Oh man, only a few more weeks before i lay the hammer down on some sucker punk. I went and got myself weighed this morning down at the gym and i was like 70lbs over what i'm registered down for, but i'm like "what the ****!? - i don't care, i'll knock this sucker out anyway!". So i start training and everyones watching me because my handspeed is so immense and everyone is amazed considering how i'm a super heavyweight and i'm only 5ft 4.

So i'm throwing my jab out onto the bag and the room is just shaking, but thats cool, i'm used to it - but Tyrone Brosnan comes in and he's like "YO WHITE BOY! DIS ROOM BE SHAKIN TO MUCH, QUIT TRAININ SO HARD!" So i says to him, "I tell you what, spar with me...then we'll see whats shaking... it'll be you, once i give you terminal brain damage!".

So we enter the ring and he's a good 3 for 4 foot taller than me, but its cool - i mean i never had a chance when i'm out on the street. So what does it matter now. I'm just a tough street brawler with hell on my mind and with some hell to pay - no what i'm saying? The streets of Las Vegas are rife with crime and gangs and ****....luckilly i got the skills that kills and always have the best shipments of equipments.

The bell rings and to cut a long story short, Brosnan is knocked out in his corner and i go back to my heavy bag and start swinging some devistating shots again with my brand new Cleto Reyes gloves which look fantastic and I look fantastic.

What can i say, i hit hard! Mainly due to this technique i had since middle school - although i can't tell you suckers about it ... cos then we'd all be as fast as me.

Later losers. More punks to crush.

Oh yeah..and if you don't train like me..THEN YOUR A LOSER AND SHOULD QUIT! THIS IS BOXING!

LoL????????

sure and i knocked out tyson last night

ok he was a good 3, 4, foot taller? yup sounds about right theres alot of 8, 9foot guy going about lol i think u ment inch lol

Now this is what you do with an alt. Well played.

ok he was a good 3, 4, foot taller? yup sounds about right theres alot of 8, 9foot guy going about lol i think u ment inch lol

He seemed like 8 or 9 foot, but i still knocked his sorry ass out! I mean, he was a lot taller than me, but at the end of day - its a fight. I never had the choice of whether i was the smaller guy when i was out on the streets brawlin - so why would it bother me now. Know what i'm sayin? Punks be coming at me with Uzi's and i'm just slipping, bobbing and weaving through the sprays of bullets.

It was just another day tho, sometimes things get a little crazy - thankfully my punches are like taking a kick from a racehorse.

Haha.

Someone is going to be unhappy.

Steven

luckilly i got the skills that kills and always have the best shipments of equipments.

That was some seriously funny ****!:dance:

sure and i knocked out tyson last night:lol1: :rofl:...

luckilly i got the skills that kills and always have the best shipments of equipments.

That was some seriously funny ****!:dance:

:banana: ... very funny....

"YO WHITE BOY! DIS ROOM BE SHAKIN TO MUCH, QUIT TRAININ SO HARD!" So i says to him, "I tell you what, spar with me...then we'll see whats shaking... it'll be you, once i give you terminal brain damage!".

Priceless! lol

That ****s a true story. Cos i was ****ing there.

Ere, Darkstranger...whens your first fight of the season. Mines Nov 30th (if not sooner).

What you weigh?

That ****s a true story. Cos i was ****ing there.

Ere, Darkstranger...whens your first fight of the season. Mines Nov 30th (if not sooner).

What you weigh?


I was originally matched for the 20th of this month but I've now been matched for 23rd November.

I'm currently 115 kg. (Just over 18st) Training's going well and I'm feeling good.

Good luck bro!

haahaha, man Animal Squabs is gunna have another breakdown..

haahaha, man Animal Squabs is gunna have another breakdown..

You dont even know.

He's gonna masturbate out of frustration, then run out and buy himself the pukiest taco he ever laid eyes on.

haahaha, man Animal Squabs is gunna have another breakdown..

we hope, we hope.

