Tis a sad day my bum boys. Bigpoppa has banned The Hoff. That's right fellas, he's a gonner. So in his own words, lets hear his final goodbye:

And now, the end is here
And so I face my final post count
My fellow limey, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm uncertain
I've lived a life that's full
I’ve bummed each and every guy who’s gay
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I’ve owned, pwned and lolled without exemption
I’ve scammed, created alts and done it all the sly way
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, laddie I'm sure you knew
When I swallowed too much of your love goo
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

I've sucked, I've bent over and spread em wide
I've had my fill, my share of boozing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, in a very sly way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"

For what is a man, what has he got?
If not his bum buddies, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and before you with mouth open he kneels
The record shows I gave good blows and did it my way!

And what were his reasons?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And what were his reasons?

I'll write the Hoff's obituary and reveal all, kaygay. It'll be a riveting read.

he will be back

I will cunting move mountains to get me bum boy back, darlin. Tell me who do I have to beat up/rape to get him back. Laddie and I shall go on a quest, so we shall.

I will cunting move mountains to get me bum boy back, darlin. Tell me who do I have to beat up/rape to get him back. Laddie and I shall go on a quest, so we shall.

I fear that all is lost, my lover. Hoff is in the heavenly garden with Alan as we speak, and it would take a miracle for him to be returned to us.

Fret not, my sexy Southpaw, ol' Hoffy will return to us, just as kaygay returned as kaygay's ghost. Though the Hoff account is lost, he is not, therefore all is well.

I'll miss that sexy bastard, may he be at peace planting pots and watering his flowers up their with Alan Akhbar

I fear that all is lost, my lover. Hoff is in the heavenly garden with Alan as we speak, and it would take a miracle for him to be returned to us.

Fret not, my sexy Southpaw, ol' Hoffy will return to us, just as kaygay returned as kaygay's ghost. Though the Hoff account is lost, he is not, therefore all is well.

I am gonna open that bottle of Jack D I was saving for later next month. A toast to the life and Times of The Hoff. The sexiest bum boy in living memory. Alan bless him and all that sailed in him.

:beerchug:

I'll miss that sexy bastard, may he be at peace planting pots and watering his flowers up their with Alan Akhbar

I'm watching over him Jimmy. He's taking a shower in a luxurious oversized water feature at the moment. I think he needs to cool off and think things through. I'll send him out to the rose beds after that.

I'm watching over him Jimmy. He's taking a shower in a luxurious oversized water feature at the moment. I think he needs to cool off and think things through. I'll send him out to the rose beds after that.

Alan Akbar!

Tell him that I shall come and join him one day. Once I am finished with me final trousersnake down ere' i'll be "hoff" to join him in the garden for an eternity of beer and bum fun, so I shall.

I am gonna open that bottle of Jack D I was saving for later next month. A toast to the life and Times of The Hoff. The sexiest bum boy in living memory. Alan bless him and all that sailed in him.

:beerchug:

I'll drink to that my dear :beerchug:

Alan Akbar!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY!

Alan Akbar!

Tell him that I shall come and join him one day. Once I am finished with me final trousersnake down ere' i'll be "hoff" to join him in the garden for an eternity of beer and bum fun, so I shall.
Do not hurry my son. Your work on earth is not done yet. Once all non-believers have been converted into devout bum lovers, then you may rest and spend your days in the heavenly garden, but until then, drink beer, bum and be merry.

lol ws he the one who changed the title in non stop then, bigpoppa has gone crazy with his power he must be taken out.

lol ws he the one who changed the title in non stop then, bigpoppa has gone crazy with his power he must be taken out.

I believe that may well be the case. The Hoff was a martyr to the pwnage cause.

The 'roid rager must be stopped!

I believe that may well be the case. The Hoff was a martyr to the pwnage cause.

The 'roid rager must be stopped!

