I try and give this tool the benefit of the doubt and see if he is a funny focker. Survey says:

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

He likes posting pics of bunnies and just copies photos.

I thought he would make me laugh at least once in the past two months but he hasn't.

Boy, this site must've reeked when I stopped posting here if he is the guy you voted funniest.

*yawn* :-|

Curly is funny....

Funny looking but not funny in the yuck yuck sense like moi.

Bobblehead, You and I r finally in agreement that Curly is a yawner. About time your mental capacity came even remotely close to mine.

http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/juice.jpg

Originally posted by Money
I try and give this tool the benefit of the doubt and see if he is a funny focker. Survey says:

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

He likes posting pics of bunnies and just copies photos.

I thought he would make me laugh at least once in the past two months but he hasn't.

Boy, this site must've reeked when I stopped posting here if he is the guy you voted funniest.
http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/positive/****inggreat.jpg

You finally growing some balls and calling me out? Wow it only took you what 2 months? I can't believe you are still whining over that. I'm not going to waste my time ripping on you because you will either act like you didn't see it or your come back will be to either misspell my name or a gay joke. Just keep telling yourself that you're funny and a successful business man because you're the only one who believes it. I feel sorry for you.
Anyone who would carry on over something like this is probably a real looser in life. Just keep working hard and one day you will make assistant manager at Burger King and you can move out of that roach infested apartment and get yourself a mobile home.

http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/bottle_0wned.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS THE BEST. **** you money!

YAY for Curly..........be he still sucks for not posting at hockeyfights.com

I just go there to look at the pictures

When are you going to get your seat belt fixed?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Money = Curly's *****! I predict he'll leave now because he's "gotta go do some stand-up comedy" just like every other time he get's owned! HAHAHAHAHA!

Only Justin can save my seatbelt.

curly is 8 times cooler than money.

Money
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Money getting owned yeah this is new.

money gettinng owned is like my daily dump, happens about every day, sometimes twice

Thats a funny owned pic Bub......

RAMPAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!1

I gave a friend Bleech once when he was really wasted it was funny ****

Funny ****, how Curly has his Circle Jerk Friends like Booger the Clowned, Christo**** GayAss, Seman, BGay all Bookakee into his right eye.

Curly you are the least deserving member of Global.

Typical Curly conversation:

Hey Hockeyfighter, are you on?

HF: yeah, with my pants around my ankles waiting for you

CH: We won't use vaseline again.

HF: That's the only way to go. Should i call Gman to join us?

CH: You think like I do. The more the merrier!


Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WOW Money you have out done your self, That is even less funny that usual! Keep up the good work

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
WOW Money you have out done your self, That is even less funny that usual! Keep up the good work

http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/owned3.jpg

Oh no, I am so hurt. I think I will go put a knife in my throat...I'm gonna cry. Money is so mean.

Originally posted by Money
Funny ****, how Curly has his Circle Jerk Friends like Booger the Clowned, Christo**** GayAss, Seman, BGay all Bookakee into his right eye.

Curly you are the least deserving member of Global.

Typical Curly conversation:

Hey Hockeyfighter, are you on?

HF: yeah, with my pants around my ankles waiting for you

CH: We won't use vaseline again.

HF: That's the only way to go. Should i call Gman to join us?

CH: You think like I do. The more the merrier!


Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Just like I said you would do.Misspelled nicknames and gay jokes.
Why do you try to flame? You suck at it. BTW we do use vaseline.
Now run along little man. I grow bored with you.


Money: Looks like it's just you and me again
Money: Yeah alone again
Money: you are the best
Money: no you're the best
Money: I want to die but I am a coward

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Just like I said you would do.Misspelled nicknames and gay jokes.
Why do you try to flame? You suck at it. BTW we do use vaseline.
Now run along little man. I grow bored with you.


Money: Looks like it's just you and me again
Money: Yeah alone again
Money: you are the best
Money: no you're the best
Money: I want to die but I am a coward

NO I'm the best!!!!!!!!

