK. I do watch lots of boxing, not much of the recent stuff besides mayweather DeLahoya and I'm watching hatton mayweather. Let's see how good a boxer you are. Name a few of your combos?
PS-Don't say your tight like dynamite. No one is allowed to be even considered in Mike Tyson's class in his prime. All he did was eat, sleep, and train boxing. And was the most explosive heavyweight to ever fight. Don't judge him for his fights after he left to go to Don King, that wasn't the real him. He didn't train as hard or want to be the best ever as much anymore. Tyson=Greatest heavyweight all time

First of all... who are you to question me!?

Second.. Tyson!? Tyson!?! I know he was good. But he's the past. Squabbles is the damn future, as soon as i get my first Am title under my belt, i'm going straight to the pro's and i'm gunna inflict some permenent damage on some Suckas! You hearing this?!

Firstly, my combo's are like damn frightening, like lightning!. Only problem is, after most feel the weight of the first two punches they're usually out for the count. I once threw my patented 18 punch combo on Brunson...but like everybody knows...i KO'd that punk with the first punch. I just carried on throwing the other 17 shots to his sleeping and falling body. Know what i'm saying?!

Punk, you know nothing. Tyson the best ever!? PAH! I AM THE BEST EVER, THE GREATEST. There ain't nobody like Squabbles, there ain't nobody who can beat Squabbles. I'm the MAN! THE ONE AND ONLY. People hate me because they love me so much!

PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS. I AM THE TRUTH!

PEACE MAN.

Jothemano
10-25-2007, 06:56 AM
First of all... who are you to question me!?

Second.. Tyson!? Tyson!?! I know he was good. But he's the past. Squabbles is the damn future, as soon as i get my first Am title under my belt, i'm going straight to the pro's and i'm gunna inflict some permenent damage on some Suckas! You hearing this?!

Firstly, my combo's are like damn frightening, like lightning!. Only problem is, after most feel the weight of the first two punches they're usually out for the count. I once threw my patented 18 punch combo on Brunson...but like everybody knows...i KO'd that punk with the first punch. I just carried on throwing the other 17 shots to his sleeping and falling body. Know what i'm saying?!

Punk, you know nothing. Tyson the best ever!? PAH! I AM THE BEST EVER, THE GREATEST. There ain't nobody like Squabbles, there ain't nobody who can beat Squabbles. I'm the MAN! THE ONE AND ONLY. People hate me because they love me so much!

PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THIS. I AM THE TRUTH!

PEACE MAN.
You and 1 million other people on this site. Can you name the 18 punch combo, I'm curious of the punches in it and sequence?

Anal Squabbles
10-25-2007, 07:11 AM
You and 1 million other people on this site. Can you name the 18 punch combo, I'm curious of the punches in it and sequence?

Hey man, i don't even think you can count. Cos there aint no million people here.

Maybe your getting a bit punchy. You should try and stop blocking punches with that big fat face of yours.

Tuggers1986
10-25-2007, 07:24 AM
whats the all the council estate stuff?

does everyone here live in big cool houses with 14 n half bathrooms? lol

Do i ****. I live in a **** hole!

Looks nearly as rough as where you are in your pic. Except we don't have big meatheads pounding on punch dummys outside.

Tuggers1986
10-25-2007, 07:31 AM
OK. I do watch lots of boxing, not much of the recent stuff besides mayweather DeLahoya and I'm watching hatton mayweather. Let's see how good a boxer you are. Name a few of your combos?
PS-Don't say your tight like dynamite. No one is allowed to be even considered in Mike Tyson's class in his prime. All he did was eat, sleep, and train boxing. And was the most explosive heavyweight to ever fight. Don't judge him for his fights after he left to go to Don King, that wasn't the real him. He didn't train as hard or want to be the best ever as much anymore. Tyson=Greatest heavyweight all time

Tyson the best heavyweight ever?? are you judging this from the late 80's when even though he was destroying his opponents, all of the people he did beat were ****. I'll admit he was very good but as soon as he got in the ring with people who could actually fight he got beat. Rating him over fighters like Ali, Foreman, Frazier, Lewis and the rest of the great heavyweights is just bull****.