Where the hell is Animal Squabbs! He needs to feel the wrath of my pwnage!!

i'm a super heavyweight and i'm only 5ft 4.
THIS IS BOXING!

You one fat smurf.

You one fat smurf.

Hey man, i'm sick of the dietting ****. I can drop 3 or 4 pounds just at a click of a finger. I don't care man, Super Heavy division...you better await. I'm just ready to MOTHER ****ING rumble.

Where the hell is Animal Squabbs! He needs to feel the wrath of my pwnage!!

he threatened to leave the site last time people started picking on him

funny, interesting

Hey man, i'm sick of the dietting ****. I can drop 3 or 4 pounds just at a click of a finger. I don't care man, Super Heavy division...you better await. I'm just ready to MOTHER ****ING rumble.

Is that you on your Av??

Yeah man...is that you in yours?!

Its me chowing down on a taco. Gotta get the vitamins man.

Yeah man...is that you in yours?!

Its me chowing down on a taco. Gotta get the vitamins man.

really:s you look pretty intimadating........LOL.
No that aint me, its Dat boy Dog and I bet he get more ass than you.
Are u really a boxer? seriously? I like to see u gas in the 1st round of your fight so do us a favour and tape your fight. I need another laugh.

Dude... you got nothing but hate for me. I know its difficult - i was once in your situation.

An angry young ghetto youth with nothing but a low self-opinion to your name. No equipments... no nothing.

What you gotta do, is get training hard and get a couple of mother ****ing titles under your belt and stop hassling the champ right here.

When you've got some serious questions about life and ****, then hit me up. I'm like a mother ****ing boxing guru to the guys down my gym. They always be like "yo! Squabbles, my girl be pregnant and i'm only like 15, what the **** should i do?!" so i just like give some helping hands out... you know?...

i be like "Mother ****er, i know your problem right. Knock that ***** OUT!" and they be like "squabbles, why you gotta be talking about my girl like that?" but i'm already on the SUCKA, cos i've been loading my right cross up all the time this ***** is talking. BANG, the guy is on the floor twitching like a crushed fly. I'm like "Shut the **** up sucka! - you know your lucky to be twitching and HELL... your lucky that you've proberbly gone into a coma instead of dying!".

The next day that sucka comes back in the gym and he's like apologising and saying that i was right.

So.. you know, i know how to help people like you out. Cos i know alot of ****. I'm well rehearsed in life man.

Ok, peace be with you brother.

thanks for the taking the time to write a story I really dont give a **** about.
Nobody hating, you just sound like a joke. So you the next butterbean? So what restaurant u sitting in btw? Lay off the fastfood then maybe u can get rid of those titties you call pecks.

thanks for the taking the time to write a story I really dont give a **** about.
Nobody hating, you just sound like a joke. So you the next butterbean? So what restaurant u sitting in btw? Lay off the fastfood then maybe u can get rid of those titties you call pecks.

Me!?!? A joke?!!

Naaaaah!

I don't know what the **** you talking about.

As for my pecks. Yo momma ****ing loved them last night and she licked Taco sauce of them.

.As for my pecks. Yo momma ****ing loved them last night and she licked Taco sauce of them.

.............:lame: .....Like you sister:buttkick: That flat *****, I'd rather squeeze your boobs.

When you've got some serious questions about life and ****, then hit me up. I'm like a mother ****ing boxing guru to the guys down my gym. They always be like "yo! Squabbles, my girl be pregnant and i'm only like 15, what the **** should i do?!" so i just like give some helping hands out... you know?...

i be like "Mother ****er, i know your problem right. Knock that ***** OUT!" and they be like "squabbles, why you gotta be talking about my girl like that?" but i'm already on the SUCKA, cos i've been loading my right cross up all the time this ***** is talking. BANG, the guy is on the floor twitching like a crushed fly. I'm like "Shut the **** up sucka! - you know your lucky to be twitching and HELL... your lucky that you've proberbly gone into a coma instead of dying!".

The next day that sucka comes back in the gym and he's like apologising and saying that i was right.