He died fighting against impossible odds. Just like Butch Cassidy and the sun dance kid. He went with honour and shall be worshipped and remembered, so he shall. :grouphug:

No ****ing way! :(

No ****ing way! :(

I will hold yer if yer emotional during the night. We limey's must stick together during our darkest hour. The Hoff would have wanted it that way. He can look down from the garden and see his bum boys piled together, I am sure it will give the sexy fella the Horn.

He died fighting against impossible odds. Just like Butch Cassidy and the sun dance kid. He went with honour and shall be worshipped and remembered, so he shall. :grouphug:
He went out in a blaze of pwnage glory, changing thread titles left right and centre and leaving a trail of owned n00bs behind him. I raise my love gun to him and fire the David Seaman in his honour.

No ****ing way! :(

Do not be sad brother matt. Think of it not as the end for the Hoff, but as the beginning of a new life for him in the heavenly garden. Alan will watch over him.

The Hoff is a top-notch big dog, Bring him back immediately

He went out in a blaze of pwnage glory, changing thread titles left right and centre and leaving a trail of owned n00bs behind him. I raise my love gun to him and fire the David Seaman in his honour.



Do not be sad brother matt. Think of it not as the end for the Hoff, but as the beginning of a new life for him in the heavenly garden. Alan will watch over him.
what do you think he will reincarnate as, does alan akbar have the answer?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Damn You Bpp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Hoff is a top-notch big dog, Bring him back immediately
The Hoff loves you too AI :luvbed:
what do you think he will reincarnate as, does alan akbar have the answer?
He'll come back to us as a cross between batman and Timmy Mallet, with a little bit of Rod Hull thrown in. The ultimate cunting package.

what crap! .. i like the hoff too .. he was humor prosonofide!

what crap! .. i like the hoff too .. he was humor prosonofide!

You're still a cunt McNulty.

im not that guy... im sure you'll learn soon enough

For ****'s sake.

I'm going to stab the Roid Rager with a rusty fork - either that or an ol' Kaygay witticism that has been left ignored and has gone a bit stale.

That'll sink right into the bastards lungs.

For ****'s sake.

I'm going to stab the Roid Rager with a rusty fork - either that or an ol' Kaygay witticism that has been left ignored and has gone a bit stale.

That'll sink right into the bastards lungs.

I'll get Ron Howard to direct a movie about our situation. "A beautiful Hoff" will be a cunting classic and will put that Roid Rager in his place, so it will.

What!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll walk on with a heavy heart.

YNWA Hoff

Please find a way back to us.

Thats a disgrace.

another obstacle cleared. another world to conquer.

another obstacle cleared. another world to conquer.

Go away McKay, your not welcome in here.

After two years of constant pwnage at the hands of this guy, I just had to do it. The other bans have all been a matter of site policy, this one was personal.




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Was it an IP ban?

Was it an IP ban?

No, thank Alan.

No, thank Alan.
Phew. That's good to hear.

Was it an IP ban?

:lol1:, I've lost count of the Hoff alts in this thread.

I am also the hoff.I'm everywhere you cunting turn tonight so i am.

I am also the hoff.I'm everywhere you cunting turn tonight so i am.

Do one Ako! Go slink back to the pinoy lounge and be with your fellow little people.

Do one Ako! Go slink back to the pinoy lounge and be with your fellow little people.


Try as they might, they just cannot capture the Hoff's sexy character.

Try as they might, they just cannot capture the Hoff's sexy character.

They just haven't got the trousersnake to carry it off southpaw me lover.

Alan Akbar!

Thanks for the memories Hoff.

Stinger's top dog now.

sad times though im sure the hoff would have us celebrate the life rather than mourn the loss. :beerchug:

sad times though im sure the hoff would have us celebrate the life rather than mourn the loss. :beerchug:

But unlike McArthur, he we will be back.

But unlike McArthur, he we will be back.

How right you were my darling :luvbed:

Come on, guys. Hoff has been ressurected more than Jesus on an energy drink. You should know better.

Do one Ako! Go slink back to the pinoy lounge and be with your fellow little people.
ha! ha! ha! bye-bye!:wave: see yah later:fing02: