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I stole these plans from a mountie.

yes, yes....and Pinochet is a democrat...

YAY Free doughnuts and health care!!!!!!

hockey is the new national sport for everybody.

I can't skate.

and I'll miss the "paella"!! I don't want maple siroup!!...

part 1.

1. Launch Canadian space station "Bombardier1" into orbit.
2. Use space station to electronically destroy the entire world's communication systems, with the exception of the CBC, CTV, Newsworld, YTV, CanWest Global, CityTV, MuchMusic, TVO, BBC Four, and Fox on Sundays at seven o'clock.

3. Broadcast own political agenda and propaganda on new worldwide station -- Can-O-Vision.

4. Broadcast "Heritage Moments" and "Hinterland" spots every 15 minutes.

5. Invite Peter Mansbridge to execute the turncoat traitor Peter Jennings. Show execution on live tv.

6. Kill the VJs and crew of MTV and feed their corpses to the VJs and crew of MuchMusic.

7. At the end of every broadcast day, force viewers to watch a montage of patriotic video images, as selected by the Generals and including several tyrannical subliminal messages of sublimation to Canadian World Domination. Failure to watch will result in electric shockage from the Ever-Vigilant & Omnipotent (EVO) space station "Bombardier1".

part 2.

1. Take highly-trained special forces "peacekeeping" troops and give them special weapons formulated in specially secret underground Canadian military laboratories.

2. Station troops at secret Canadian military bases along the 49th parallel. Put the troops of the bases in Windsor (Fort Auto), Medicine Hat (Fort McClung) and Squamish (Fort Fortress) on alert.

3. Send soldiers to make highly-militarized igloos along the Yukon-Alaskan border.

4. Instruct all soldiers to sing morale-defeating Stompin' Tom songs loud enough to be heard over the US-Canada border.

5. Activate secret underwater military bases off the coast of California (Base Bluenose), Continental Europe (Base I's-the-by) and Indonesia (Base Ogopogo).

6. Take troops at secret Arctic Circle base off "scientific mission" status and put on "prepare to invade" status.

7. Fax the Prime Minister and remind him/her to sever diplomatic ties with the world.

8. Parachute Canadian soldiers into specially selected target areas in Belgium, Ohio, Laos, and Rio. Tell inhabitants of the invaded regions that the soldiers are there to conduct a "Special Canadian Beer Survey".

9. Distribute free beer to those who question our increasing mobilization.

10. Gas up R.C.A.F. planes, and get our nuclear submarines warmed up

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4. Broadcast "Heritage Moments" and "Hinterland" spots every 15 minutes

Those things rule

Now that the regular season is over and the playoff series are set I wanted to know what team you all do not want to see win the cup this year the most.

I have to say for me it's Detroit. Mainly for the reason that they have been the most dominant team in the last 7 or 8 years. I'm sick of seeing Detroit as the NHL's team. Everything from being "hockey town" to having a spot on ESPN's, The season.

Detroit, Dallas, Toronto all suck ass

I obviously didn't write that

odiously not

I hate when I don't double check spell check

Toronto vs. Vancouver. WAR ON THE SHORE. Gilmour = 100 playoff points! DOUGIE! DOUGIE!

Um Vancouver is getting owned by St.Louis

I'm sorry no.

yes you are

Bertuzzi pwns

and that's it.

gentleman, lets get back to whats important.

Canada will rule the world

YAY Free health care

Won't be free for long... all the old people are clogging up the damn beds.

bastards