View Full Version : A problem I am having...


VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 07:57 PM
My little sister's prom is comming up in may, on my birthday actually. May 14th is the date of the dance.

I have no problem with her going to the dance at all. I don;t even have a problem with her having a date.

The problem i do have is that her date is the same age as me if not older. Is a junior in college, and is driving over 4 hrs to take my little sister to prom.

NOW I know my sister and she isn;t the type to put out, BUT I know guys especially guys my age in college. I know for a fact that ANY mother ****er that drives 4 +hrs to take some girl to prom is doin it for some *****.

Not to mention that he is a hippie. To top that off he isn't even an honest hippie my sister believes he doesn't do drugs.

So he is a liar and trying to **** my little sister.

So my question is how do deal with this?

realkaps
04-08-2003, 08:00 PM
Kidnap him, hog tie him, put Duct tape over his mouth and leave him out in a field, otherwise your sister is ****ed, literally....

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 08:00 PM
Have a talk with him. Explain what will happen to him if he lays a hand on her.

LukeDothSucketh
04-08-2003, 08:02 PM
Shoot everyone

realkaps
04-08-2003, 08:03 PM
Does your sister look like a bird too? If so you dont have nothin to worry about.....

AgonYx0
04-08-2003, 08:04 PM
be there when he picks your sister up and tell him whats up, and so he knows your not playing tell him what time tro have your sister home, if he thinkjs your joking send him to prom with a black eye....

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Have a talk with him. Explain what will happen to him if he lays a hand on her.

AgonYx0
04-08-2003, 08:05 PM
NO KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LukeDothSucketh
04-08-2003, 08:06 PM
H'es obviouslly there for da shizzle

realkaps
04-08-2003, 08:06 PM
Yeah, you dont want her to end up pregnant in highschool, damn sluts......

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 08:07 PM
I already told my sister and my mother taht her date would most likely be goin to prom with no teeth.

my mother asked me why.

(This is the woman that used to creep up to my room when i had my g/f over to try and see if i was ****ing her. After she went home my mom would then creep up on me and say "ARE YOU ****ING HER? NOT IN THSIS ****ING HOUSE YOUR NOT!")

So I told her that he is my age and he is driving 4 hours, he is gonna try to **** my sister.

to which my mom replied "Well honey if you do have sex make sure he wears a condom."

to which i yelled (in the middle of a restaraunt) "WHAT THE **** (followed by previous story about my mom)!".

They would both be mad at me if i beat him up. I think its a risk i gotta take.

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 08:11 PM
I beat up my sisters boyfriend for smacking her. Threw a cynder block through his car windshield and stomped on his hand so that now he can't use it very well.......They are now married and have 3 kids....I never get invited over

realkaps
04-08-2003, 08:13 PM
"Why is Uncle Curly beating up daddy?":(

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 08:13 PM
LOL Curly you are a good man

HockeyFighter
04-08-2003, 08:20 PM
I have no advise

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 08:22 PM
Hippy

HockeyFighter
04-08-2003, 08:24 PM
I still have no advise. Some guys are cool, most are jerks. I'm one of the cool ones.

realkaps
04-08-2003, 08:25 PM
Hockey is the opposite, he has a girl 4 years younger than he is driving several hours to come have sex with him......

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 08:29 PM
HF is da man

HockeyFighter
04-08-2003, 08:29 PM
Her mom is driving her half way and I will meet her there.

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 09:08 PM
I'll take her.

HockeyFighter
04-08-2003, 09:21 PM
No

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 09:26 PM
no