View Full Version : I just got poop on my finger again


Bzob
04-07-2003, 03:03 PM
Antother butt whipeing horror story. I was whipeing and got butt fudge on my thumb :(

Then I smelled it and it was the worst smell ever.

My Work bathroom once again smelles like Dead people and Lysol "Crisp Linnen":fart:

The Ensanity
04-07-2003, 03:04 PM
You dirty bastard

Wushu
04-07-2003, 03:05 PM
You're lucky Bzob...I hope that happens to me today.

Bluecifer
04-07-2003, 03:06 PM
You smelled it?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you wash your hands?

The Ensanity
04-07-2003, 03:07 PM
Brown keys?

Yuck.

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 03:08 PM
you should try the mummy wrap like women do. You know take and wrap like half a roll around your hand before you wipe.

Wushu
04-07-2003, 03:21 PM
I like the no toilet paper approach.

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 03:28 PM
Air dry

Bzob
04-07-2003, 03:49 PM
I folded it this time, It was a refold mishap..where I had a moutain of fudge and instead of just flushing it I got greedy and tried to fold the duke over so I had some clean paper showing, Durring the fold I got doo doo fingered.

I washed my hand after the smelling

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 03:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Bzob
04-07-2003, 03:53 PM
The mummy technique has my curiosity peaked..I can not wait to dookey later!

Mr. Beelzebub
04-07-2003, 03:54 PM
http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/eat%20****%20baby.jpg

Bzob
04-07-2003, 04:02 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMM POOP

seldomTap
04-07-2003, 07:40 PM
It is best to use as little paper as possible and not flush so everyone else can share in viewing your immense turd