View Full Version : The worst movie I have seen in my life!


Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:10 PM
Is not only the worst is grotesque,bizarre use the worst adjectives and thats it. The name of this **** is Japón or in english Japan, the title has nothing to do with the movie its totally incoherent. Its a crippled man that wants to comitt suicide in one the ****tiest towns in México, so he wants a place to stay and theres an old woman at least 75 years old that accepts this man, then this sick man propose the old woman to have sexual relations and ****! the crippled guy appears naked with this old cunt damn it was so disgusting I had to turn. Its a shame that the movie wasnt made in the USA if not that guy would be sued.
Also its incredible how the main newspaper of France LeMonde qualifies this movie as "the most beautiful movie in the beginning of this century" Those french ****s are knuts! It also has a lot of awards from all over the world, incredible to qualify such piece of **** as art and worth to watch.:cuss:

Wushu
04-07-2003, 03:14 PM
Worst movie i've ever seen had to be Gummo

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 03:14 PM
I will scratch it off of the list

VulgarTheClown
04-07-2003, 03:14 PM
sounds like somethign my roomate would bring home form blockbuster

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:18 PM
I warn you that ****ty movie is disgusting, If I knew the mail from the guy that made this movie, I would send it to the Yakuza in Japan. Its really offensive that such piece of **** has the name of the country when it has nothing to do with it and also showing intercourse between a crippled guy and a really old cunt. some could say its art but I dont agree there most be limits.

Bluecifer
04-07-2003, 03:18 PM
I saw the secretary this weekend. It wasn't what I expected, the chick was one of those self carver chicks that cuts herself up,Matt would probably like it, but I'm kinda sqeamish about that stuff and had to turn away several times.

Aaron Bizarre
04-07-2003, 03:19 PM
thats some ****ed up **** write there. I guess you havent seen Jawbreaker yet.

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:22 PM
I have seen a lot of disgusting things the whole trauma videos but this is really the worst if you are unfortunate enough to watch this piece of **** you ll understand me.

that movie in one word disgust.

Bluecifer
04-07-2003, 03:22 PM
Yeah I have, I liked jawbreaker, for some reason that didn't freak me out. Jack ass the movie freaked me out too, especially the paper cut scene, that was ****ing horrific!!!!

Aaron Bizarre
04-07-2003, 03:25 PM
you should see Boxing Helena. nothing better about a Love movie about a millionaire surgeon and the armless,legless,verbally abusive woman you love in a box on your living room table.

Bluecifer
04-07-2003, 03:26 PM
I don't think I could watch that movie...

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:26 PM
Even b-movies have more content than Japón.

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 03:27 PM
I like B movies....The horror movies from the 60s and 70s are funny

Aaron Bizarre
04-07-2003, 03:28 PM
Probably.

Boxing Helena was written and directed by David Lynch's Daughter at 25 years old.

Aaron Bizarre
04-07-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I like B movies....The horror movies from the 60s and 70s are funny


the 70's are regarded as the best era for horror movies.

Whoremaster B
04-07-2003, 03:30 PM
You want Gross. Rent the X rated version of Caligula.

Malcom Mcdowells most twisted movie. Makes clockwork orange look like driving miss daisy.

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:30 PM
well at least b-movies are funny but the director of that movie deserves to die.

Aaron Bizarre
04-07-2003, 03:34 PM
LOL if its that bad maybe ill heed your word. sounds depressing as ****.

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
You want Gross. Rent the X rated version of Caligula.

Malcom Mcdowells most twisted movie. Makes clockwork orange look like driving miss daisy.


Japón would make the x rated version of caligula look like disney and friends. Talking seriously the director of that movie is sick for real nothing you could mention approaches the concept in wich we qualify a movie for international distribution.

Aaron Bizarre
04-07-2003, 03:37 PM
Jesus, you might have to seek a counsiler after seeing this movie.

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Suave
LOL if its that bad maybe ill heed your word. sounds depressing as ****.

I regret having watched that movie and you are completely right depressive as ****:cuss:

Leather
04-07-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
You want Gross. Rent the X rated version of Caligula.

Malcom Mcdowells most twisted movie. Makes clockwork orange look like driving miss daisy.

Great!! by Tinto Brass...the unfamous orgy is too freaky!!

but by far, the most bizarre and awful films I've seen (not totally) were "Guinea Pig" or "The Flower and the Flesh"...Ultra-gore with the most impressive FX I've never seen.....

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:44 PM
Leather if you see the movie Japón, those two you mentioned are fairy tales.

Leather
04-07-2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Piedra
Leather if you see the movie Japón, those two you mentioned are fairy tales.

mmmm....I must see this then...:devil

Piedra
04-07-2003, 03:49 PM
As aaron suave said after watching that movie counseling is needed.

Saroth Reach
04-07-2003, 03:54 PM
Dude's where's my car is the worst movie out there.