So.. you know, i know how to help people like you out. Cos i know alot of ****. I'm well rehearsed in life man.

Ok, peace be with you brother.

Some fat**** guy tried to ask me to help him once too about his problems at home and I....well...long story,short....:op: The End.

:owned: .............:lame: .....Like you sister:buttkick: That flat *****, I'd rather squeeze your boobs.

Anal Squabbles is getting pwned all over! hahahaa

keep it up.

Some fat**** guy tried to ask me to help him once too about his problems at home and I....well...long story,short....:op: The End.

Hey man!! No wonder you got all the red karma. Your just not an easy guy to get along with.

Whats the matter? You get bullied at school or something? You still a virgin?!

Listen - i got LOADS OF HO's!

So you can just sit at home being a jealous SUCKA. :owned: :owned:

Hey man!! No wonder you got all the red karma. Your just not an easy guy to get along with.

Whats the matter? You get bullied at school or something? You still a virgin?!

Listen - i got LOADS OF HO's!

So you can just sit at home being a jealous SUCKA. :owned: :owned:

Dont push Squabbles, I'll have to lay the anal smack down on ya:smileysex
Bullied no, and I'll pass on the ho's...wouldnt want to catch what u have, which would make me a Supaheavyweight who uses alot of slang in my words.




PS: Im not a virgin cause you just got ****ed by 2swell.

Dont push Squabbles, I'll have to lay the anal smack down on ya:smileysex
Bullied no, and I'll pass on the ho's...wouldnt want to catch what u have, which would make me a Supaheavyweight who uses alot of slang in my words.




PS: Im not a virgin cause you just got ****ed by 2swell.

Hahahaha lol.

You keep owning him. I bet he's crying into his taco as we speak!

Hahahaha lol.

You keep owning him. I bet he's crying into his taco as we speak!

yeah, he will probably come back with a story about how he would knock me out with his 18 punch combo, or talk about my mother and say I got owned.
Tha kid is lame and should stop typing.

lol His famous taco diet, it must put the power in his punch...




or his 18 punch combo:boxing:

yeah, he will probably come back with a story about how he would knock me out with his 18 punch combo, or talk about my mother and say I got owned.
Tha kid is lame and should stop typing.

lol His famous taco diet, it must put the power in his punch...




or his 18 punch combo:boxing:

hahaha i know. I mean... an 18 punch combo!? At the rate at which he throws, he'd be there all day! hahaa

LOL




He'd drop at 3....


Then switch to burrito's!

yeah, he will probably come back with a story about how he would knock me out with his 18 punch combo, or talk about my mother and say I got owned.
Tha kid is lame and should stop typing.

lol His famous taco diet, it must put the power in his punch...




or his 18 punch combo:boxing:

lol.. i didnt read anything you said but i saw .. 18 punch combo.. lol i landed something like that the other day...

They were all just shoe shining though.... but it still looked good... i might post the vid.

hmm, I dont think the words get smaller than that:s I will try to go smaller so u can read it next time;)

lol.. i didnt read anything you said but i saw .. 18 punch combo.. lol i landed something like that the other day...

They were all just shoe shining though.... but it still looked good... i might post the vid.

Hey Cats how come theirs an owned beside my name but not speedkillz? lol

kep talkin crap

lol.. i didnt read anything you said but i saw .. 18 punch combo.. lol i landed something like that the other day...

They were all just shoe shining though.... but it still looked good... i might post the vid.

Da1...don't even attempt the combination man. This is pro - material. You might strain yourself.

whats your training squabs sounds like your packing some serious heat

whats your training squabs sounds like your packing some serious heat

Your ****ing right i pack heat.

Well man, i'll give you the low down. Infact i'll make a thread to show you guys whad da **** im all about.

Your ****ing right i pack heat.

Well man, i'll give you the low down. Infact i'll make a thread to show you guys whad da **** im all about.

I dont know if the fora is ready for such a thread.

I posted some **** up on a thread about my regime. Hope y'all enjoy it.

Maybe people aren't ready for it...but here it is.

Ok .. peace people.