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Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 09:05 PM
I'm thinking about moving to LA....You think you could get me a job at Bay Watch?

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 09:06 PM
What about **** (not gay)?

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 09:07 PM
No I want to work for Bay Watch....My chest isn't as hairy as David Hasslehoff's but I look good in a speedo

HockeyFighter
04-08-2003, 09:21 PM
Did anyone know that David Hasslehoff's stunt double had the name David Hassle...........quite the coincidence.

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 09:22 PM
That is strange

Mr. Beelzebub
04-08-2003, 09:34 PM
Get a taco truck
taco truck=$$$

Mr. Beelzebub
04-08-2003, 09:36 PM
http://www.campharmony.org/lift/tour2/CM1.jpg

Tanner Rhoden
04-08-2003, 09:45 PM
http://www.softdoc.es/guia_madrid/comer/imagenes/taco.jpg

Tanner Rhoden
04-08-2003, 09:50 PM
http://progressivecoalition.org/Taco%20Bell.jpg

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~gentry/tbn/hunt/taco.gif

http://www.ozmeats.com/images/taco.gif

Tanner Rhoden
04-08-2003, 09:58 PM
http://www.day3.com/clindo/images/cl6.jpg

http://www.day3.com/clindo/images/cl4.jpg

http://www.historictours.com/washington/links/Images/taco.jpg

http://www.shopnorthtownmall.com/custs/images/salesandevents/Food/taco_time.gif

Kempo Chris
04-08-2003, 10:17 PM
tacos give me the ****s

lil'surfer girl
04-08-2003, 10:26 PM
Oh great, now I am really hungry :mad:

Fallout
04-08-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Oh great, now I am really hungry :mad:

looking at your avatar, so am I

realkaps
04-08-2003, 10:34 PM
Yay for Taco Trucks....

Purity
04-08-2003, 11:39 PM
g-g-g-give it all ya got

g-g-give it all ya got!!!

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 11:44 PM
I have been Jacked

Purity
04-08-2003, 11:50 PM
punked

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 01:18 AM
Pimped

Purity
04-09-2003, 01:45 AM
Whored

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 01:51 AM
answer the question

Purity
04-09-2003, 11:37 AM
refer to your sig

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 03:30 PM
Hate

Purity
04-09-2003, 03:38 PM
why soitenly

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 03:40 PM
What about a job at as a drug lord? They make good money.

Bluecifer
04-09-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
What about a job at as a drug lord? They make good money.

Too much competition in Cali...

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 03:45 PM
Hmmm Then what do you suggest? I want to make tons of money and not so much work. Nothing sexual.......I don't like to get up before noon either.

Bluecifer
04-09-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Hmmm Then what do you suggest? I want to make tons of money and not so much work. Nothing sexual.......I don't like to get up before noon either.

Two sure fire ideas that don't require much of an initial investment are:
1. Run a mail order scam. Get a P.O. Box, take out an add in the sunday paper making outrageous claims(How to be a millionare, How to be the FOC, grow your penis 76.9% bigger with magic vitamins, etc.etc.) then just kick back and collect the checks from all the poor desperate losers looking for a quick fix to their pathetic lives. You have to move around from time to time, and probably change your name a few times to avoid mail order fraud charges, but hey! You were probably gonna do that anyway!

2. Make ****os. Get a camcorder, put an add in the paper that says"Bad *****es wanted for ****o, will pay cash" and watch dem ho's flock to your house. The rest is up to you Mr. Director, use your imagination...oh yeah may want to keep some crack around the house to keep dem ho's properly motivated. I know what your thinking, but this is not sex related, it's art.

Valerie
04-09-2003, 03:55 PM
LSG: I love your av's! Esp. that one and the one with the black boots! Too cute~

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 03:57 PM
Valerie trying to Hijack my thread again.....The **** thing sounds good.I think I'll try that.

Mr. Beelzebub
04-09-2003, 04:00 PM
I can't believe no one paid attention to my taco truck idea

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 04:07 PM
Too much work

Purity
04-09-2003, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Hmmm Then what do you suggest? I want to make tons of money and not so much work. Nothing sexual.......I don't like to get up before noon either.

www.retrainers.com

there's yer start

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 05:30 PM
I should start a school and charge people to teach them B.S .............Great Idea!!!!!!

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 05:30 PM
I should start a school and charge people to teach them B.S .............Great Idea!!!!!!

Bluecifer
04-09-2003, 05:32 PM
Curly's school for Astral Projection? How about Curly's school on conversing with your pets psychically?

Purity
04-09-2003, 05:32 PM
uh yeah. just pass the ****in course and then we'll talk

Curly Howard
04-09-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Purity
uh yeah. just pass the ****in course and then we'll talk

You're kind of sexy when your bossy

Valerie
04-10-2003, 01:10 AM
Valerie trying to Hijack my thread again

Just doing my part Curly :)

Purity
04-10-2003, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
You're kind of sexy when your bossy

well you DID say you liked your hair pulled.