Jothemano
10-25-2007, 10:49 AM
Tyson the best heavyweight ever?? are you judging this from the late 80's when even though he was destroying his opponents, all of the people he did beat were ****. I'll admit he was very good but as soon as he got in the ring with people who could actually fight he got beat. Rating him over fighters like Ali, Foreman, Frazier, Lewis and the rest of the great heavyweights is just bull****.

You are judging the tyson after damotto, rooney, and atlas. You do know once he won the title and had maybe a couple defenses he left them and went to don king. That's when his 24hr training days became publicity days with no more real hard training like he did when he was in his prime. I'm talking about the Tyson that trained 24hrs a day, studying, training, running etc. Your talking about the one that lost once he lost his drive to be the best ever and stopped training as much as he did before. There is a big difference. If he stayed with them, he wouldn't have went to jail from constant training, and he wouldn't of lost b/c they always had the perfect gameplan and training routine. He could have retired unbeaten, but once he signed with Don King it was all over. He only looked for the 1 punch knockouts after that and no longer threw his knockout combos. He was slower, more built, and less explosive. You are just so ignorant not even putting Tyson in the top 4. And you say all he beat were scrubs? He knocked out numerous number one contenders. How can you say number one contenders are scrubs? You probably would get knocked out in the first round by any of those #1 contenders with ease. Your just underestimating Tyson's talent and skills. At his prime he would of put Frazier on ice with his combos, knocked out Foreman b/c he was a very sloppy free swinger(peek a boo style eats up people like that), and probably against Ali in his prime would have been a good fight(Ali quicker and more agile on his feet, Tyson great at the bob and weave and has so much explosive power and combos). And that Lewis you posted, do you mean lennox lewis? or Joe Louis? Think you mispelled there. Understand better?

Jothemano
10-25-2007, 10:50 AM
Hey man, i don't even think you can count. Cos there aint no million people here.

Maybe your getting a bit punchy. You should try and stop blocking punches with that big fat face of yours.
I was just using exaggeration to prove a point there buddy.

Peace out! LOL!

mickeyb
10-25-2007, 11:29 AM
You are judging the tyson after damotto, rooney, and atlas. You do know once he won the title and had maybe a couple defenses he left them and went to don king. That's when his 24hr training days became publicity days with no more real hard training like he did when he was in his prime. I'm talking about the Tyson that trained 24hrs a day, studying, training, running etc. Your talking about the one that lost once he lost his drive to be the best ever and stopped training as much as he did before. There is a big difference. If he stayed with them, he wouldn't have went to jail from constant training, and he wouldn't of lost b/c they always had the perfect gameplan and training routine. He could have retired unbeaten, but once he signed with Don King it was all over. He only looked for the 1 punch knockouts after that and no longer threw his knockout combos. He was slower, more built, and less explosive. You are just so ignorant not even putting Tyson in the top 4. And you say all he beat were scrubs? He knocked out numerous number one contenders. How can you say number one contenders are scrubs? You probably would get knocked out in the first round by any of those #1 contenders with ease. Your just underestimating Tyson's talent and skills. At his prime he would of put Frazier on ice with his combos, knocked out Foreman b/c he was a very sloppy free swinger(peek a boo style eats up people like that), and probably against Ali in his prime would have been a good fight(Ali quicker and more agile on his feet, Tyson great at the bob and weave and has so much explosive power and combos). And that Lewis you posted, do you mean lennox lewis? or Joe Louis? Think you mispelled there. Understand better?

Tyson was brilliant.

But in his early days, the majority of his opponents were lambs to the slaughter.

There has been better Heavyweights. He's just the one you remember the most about, because he's the closest legend.

Jothemano
10-25-2007, 01:13 PM
you may be right, I still think he's a no ? top five fighter of all time. If he could beat them, he deserves to be ahead of them right?

Kayo
10-25-2007, 01:22 PM
Frazier and Foreman would of been stylistic disasters for Tyson. He wanted to try and catch you backing up. but didnt like when the fight was brought to him.

norcalbxr
10-27-2007, 09:07 PM
[QUOTE=Anal Squabbles;2765289]Wow, i think you wear Timberlands to train because you can't affords the FRESH SHIPMENTS OF EQUIPMENTS that you know your main man Anal Squabbles can get. Carry on wearing your work boots, i mean.. if you can't afford a gym membership and have to train in the garden at your moms house. Thats cool. More power to you, i ain't here to hate on you. Hater.