Bukakeed!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Money: you are the best
Money: no you're the best
Money: I want to die but I am a coward

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!11

It's so easy to **** on Money's face.

Money left, Why am I not surprised?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/owned3.jpg

HAHAHAHAHAHA that pic is great.

Originally posted by Money
NO I'm the best!!!!!!!!

Bukakeed!!!!!!!!

If it was a giving blowjob's contest maybe.

Originally posted by gman
If it was a giving blowjob's contest maybe.

Trying typing in Canadian before you try learning English!

**** you Money, I am going to kill you.

LukeDothsuckethGman'stwoinchpenis:

No canadian is going to kill me. I will kill myself before I disgrace myself by getting knocked off by a Canuck!

Originally posted by Money
LukeDothsuckethGman'stwoinchpenis:

No canadian is going to kill me. I will kill myself before I disgrace myself by getting knocked off by a Canuck!

http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/comedypolice.jpg

Bobblehead. Secret to Success: DOn't take advice from someone who is not successful.

So I am told by many powerful people in comedy that I am the future of comedy and yet you a paint mixer at the Home Depot tells me that I am not funny.

Hmm, do I believe the industry or do I believe a future unemployed lowskill worker.

I think I will go with A. But thanks for playing.

Money, Money, Money...always the same lame ****ing comebacks. Since we live fairly close to each other, why don't you tell me in which club are you going to be performing?, so I can finally be amused by the future of comedy. And, BTW I can't wait for you're new website...

http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/bs.gif

Money- you know i bash all by myself and do not choose sides... but bro, you have just been owned. your jokes are not funny anymore. you seriously need some new material. do you see me starting the same threads i was a year ago? (ie: "Attn. OT: (message: you are owned. get the **** outta my thread) )

no. i might mix it up with other material, but do not come off with the same **** over and over. that is why you are getting bored and tiresome. maybe you just need a break from the internet to recollect your thoughts and ****. i dunno. just food for thought.

you seriously have been getting winded with everyone's comebacks. i will admit.. you USED to be able to flame and talk ****... and you were even a little funny here and there. It was cool when people hated you and you made fun of them. ****, i was the same way. but now... your gimmic is old... VERY old. I don't jump boat and take sides... but like Curly said.... you resort back to how much money you have, when in all respects mean nothing when you can't let everyone in on what it is you do. maybe you are ashamed. most people (99%) go out of their way to tell everyone about their bussiness.. ya know being a bussiness owner means no $$$$ if there is no sale. Sales only come from someone selling and marketing. a bussiness owner does'nt keep in the closet about what he does, coz if he did.. he would have NO business, unless its slanging crack. are you a crack dealer? i know you are not a comdian, coz if you were.. you would have new material... i mean atleast sometimes, but you don't. its the name changing. its the mispellings, the "i have alot of money", yet you are on the internet all day everyday. I guess that is your gimmic.. your internet persona... right? you play this person who is a millionaire, yet has no money and sits on the internet all the time.. with this "talent" for comedy.. which goes clear that you have none. it is the same **** everytime. EVERYTIME! change it up a little.

i am guessing you will keep it up coz i made this long ass post to you, and painting a clear picture for everyone who reads the latest stupidity comming from your direction. i guess i can just hope that you will return and comeback at me with something for the better. don't hurt my eyes with that bull**** anymore, about how you own this and that and you are the funniest. coz the people you talk **** on and refer back to yourself as being funny... it is'nt.. your "victims" are actually mroe funnier than you when they point out your stupididy.

its like a rap battle. you have to try to pin point **** on them to make them look stupid. the mama jokes and name calling is for kiddies. release something brutal mr. comedy. its what people like to hear, its what sells, its what makes a smile. name calling and all that crap is what makes children giggle. step it up a kotch, bub. you are behind the times.. you are dealing with the big boys now.

(i am expecting a REPEATED midget joke comeback for that last sentence............ i just hope its good)

You're short.

