View Full Version : JACKASS at Putiry's brew fest ( a new idea to the extraveganza!)


DOGGx0
04-07-2003, 02:32 PM
me and my other roomy, chris were talkin about tony's little "brew fest". and we were thinking since chris has a snowboard he never uses........ to use it at the brew fest!!!

Check it, we have a 2 story casa. The stairs are right in front of the front door. Its 1 flight of stairs (straight) holds about 15 stairs. The front door is a master door (double doors).

So, for this to take place and work out 100% with no/ minimal damage to the house... this is what has got to happen:

We need maaaad cardboard. We need to lay it over the stairs and against the walls to catch the board (if happens) from chaffing the wall. Open the master front door and clear the pathway. Also, move all cars from infront of the house so the person pulling the JACKASS stunt can go straight from upstairs in the house.... to outside, and hopefully try to make it in the middle of the street (atleast that is the goal).

I was thinking with 2 cameras.... we can get 2 angles of the JACKASS eating ****.

YAY or NAY?

Purity
04-07-2003, 02:34 PM
why don't you just use a skateboard?

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 02:35 PM
why don't you just break your leg now and save time

DOGGx0
04-07-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Purity
why don't you just use a skateboard?

skateboard would be too small. that would be a quick accident. the snowboard has more to balance on. besides.. his board is already all ****ed up.

Mr. Beelzebub
04-07-2003, 02:41 PM
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wuz up Dogg

DOGGx0
04-07-2003, 02:43 PM
hahahahahahaha. :lol3:

AgonYx0
04-07-2003, 02:44 PM
dogg you got issues

Bella
04-07-2003, 03:03 PM
Pics please.

Purity
04-07-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Purity
why don't you just use a skateboard?

a snowboard would involve you having to strap your feet in. which means that once someone eats ****, that thing goes flying with them and starts ****in up my walls.

i guarantee you that if someone eats **** on the skateboard that they'll send the board flying straight out the front door.

Fallout
04-07-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Purity
a snowboard would involve you having to strap your feet in. which means that once someone eats ****, that thing goes flying with them and starts ****in up my walls.

i guarantee you that if someone eats **** on the skateboard that they'll send the board flying straight out the front door.

Yeah, thats the biggest flaw with this plan........:?!:

handjobs4dollars
04-07-2003, 03:42 PM
The sad thing is they came up with this plan and weren't even drunk. The doctors are going to laugh at you guys so bad.

Curly Howard
04-07-2003, 03:42 PM
Move *****, get out the way
Get out the way *****, get out the way
Move *****, get out the way
Get out the way *****, get out the way

[Ludacris]
OH NO! The fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo...lights out
Get the **** back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
and I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya mother****in' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "Ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, Disturbin Tha Peace
It's not an illusion, we runnin tha streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and golddiggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? NO *****!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the **** outta my way
I'm D.U.I., hardly ever caught sober
and you about to get ran the **** over

[Chorus]

[Mystikal over second chorus]
*****! Watch out, watch out, watch out
*****! Watch out, watch out, watch out, move

Here I come, there I go
UH OH! Don't jump *****, move
You see them headlights? You hear that ****in' crowd?
Start that goddamn show, I'm comin' through
Hit the stage and knock the girlies down
I **** the crowd up - that's what I do
Young and successful - a sex symbol
The *****es want me to **** - true true
Hold up wait up, shorty
"Oh wazzzupp, get my dick sucked, what are yoouu doin'?"
Sidelinin' my ****in' bussiness
Tryin' to get my baby child support soon
Give me that truck and take that rental back
Who bought these ****in' T.V.'s and jewelry *****, tell me that?
No, I ain't bitter, I don't give a ****
But i'ma tell you like this *****
You better not walk in front of my tour bus

[Chorus]

[I-20 over second chorus]
Bring it, get 'em

Too bad I'm on the right track
Beef, got the right mack
Hit the trunk, grab the pump pump, I'll be right back
We buyin' bars out, showin' scars out
We heard there's hoes out, so we brought the cars out
Grab the pills cuz we poppin tonight,
Beat the **** outta security for stoppin' tha fight
I got a fifth of the remy, **** the Belve and 'cris
I'm sellin' **** up in the club like I work in the *****
**** the dress codes, it's street clothes, we all street *****z
We on the dance floor, throwin' bows, beatin' up *****z
I'm from the D.E.C., tryin' to disrespect D.T.P.
And watch the bottles start flyin' from the V.I.P.
**** this rap ****, we clap *****, two in your body
Grab ya four, start a fight dog, ruin the party
So move *****, get out the way hoe
All you ****** mother****ers make way for 2-0
So...

Purity
04-07-2003, 05:07 PM
now that i think about it....

i'd be down to do it on a snowboard. if we can build a little launch right outside the front door then i'll do it

realkaps
04-07-2003, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
why don't you just break your leg now and save time

Curly is correct.....

DOGGx0
04-07-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Purity
now that i think about it....

i'd be down to do it on a snowboard. if we can build a little launch right outside the front door then i'll do it

its sooo ****ing on!111

ruffneck119
04-07-2003, 06:42 PM
So when is this going to happen?

Purity
04-07-2003, 07:45 PM
i'm thinking mid-mayish

Fallout
04-07-2003, 08:04 PM
Does anyone remember a story posted on here a month ago about kids trying to throw a shovel thru the open windows of a moving truck?

I see we have found the american version of thoses twits

handjobs4dollars
04-07-2003, 08:09 PM
only americans?

realkaps
04-07-2003, 08:21 PM
I can save you guys the time and throw you down the steps if you want......

The Golden Bear
04-07-2003, 08:22 PM
**** YUO!!!

realkaps
04-07-2003, 08:25 PM
I thought it was FCUK YUO!!

The Golden Bear
04-07-2003, 08:26 PM
**** YUO!

realkaps
04-07-2003, 08:27 PM
No FCUK YUO!!!

ruffneck119
04-08-2003, 04:49 AM
I can't wait dude!

If you guys don't hate me by then I will be there :)

FCUK...