Work boots will proberbly last longer on your driveway in the long run i suppose. Although i'd start wearing a t-shirt. Noone wants to see your old man titties bouncing up and down all day whilst your hitting that piece of **** punch dummy you own.






Hey you two. Why don't you get a room and stop hating on me. ****, your so obviously mother ****ing jealous of me its disgraceful. Its not so easy to stomach to people when you tell them your on the way to becoming pro and in all proberblility going to conquer the Super Heavy division..but listen....

ITS GONNA HAPPEN.

So ****ing deal with it. Don't hate, appreciate ni99az!

Peace.[/QUO
what a dumbass kid who dont know **** about fighting your one of them fools who watches fights and thinks they know something about it, ****en one of them story tellers tryin to make yourself look bad. *****s like you dont even last one round in a fight

BrooklynBomber
10-27-2007, 09:15 PM
Good parody.

Tysonisgod
10-27-2007, 09:41 PM
sound and look like a big doofy street fighter. And the only way to solve your fight with tysonisgod is in the ring. And I bet my lifesavings that he will knock you out cause you sound like butterbean's big special brother and if you are a superheavyweight that's overweight, you will throw the slowest punches anyone that considers themself a boxer could throw. Anyone else got there money on tysonisgod if the fight went down?

I'd put money on myself

DA1CATAS
10-27-2007, 10:52 PM
hahahahahahahah


Your Record along with that statement under it don't make sense....

14-4-0 "You will not win because I can not lose"

*except those first 4 ones I wasn't ready for*

I dont get it...

sterling
10-27-2007, 11:52 PM
LOL funny thread alot of funny guys in here

Kayo
10-28-2007, 02:40 PM
Your Record along with that statement under it don't make sense....

14-4-0 "You will not win because I can not lose"

*except those first 4 ones I wasn't ready for*

I dont get it...

haha :owned:

Anal Squabbles
10-28-2007, 02:59 PM
Da1catas man. I saw your fight video and your training videos from last week. You look good man, but your jab seems a bit weak. Hope you don't mind me saying - and i noticed that sometimes you let your right hand drop sometimes.

I'm just giving you some hints man. I mean, if you were sparring wit me, i'd have seen those two faults within a few seconds. And man...trust me, your face would be ****ing caved in. So you gotta work on that.

How long you been boxing? a couple of months?

Peace peoples.

2swell k-wells
10-28-2007, 04:32 PM
Why dont u show DA1 your 18 punch combo anal boy.

mickeyb
10-28-2007, 05:09 PM
Why dont u show DA1 your 18 punch combo anal boy.

You really don't get the ****ing joke do you.

You look really ****ing silly.

Tysonisgod
10-28-2007, 05:28 PM
why dont we all go train........or die :D

mickeyb
10-28-2007, 05:30 PM
why dont we all go train........or die :D

I don't understand what your on about.

Tysonisgod
10-28-2007, 05:33 PM
Its just wat me and ma training buddies say, "lets go train, or lets go die"

its train or die, training is life fightin is life type thing x

AndersonSilva
10-28-2007, 07:11 PM
wow crazy thread ffukin anal squaabs is a nut........is that you in ur display pic u look like a fat fukin ****** if that is you...go eat a fukin taco you keyboard warrior

Anal Squabbles
10-28-2007, 07:39 PM
Its just wat me and ma training buddies say, "lets go train, or lets go die"

its train or die, training is life fightin is life type thing x

Listen man, your posts are making no sense at all. Whats wrong with you dude? Do you box for a special-needs gym or something? As for your statement TIG... what can i say, if your f.ag ass sparred with me.. you'd be doing both. Training AND dying.


wow crazy thread ffukin anal squaabs is a nut........is that you in ur display pic u look like a fat fukin ****** if that is you...go eat a fukin taco you keyboard warrior

Keyboard warrior? Fat ******? Listen dude, i don't have to put up with this ****. I could press report anytime i want and have your noob ass destroyed off this ****ing site? Comprende homes?

What you don't understand lillb is that on BS i'm a ****ing legend. People know and respect me around these parts man. I'm well regarded as p4p the top fighter in here.

For gods sakes - i come in here to inspire you fools and give you the best of my knowledge and all i get is trouble.

You fools have no sense man. I'm disapointed.

Peace to my friends in here.