I'm a loser with no money that sits infront of a computer and posts all day when I am not at school or sleeping.

luke- i guess that may have been funny. only in retrospect of the whole situation and to show how stupid one can look when saying the same **** i have heard in about 1,000,000 other posts.

hey, hockey.... atleast you are honest. if that is all you got... atleast you got something. honesty classifies you as a man. i guess thats all you need.

Money's mom was at my house last night. She wanted to watch '8 Mile' but she had to settle for 8 inches

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Money- you know i bash all by myself and do not choose sides... but bro, you have just been owned. your jokes are not funny anymore. you seriously need some new material. do you see me starting the same threads i was a year ago? (ie: "Attn. OT: (message: you are owned. get the **** outta my thread) )

no. i might mix it up with other material, but do not come off with the same **** over and over. that is why you are getting bored and tiresome. maybe you just need a break from the internet to recollect your thoughts and ****. i dunno. just food for thought.

you seriously have been getting winded with everyone's comebacks. i will admit.. you USED to be able to flame and talk ****... and you were even a little funny here and there. It was cool when people hated you and you made fun of them. ****, i was the same way. but now... your gimmic is old... VERY old. I don't jump boat and take sides... but like Curly said.... you resort back to how much money you have, when in all respects mean nothing when you can't let everyone in on what it is you do. maybe you are ashamed. most people (99%) go out of their way to tell everyone about their bussiness.. ya know being a bussiness owner means no $$$$ if there is no sale. Sales only come from someone selling and marketing. a bussiness owner does'nt keep in the closet about what he does, coz if he did.. he would have NO business, unless its slanging crack. are you a crack dealer? i know you are not a comdian, coz if you were.. you would have new material... i mean atleast sometimes, but you don't. its the name changing. its the mispellings, the "i have alot of money", yet you are on the internet all day everyday. I guess that is your gimmic.. your internet persona... right? you play this person who is a millionaire, yet has no money and sits on the internet all the time.. with this "talent" for comedy.. which goes clear that you have none. it is the same **** everytime. EVERYTIME! change it up a little.

i am guessing you will keep it up coz i made this long ass post to you, and painting a clear picture for everyone who reads the latest stupidity comming from your direction. i guess i can just hope that you will return and comeback at me with something for the better. don't hurt my eyes with that bull**** anymore, about how you own this and that and you are the funniest. coz the people you talk **** on and refer back to yourself as being funny... it is'nt.. your "victims" are actually mroe funnier than you when they point out your stupididy.

its like a rap battle. you have to try to pin point **** on them to make them look stupid. the mama jokes and name calling is for kiddies. release something brutal mr. comedy. its what people like to hear, its what sells, its what makes a smile. name calling and all that crap is what makes children giggle. step it up a kotch, bub. you are behind the times.. you are dealing with the big boys now.

(i am expecting a REPEATED midget joke comeback for that last sentence............ i just hope its good)


The above is all fine and dandy but all I want to know is when my free tshirt is coming here?

LOL. I am glad you have kept you Ownage to one thread for the last couple of days. I was tired of seeing you get Bukakied on 7 threads at the same time

Funny how Doog told it like it is, and his comeback was where is my free t-shirt?

It has always been fun to flame this closet homo, but now it is becoming a very sad sight to see you struugle like this Money boy. I think you should take some time off "your business" and the "comedy scene" and try to relax and come up with new material, because to be quite honest everyday is the same scenario: everybody rips you a new ******* and your one and only comeback is mispelling names or calling people losers. It's like watching a retarded kid getting his ass kicked by an entire football team; Cruel as ****, but ****ing hilarious.

Go ahead Money boy turn around and walk away...walk away into the sunset **hulk theme playing in the background**

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Funny how Doog told it like it is, and his comeback was where is my free t-shirt?

It has always been fun to flame this closet homo, but now it is becoming a very sad sight to see you struugle like this Money boy. I think you should take some time off "your business" and the "comedy scene" and try to relax and come up with new material, because to be quite honest everyday is the same scenario: everybody rips you a new ******* and your one and only comeback is mispelling names or calling people losers. It's like watching a retarded kid getting his ass kicked by an entire football team; Cruel as ****, but ****ing hilarious.

