it is NOT a good morning. it is NEVER a good morning until i have had my coffee and even that doesn't assure anything.

if someone walks by you, doesn't make eye contact, yet has a very bitter and droopy gaze towards the floor.....do NOT say "good morning".

the dorkiness level of my co-workers has peaked a nice 10 out of 10 today. pray for sinkage.



on a side note: admin powers will be abused to change all smart-ass "good morning" posts in this thread to "i'm a ***" so beware kings o' sarcasm.
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****s morning you should get up at noon.

very good point gman. i did that yesterday and it felt great.

Somebody has a case of he Mondays

lmao @ bzob!!!!

one cup of coffee down the hatch. feelin better. next cup with a dash of hazelnut flavored powder. day'z gettin better....

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overdose on this.

i hate when you ask someone how theyre doing......and they proceed to tell you. like you care. by the way, i'm a ***.

Good morning doesnt bother me as much as the wheather talk.

its like " listen *******, shut the **** up. I dont need you to tell me how the wheather is, I had to go outside to get here. Now run along and remember, we live in New England, the wheather always sucks. Come back when you have dirt on who the office slut is".


this is what goes through my head right before the subject gets brought up on the elevator.

Originally posted by box_banger
i hate when you ask someone how theyre doing......and they proceed to tell you. like you care.

this is why i refuse to go to parties where there are people that i went to high school with.

"hey bro. what's UP MAN!!! how you been???"
"great. you?"

"oh you know....work, school...har har har har!!!!"
"(sigh)"

Maybe you'd like some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?

pizza shooters.

Now, how extreme are the fajitas?

mmmmm....
extreme fajitas

with guac, and fresh tomatoes, grilled chicken, and an ice cold hefenwiezen in a large frosty mug.
welp, guess where i'm goin 4 lunch!

I decided to not wake up early and skip class today.......one day left..........if I go tommorrow that is.

I don't like anybody to say a ****ing word to me when I just get to work, it feels like I'm going into battle or something so I'm a bit testy...

I love to tell someone my life story when they ask. that way if they are really interested we usually become friends and if thier not they will stop patronizing me by pretending to give a ****.

a real friend will be honest with you by letting you know that they don't give a ****.

aaron, stop befriending bull****ters!!!

Yeah that "good morning" crap is way out of line.

And it`s true they are usually lying when they say that.

A friend is someone who will listen, that is why I do this. The bull****ter dont want to hear a crazy **** like me cause they ask out of habit and when the routine is broken they react to the change with fear. Next morning no dumb ****s saying good morning. I rule the anti-social......from my isolation of course.

Being anti-social is great. I know all about it.

then you definetly hate the weather,morning,"how are U" and the "did you see (insert reality bull**** show) last night?"

i myself am a pretty good socializer. don't get me wrong though, people still = ****.

but nonetheless, i would expect that if i make it very very blatantly obvious that i do NOT want to be disturbed at the moment that people should get the ****ing hint.

that will do it as well Purity. I just prefer the subtle approach.

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
then you definetly hate the weather,morning,"how are U" and the "did you see (insert reality bull**** show) last night?"
This is correct. I usually don't hear much from other people since I rarely leave my room. I haven't been to a morning class in a while now but with only 1 day of school left who really cares. I only really talk to 3 people, my two closest friends and my girlfriend. When people are me "how's it going" at school I usually just make a noise and never look at them.

Originally posted by Aaron Suave
that will do it as well Purity. I just prefer the subtle approach.

lol. i prefer that approach when i'm telling a borrower that either their loan got denied, they have to take a higher interest rate, or the closing costs just doubled.
also recommended for underwriter, real estate agent, processor, escrow & title officer, appraiser, and hazard agent schmoozing. not to mention- immature women, police, judges, and IRS auditors.

NOT used in expressing feelings to co-workers, friends, mature women, solicitors, or members of the global mma ot team.

The only person that deserves a good morning is the ***** you penetrated anally the night before.

Good Afternoon young Purity, how was your morning?