View Full Version : My accountant just told me i should be in jail
Purity 04-07-2003, 12:29 PM the nerve of this ****ing guy! i HATE using new services.
"tony, how do you consider SNOWBOARDING a business expense?"
"i took potential clients."
"over 30 trips in 2002?"
"well.....yeah! you gotta do whatcha gotta do!"
"how can one claim a loss on their business 4 years straight?"
"**** happens Al."
"meals and entertainment are over $15,000 tony. you've got $150 bar tabs and $3 lunches at taco bell. what am i supposed to do with this?"
i ****ing hate this *****. grab some balls ***** boy!!! now he's saying **** like me having to owe over $12,000 in taxes. **** YOU!!!
The Ensanity 04-07-2003, 12:34 PM "**** happens" hahaahhhahhaaha
GhosT^x0 04-07-2003, 12:35 PM Tell him I'm gonna come down there and smear his ****ing face into every single receipt you've provided him, slip by ****ing slip, until he's convinced that these are negotiable business expenses.
And if that doesn't work, just let him know there's a disgruntled kickboxer in the lobby waiting to kick his ****ing face through the back of his skull.
Is that suppose to scare him Ghost?
GhosT^x0 04-07-2003, 12:54 PM Yes, ****, it is.
Aaron Bizarre 04-07-2003, 01:35 PM "how can one claim a loss on their business 4 years straight?"
"**** happens Al."
LOL.
Purity 04-07-2003, 01:40 PM year 1: business startups are slow
year 2: 9-11
year 3: the economy
year 4: the war?
AgonYx0 04-07-2003, 02:09 PM he's just being a nice guy not need for ass kickings
Bella 04-07-2003, 02:27 PM LMAO@Tony
I want to hit you.
wondermut 04-07-2003, 02:47 PM Originally posted by Bella
LMAO@Tony
I want to hit you.
And i want to hit you. :)
seldomTap 04-07-2003, 07:04 PM Taxes are wrong anyway...why pay excessive taxes to fund illegal immigrants, alcoholics who can't be bothered getting jobs and the freeaken elderley?
Do an Al Capone and skip those taxes mate
Bluecifer 04-07-2003, 07:24 PM Do you guys get many illegal immigrants in Australia?
seldomTap 04-07-2003, 07:35 PM ****loads. remember we are close to South East Asia and the middle east also. It amazing how well an apple cart can float across the ocean
handjobs4dollars 04-07-2003, 07:36 PM Beat the **** out of your accountant and go to jail for a real reason.
Bluecifer 04-07-2003, 07:46 PM Originally posted by seldomTap
****loads. remember we are close to South East Asia and the middle east also. It amazing how well an apple cart can float across the ocean
Wow! I didn't know that. What's that like?
handjobs4dollars 04-07-2003, 07:57 PM you should see how many canada gets.
The Jake 04-08-2003, 04:36 AM I think your accountant lacks testicular fortitude Purity.
He's asking the wrong questions.
I shouldn't be asking what the **** are you doing, what he should be doing is asking you HOW you can make them into legitimate business deductions.
Find a new accountant.
Failing that, go with Ghost's suggestion.
- The Jake
ruffneck119 04-08-2003, 04:40 AM That's some **** right there.
Who did you go to before him?
VulgarTheClown 04-08-2003, 01:01 PM Purity thats some crazy **** man.
but isn't that what he is sapposed to do?
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