Go ahead Money boy turn around and walk away...walk away into the sunset **hulk theme playing in the background**

Look Mrs. Butterworth:

anyone who uses a pro wrestling analogy such as yourself pretty much still lives at home with his parents, gets an allowance of $10 a week and went to his senior prom with his sister (and probably didn't even get any). Nuff said.

Money aka Ivy league educated in a forum of high school dropouts

P.S. who's Doog? it's Doogie Howser MD?

P.P.S. BTW, I think you know about getting your ass ****ed by the entire football team or is that your subconscious fantasy.

Bukakeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Money- you know i bash all by myself and do not choose sides... but bro, you have just been owned. your jokes are not funny anymore. you seriously need some new material. do you see me starting the same threads i was a year ago? (ie: "Attn. OT: (message: you are owned. get the **** outta my thread) )

no. i might mix it up with other material, but do not come off with the same **** over and over. that is why you are getting bored and tiresome. maybe you just need a break from the internet to recollect your thoughts and ****. i dunno. just food for thought.

you seriously have been getting winded with everyone's comebacks. i will admit.. you USED to be able to flame and talk ****... and you were even a little funny here and there. It was cool when people hated you and you made fun of them. ****, i was the same way. but now... your gimmic is old... VERY old. I don't jump boat and take sides... but like Curly said.... you resort back to how much money you have, when in all respects mean nothing when you can't let everyone in on what it is you do. maybe you are ashamed. most people (99%) go out of their way to tell everyone about their bussiness.. ya know being a bussiness owner means no $$$$ if there is no sale. Sales only come from someone selling and marketing. a bussiness owner does'nt keep in the closet about what he does, coz if he did.. he would have NO business, unless its slanging crack. are you a crack dealer? i know you are not a comdian, coz if you were.. you would have new material... i mean atleast sometimes, but you don't. its the name changing. its the mispellings, the "i have alot of money", yet you are on the internet all day everyday. I guess that is your gimmic.. your internet persona... right? you play this person who is a millionaire, yet has no money and sits on the internet all the time.. with this "talent" for comedy.. which goes clear that you have none. it is the same **** everytime. EVERYTIME! change it up a little.

i am guessing you will keep it up coz i made this long ass post to you, and painting a clear picture for everyone who reads the latest stupidity comming from your direction. i guess i can just hope that you will return and comeback at me with something for the better. don't hurt my eyes with that bull**** anymore, about how you own this and that and you are the funniest. coz the people you talk **** on and refer back to yourself as being funny... it is'nt.. your "victims" are actually mroe funnier than you when they point out your stupididy.

its like a rap battle. you have to try to pin point **** on them to make them look stupid. the mama jokes and name calling is for kiddies. release something brutal mr. comedy. its what people like to hear, its what sells, its what makes a smile. name calling and all that crap is what makes children giggle. step it up a kotch, bub. you are behind the times.. you are dealing with the big boys now.

(i am expecting a REPEATED midget joke comeback for that last sentence............ i just hope its good)



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!..... Bullseye.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Money, Money, Money...always the same lame ****ing comebacks. Since we live fairly close to each other, why don't you tell me in which club are you going to be performing?, so I can finally be amused by the future of comedy. And, BTW I can't wait for you're new website...

I'm sorry but my jokes don't appeal to gay MMA's fans such as yourself. My jokes appeal to hot blondes who want devastatingly handsome comics telling jokes that make them wet!

