.......................... the Limey cunt in my avy.


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Is he a top-tier Limey in your opinion? Is he someone you would want to run into in the 'boozer'?

I'd love to discuss the workings of life over a cold pint with ol' Bert, darling.

Glad to hear that, Laddie. Do you think The Hoff would rate him a cunt licker?

Glad to hear that, Laddie. Do you think The Hoff would rate him a cunt licker?

He'd be a fool not to.

He makes Shanus look like Smokin' in the cunt licking department.

.......................... the Limey cunt in my avy.


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Is he a top-tier Limey in your opinion? Is he someone you would want to run into in the 'boozer'?

He beats the **** out of Ghandi, thats for cunting sure.

He beats the **** out of Ghandi, thats for cunting sure.

You better believe that! Russell was a pacifist only in isolated moments of excessive sentimentality. At other times he was other things.

You better believe that! Russell was a pacifist only in isolated moments of excessive sentimentality. At other times he was other things.

that just sent my brain in the wrong direction

Bumped for Jambo. The "Limey cunt" in my avi at the time was the selfsame who now resides in yours. So how do you regard him?

Still sending my brain in the wrong direction.

Look at that post then look at this one, Capital letters and full stops!

I'm on a roll.

Bumped for Jambo. The "Limey cunt" in my avi at the time was the selfsame who now resides in yours. So how do you regard him?

He's a sexy bum boy for sure. I think he should go back in yer avi kayjay. We can all be in the b. russ crew.

Still sending my brain in the wrong direction.

Look at that post then look at this one, Capital letters and full stops!

I'm on a roll.

You've come a long way, azza. I'm proud of you.


He's a sexy bum boy for sure. I think he should go back in yer avi kayjay. We can all be in the b. russ crew.

Consider it done. Smokin Joe can take a break from my avatar.

I once had ol'Berty in the back of my cab.

I once had ol'Berty in the back of my cab.

Do tell....

Come on Bobby, I wanna hear this story.

CLIVE:
How you doing 4105?
DEREK:
(belches) What? (belches again)
CLIVE:
I said, "How you doing 1045?"
DEREK:
Oh, not so bad 305-stroke-Z.
CLIVE:
No, 'cause I had, er ..... I've had a ****ing terrible day.
DEREK:
Yeah?
CLIVE:
I had, er, you know that, er, that, er, what's he called? - that philosopher?
DEREK:
Philosopher?
CLIVE:
Er, philosopher, yeah.
DEREK:
Errr .....
CLIVE:
The one who knows words and everything like that.
DEREK:
What, er, Des O'Connor?
CLIVE:
No, not Des. No, Des .....
DEREK:
No.
CLIVE:
Des is clever but he's, he's not quite as reputed to be as clever as this, erm .....
DEREK:
Other bloke.
CLIVE:
RUSSELL! Russell!
DEREK:
Oh, Jane Russell!
CLIVE:
No, Bertrand - Bertrand Russell.
DEREK:
Bertrand Ru-, Oh, BERTRAND RUSSELL!!
CLIVE:
I had ****ing Bertrand Russell in the back of my cab.
DEREK:
Yeah, mmm, yeah .....
CLIVE:
I looked round, you know, I recognised him and I said, "Hallo Bertie."
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
And, you know, he, he was a bit surprised 'cause, you know, he's not used to .....
DEREK:
Pissed out of his head, wasn't he? ****ing hell.
CLIVE:
Yeah, pissed out of his ****ing head.
DEREK:
Cunt.
CLIVE:
****ing dwarf .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
Wide-headed cunt .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
So I said, "'ere, Bertie, you've written the history of the ****ing Western World, .....
DEREK:
Right.
CLIVE:
..... what's the ****ing answer?"
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
He looked round, didn't ****ing know.
DEREK:
Probably farted, didn't he?
CLIVE:
He farted .....
DEREK:
Knowing him, mate, you know.
CLIVE:
He farted twice, he clouded up the windscreen.
DEREK:
Yeah, right.
CLIVE:
And, er, I said, "Look, Bertie, Bertie, Bertie, .....
DEREK:
Yeah, right, right.
CLIVE:
..... get out-, GET OUT THE CAB!"
DEREK:
Right.
CLIVE:
"GET OUT THE CAB!"
DEREK:
Right, right.
CLIVE:
Yeah, I always use those words when I've got some cunt and .....
DEREK:
And you want to get him out the cab.
CLIVE:
Yeah, I said, "GET OUT THE CAB!"
DEREK:
"GET OUT THE CAB!"
CLIVE:
He said, he said, "What is the meaning of getting out the cab?" I said, "There's no ****ing meaning, it just means 'get out the cab'." And he went into some philosophical argument .....
DEREK:
Oh, ****.
CLIVE:
..... about whether getting out the cab was getting the same as in the cab .....
DEREK:
In this .....
CLIVE:
All that crap, I thought, "**** it."
DEREK:
Yeah, ****ing dualistic world crap.
CLIVE:
And, er, you know ..... know what I got for a tip?
DEREK:
What?
CLIVE:
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
DEREK:
I suppose that was his philosophical joke.

He has a teapot in the sky. I don't know why he'd want a teapot to be in the sky.

How about an electric kettle in the sky? it could provide water and heat to plants ( as long as it was kept plugged in )

**** the sun.

How about an electric kettle in the sky? it could provide water and heat to plants ( as long as it was kept plugged in )

**** the sun.

The sun is overated.

Who is that ponce when he is at home?

Who is that ponce when he is at home?

He is Sebastian Barry Apricot, founder of Slutty Housewives magazine.

Who is that ponce when he is at home?

Red K.......