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Allison 04-07-2003, 04:42 PM We bought these Venus Fly Traps on Saturday. One for Tanner, one for me. I wanted to see mine close, so I cut up tiny pieces of prime rib and stuck them in the traps..So mine are all closed, and we sit them on the balcony.
Tanner's moronic plant still hasnt caught a thing.
Tanner proceeds to tell me how his is better than mine..
Tanner: Mine is so much cooler than yours. Mine has red traps and yours is boring green.
Me: Yes, and mine is full right now while yours is starving.
Tanner: Yeah, but your stupid plant is a carnivore.
Allison 04-07-2003, 04:43 PM Charles, do not respond to this.
Curly Howard 04-07-2003, 04:45 PM Tanner likes to have sex with Russian midgets
Bluecifer 04-07-2003, 04:45 PM *hehehehe* Kind of like in little shop of horrors! FEED ME SEYMOUR! FEED ME!
Mr. Beelzebub 04-07-2003, 04:45 PM I tought they were mexican
??
Bluecifer 04-07-2003, 04:46 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
Tanner likes to have sex with Russian midgets
Who doesn't?
Allison 04-07-2003, 04:47 PM Do you get it?
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 04:47 PM i have a sore foot.
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 04:47 PM Originally posted by Allison
Charles, do not respond to this. HAHAHAHHAHA
Oh kay
Tanner Rhoden 04-07-2003, 04:49 PM no
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 04:50 PM Tanner, you suck. Dont make me and Allison get into a head butting match to prove our love to you.
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 04:52 PM Tanner is pretty damn dumb
Tanner Rhoden 04-07-2003, 04:52 PM She would win
Allison 04-07-2003, 04:52 PM Ok, so it was a lame story. But did anyone get the humor in it?
Tanner Rhoden 04-07-2003, 04:53 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
Tanner is pretty damn dumb
Why am I dumb? Please, explain to the world.
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 04:54 PM your cooler than him?
Allison 04-07-2003, 04:54 PM :?!:
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 04:55 PM Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Why am I dumb? Please, explain to the world. Because youre a big do-do head
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 04:55 PM :(
Tanner Rhoden 04-07-2003, 04:55 PM **** off and die.
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 04:56 PM Me?
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 04:58 PM LogoBlake77: hold me
TannerBJJ: no
LogoBlake77: please?
LogoBlake77: oh god! I miss you so much...
TannerBJJ: no
LogoBlake77: why do you make me cry!!
TannerBJJ: no
LogoBlake77: you need to leave that whore and come home to me!!!!
TannerBJJ: no
LogoBlake77: fine, is this you beaking it off?
TannerBJJ: y..
LogoBlake77: y...?
TannerBJJ: no
LogoBlake77: No! oh i know that you love me...
LogoBlake77: hold me
TannerBJJ: Im glad we did this.
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 05:01 PM Tanner is so sweet...and dumb
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 05:02 PM yes.
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 05:03 PM In the words of Tanner...No.
I told you he was dumb a long time ago?!
The Golden Bear 04-07-2003, 05:05 PM Bzob! whats up?
I ake it back Allison, you are wrong, his plant is cooler that yours.
handjobs4dollars 04-07-2003, 05:23 PM I got a few weed buds growing in my basement and my plants are therefore better.
Wushu 04-07-2003, 05:38 PM Tanner's the ****, Allison's just jealous
Tanner Rhoden 04-07-2003, 05:51 PM no
handjobs4dollars 04-07-2003, 05:52 PM yes
Wushu 04-07-2003, 06:00 PM hi
Saroth Reach 04-07-2003, 06:12 PM Navy Boy
Fallout 04-07-2003, 07:25 PM :-|
HockeyFighter 04-07-2003, 07:29 PM I found the story humerous.
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