Maybe try Ellen Degeneres.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Money- you know i bash all by myself and do not choose sides... but bro, you have just been owned. your jokes are not funny anymore. you seriously need some new material. do you see me starting the same threads i was a year ago? (ie: "Attn. OT: (message: you are owned. get the **** outta my thread) )

no. i might mix it up with other material, but do not come off with the same **** over and over. that is why you are getting bored and tiresome. maybe you just need a break from the internet to recollect your thoughts and ****. i dunno. just food for thought.

you seriously have been getting winded with everyone's comebacks. i will admit.. you USED to be able to flame and talk ****... and you were even a little funny here and there. It was cool when people hated you and you made fun of them. ****, i was the same way. but now... your gimmic is old... VERY old. I don't jump boat and take sides... but like Curly said.... you resort back to how much money you have, when in all respects mean nothing when you can't let everyone in on what it is you do. maybe you are ashamed. most people (99%) go out of their way to tell everyone about their bussiness.. ya know being a bussiness owner means no $$$$ if there is no sale. Sales only come from someone selling and marketing. a bussiness owner does'nt keep in the closet about what he does, coz if he did.. he would have NO business, unless its slanging crack. are you a crack dealer? i know you are not a comdian, coz if you were.. you would have new material... i mean atleast sometimes, but you don't. its the name changing. its the mispellings, the "i have alot of money", yet you are on the internet all day everyday. I guess that is your gimmic.. your internet persona... right? you play this person who is a millionaire, yet has no money and sits on the internet all the time.. with this "talent" for comedy.. which goes clear that you have none. it is the same **** everytime. EVERYTIME! change it up a little.

i am guessing you will keep it up coz i made this long ass post to you, and painting a clear picture for everyone who reads the latest stupidity comming from your direction. i guess i can just hope that you will return and comeback at me with something for the better. don't hurt my eyes with that bull**** anymore, about how you own this and that and you are the funniest. coz the people you talk **** on and refer back to yourself as being funny... it is'nt.. your "victims" are actually mroe funnier than you when they point out your stupididy.

its like a rap battle. you have to try to pin point **** on them to make them look stupid. the mama jokes and name calling is for kiddies. release something brutal mr. comedy. its what people like to hear, its what sells, its what makes a smile. name calling and all that crap is what makes children giggle. step it up a kotch, bub. you are behind the times.. you are dealing with the big boys now.

(i am expecting a REPEATED midget joke comeback for that last sentence............ i just hope its good)

My jokes are for upper middle class whites. The core of the audience for comedy clubs. Therefore, making you or any of the future people to be profiled on AMerica's most Wanted doesn't appeal to me.

Poor Money, you don't have to try to sell all these lies and fantasies, we'll accept you for the loser you really are....come on now, come clean... you'll feel better, letting go of the lies will feel like a load of weight off your chest.....you live with your mom and work at burgerking...just say it.......you'll feel so much better...

Originally posted by Money
I'm sorry but my jokes don't appeal to gay MMA's fans such as yourself. My jokes appeal to hot blondes who want devastatingly handsome comics telling jokes that make them wet!

Maybe try Ellen Degeneres.

Mr. Business man and future of comedy doesn't want to advertise his business nor his wonderful act. C'mon Money, how can you expect anyone to believe your third grader stories if you can't back them up.

Just by reading all your stupid posts I can assume the kind of loser that you really are: You were probably sexually molested and physically assaulted by your daddy, that would explain all your homosexual and ass raping remarks. All those years of being abused by your parents resulted in the ****ing loser that you are today. But somehow you subconscious mind has created this internet persona that owns a business and is a comedy genious to obscure and hide the real you, a broke ass, sexually abused, incredibly shy and delirious white trash from jersey.

P.S I don't know what you meant by "pro-wrestling" remarks, I need you to elaborate on that, *****. Pronto

Originally posted by Money
My jokes are for upper middle class whites. The core of the audience for comedy clubs. Therefore, making you or any of the future people to be profiled on AMerica's most Wanted doesn't appeal to me.

it took you 2 different occassions to quote me to make a point? well hey, i can't *****... i am the one who suggested that you collect your thoughts.

Your jokes are weak and unstabble bro. Upper middle class whites? so you are a limited comedian? limted to audience? you can't make everyone laugh is what you are saying? so you are more like one of those guys who does stand up comedy on comedy central... that is NOT funny. Most white comedians are'nt... no offense, coz there are some that are. The ones with the stale jokes like yours are the ones I change. I guess it does'nt appeal to me. Or much of anybody. And from your statement I will assume that out of a crowd, you can only make 5 outta 100 people laugh. that is way more depressing as you keeping up this gimmic that you are the funniest ever. don't ever let your guard down, money. You just made a statement that erases all the other **** you preach.....

you are not funny.

i don't mean to keep diggin into you, but cmon bro... CLEVERNESS is a trait you might want to aquire.

And about that free shirt...
Here is the unltimatum: you tell 1 funny joke. whether it is in this thread... in a new thread.. something. just as long as you can have just a few people laugh.. the shirt is yours. otherwise, you will prove your unworthiness.

Lets here it.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
it took you 2 different occassions to quote me to make a point? well hey, i can't *****... i am the one who suggested that you collect your thoughts.

Your jokes are weak and unstabble bro. Upper middle class whites? so you are a limited comedian? limted to audience? you can't make everyone laugh is what you are saying? so you are more like one of those guys who does stand up comedy on comedy central... that is NOT funny. Most white comedians are'nt... no offense, coz there are some that are. The ones with the stale jokes like yours are the ones I change. I guess it does'nt appeal to me. Or much of anybody. And from your statement I will assume that out of a crowd, you can only make 5 outta 100 people laugh. that is way more depressing as you keeping up this gimmic that you are the funniest ever. don't ever let your guard down, money. You just made a statement that erases all the other **** you preach.....

you are not funny.

i don't mean to keep diggin into you, but cmon bro... CLEVERNESS is a trait you might want to aquire.

And about that free shirt...
Here is the unltimatum: you tell 1 funny joke. whether it is in this thread... in a new thread.. something. just as long as you can have just a few people laugh.. the shirt is yours. otherwise, you will prove your unworthiness.

Lets here it.

How about this one. A dog and a midget enter a bar. Then Dogg enters. The bartender goes: "No freaks allowed!" So Dogg leaves
Bahahahahahahahaha.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send my tshirt now!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Mr. Business man and future of comedy doesn't want to advertise his business nor his wonderful act. C'mon Money, how can you expect anyone to believe your third grader stories if you can't back them up.

Just by reading all your stupid posts I can assume the kind of loser that you really are: You were probably sexually molested and physically assaulted by your daddy, that would explain all your homosexual and ass raping remarks. All those years of being abused by your parents resulted in the ****ing loser that you are today. But somehow you subconscious mind has created this internet persona that owns a business and is a comedy genious to obscure and hide the real you, a broke ass, sexually abused, incredibly shy and delirious white trash from jersey.

P.S I don't know what you meant by "pro-wrestling" remarks, I need you to elaborate on that, *****. Pronto

The hulk theme music. Nimrod!

Originally posted by Money
The hulk theme music. Nimrod!

?!? The hulk "The Series" theme music, as in Bruce Banner walking away at the end of the show with the sad good bye music, ****ing moron.

hahhahahaha

Originally posted by Money
How about this one. A dog and a midget enter a bar. Then Dogg enters. The bartender goes: "No freaks allowed!" So Dogg leaves
Bahahahahahahahaha.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send my tshirt now!!!!!!!!!!

seriously.. if you thought that was funny.... it was....




for a 9 year old in 3rd grade.




middle upper class white people would'nt ****in crack a grin with that material.
try again, stupid.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
seriously.. if you thought that was funny.... it was....




for a 9 year old in 3rd grade.




middle upper class white people would'nt ****in crack a grin with that material.
try again, stupid.

HOw about this one:

How do you know when an Asian has moved into a hispanic neighborhood?

Even the mexicans get car insurance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Money
HOw about this one:

How do you know when an Asian has moved into a hispanic neighborhood?

Even the mexicans get car insurance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!

the only part of that joke that had me laughing was "BOOYAH". i would send you a shirt for that, but i asked for a funny joke, not a funny statement after the joke. haha. try again buddy. you are getting better though..... keep up the good work!