get this:

i'm thinking of having a ****load of people come over and EVERYONE stops at the liquor store and picks up a different style beer. i myself will buy like $50 worth of cool off-the-wall brews.

then we'll throw em in all in a bunch of coolers behind my bar/patio set. i'll be the bartender and we'll get a ton of lil 10 oz. plastic cups. i'll fill up everyone's cup with a new beer so we'll all get to sample.

at the same time grill tons of cow, bird, pig, and (of course) fish.

how'z that sound?

These parties of yours are gonna ****in go down in MMA bulletin board history.

If I wasn't a worthless alcoholic in AA I would fly out there to participate.

Sounds like a good plan.

i'll invite all my neighbors again and i'm thinking.......why don't we all go in on some strippers???

a few of my buddy's are dating some so we can just have them and some friends come over, we'll all pool about $600 or so bucks and let's set this muther****er OFF!!!!

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
If I wasn't a worthless alcoholic in AA I would fly out there to participate.

Sounds like a good plan.

you aint worthless and i seriously carry a TON of respect for your actions tanner. i'll be there one day soon.

You planning on doing this when Allison's in town?

i'm thinking about 1st weekend of may. i want kaps and ruffneck to make it down. plus wushu needs to cruise too.

we'll give everyone plenty of advance notice.

"why can't you have anything cool while I'm there?" - Allison

OK OK, sounds good!!!.....'cept I don't drink beer :( Its yucky!
I'm gonna have to go check my calendar.....

Godamn I hate Canada

i've decided to bring about 3/4 gallon of the following (http://www.oggis.com/MICROBREWERY.HTM) beers from my brewery.

Brew fest huh? It sounds good except I dont drink much beer, I dont know if I can make it, we will see.....

I won't be there.....My car doesn't go west of Kansas City

bull**** curly! fly muther****er FLY!!

i told you i owed you for the av. beers'r on me!!!

I dont think Curly drinks......

or flys

Me; I want to buy this BBQ grill
Wal-Mart Chick; Ok
Me; what kind of MPG does it get?
Wal-Mart Chick;HUH?
Me; you know...gas milage...it uses propane right?
Wal-Mart Chick;yes but I don't know
Me; Ok....So can I cook Pork steaks on here?
Wal-Mart Chick; yes
Me; How about hot dogs?
Wal-Mart Chick; Um yeah
Me; WOW....Ok how about chicken?
Wal-Mart Chick; You can cook any meat you want on here.
Me; That's great...Does it come in blue?
Wal-Mart Chick;No
Me; Green?
Wal-Mart Chick;It just comes in one color
Me; Oh..SO what's your favorite meat?
Wal-Mart Chick; I don't have a favorite
Me;Why?
Wal-Mart Chick; I like all types
Me;Really....Hmm Say do you know the difference between a chicken leg and the male sexual organ?
Wal-Mart Chick; HUH? No what
Me; Here's my phone number....BBQ starts a 7pm be there.
Wal-Mart Chick;Sir do you want to buy this grill
Me; HUH? no I already have one why would I want another
Wal-Mart Chick; ****
Me; Call Me

LOL man it doesn't get any funnier than that...

lmao

LOL.....

YAY!

Originally posted by Purity
i'll invite all my neighbors again and i'm thinking.......why don't we all go in on some strippers???

a few of my buddy's are dating some so we can just have them and some friends come over, we'll all pool about $600 or so bucks and let's set this muther****er OFF!!!!

i got $5 on it

PICS!

cool i'll have one of em wink atcha

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Me; I want to buy this BBQ grill
Wal-Mart Chick; Ok
Me; what kind of MPG does it get?
Wal-Mart Chick;HUH?
Me; you know...gas milage...it uses propane right?
Wal-Mart Chick;yes but I don't know
Me; Ok....So can I cook Pork steaks on here?
Wal-Mart Chick; yes
Me; How about hot dogs?
Wal-Mart Chick; Um yeah
Me; WOW....Ok how about chicken?
Wal-Mart Chick; You can cook any meat you want on here.
Me; That's great...Does it come in blue?
Wal-Mart Chick;No
Me; Green?
Wal-Mart Chick;It just comes in one color
Me; Oh..SO what's your favorite meat?
Wal-Mart Chick; I don't have a favorite
Me;Why?
Wal-Mart Chick; I like all types
Me;Really....Hmm Say do you know the difference between a chicken leg and the male sexual organ?
Wal-Mart Chick; HUH? No what
Me; Here's my phone number....BBQ starts a 7pm be there.
Wal-Mart Chick;Sir do you want to buy this grill
Me; HUH? no I already have one why would I want another
Wal-Mart Chick; ****
Me; Call Me

i am going to use that. thank you.

Originally posted by Purity
cool i'll have one of em wink atcha

then i will spit in her face. whoever she is.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
then i will spit in her face. whoever she is.


NO!

now you remember that rule that me and chris made you agree to:
no more making women leave the house

Remember to take pics....we don't want another incident like at the last party where you had a chick flashing everyone and all we got to see was pics of Blake trying to mount everyone

LMAO @ curly!!!!!

no worries my friend. this time yours truely shall play host, bartender, chef, AND photographer

LOL, the pics of Blake on top of everyone was hilarious

Hey Can girls come? :( I want to come too, and bring my Jake with me, he should be back by then...

Strippers huh, hmmm Don't know bout that....

Anyway for those who don't like beer, wine is great. :)

Hmmm, I should be in LA around late April and early May...

Wine sucks....

Originally posted by kaps
Wine sucks....

No way dude! Good wine rules. Try a nice pinot or Cabernet by Wild Horses vintners and you'll change your mind.

No thanks, maybe I'll have some Boones Farm or MD 20/20......

Originally posted by kaps
No thanks, maybe I'll have some Boones Farm or MD 20/20......


now thats what im talking about

Be there so you all can get mounted

Mounted? No thanks. I only allow very few people to do that, and none of them are dudes.

Blake will mount you weather you like it or not......

If I ever go over there I'm going to wear my cup.....Backwards

i already some of my YOUNG female friends standing by waiting for exact date for attendance. thank you very much.

oh yeah. just like last time eh?

Woohoo for female friends! Boooo for getting mounted by Blake! That ****'s gonna give me nightmares!

Pull my finger

Originally posted by The Blake
Be there so you all can get mounted

UPDATE:

since lots of females have been crying about not drinking beer i have decided to add lime, strawberry, and peach margaritas to the fiesta.
i also had a stripper friend stop by on saturday night. we had a chance to work out some good upcoming details and so far it's looking very promising....

Originally posted by Purity
oh yeah. just like last time eh?

piss ****ed that all up. dumb****. she called, she was in HB, i was in the shower. chris does not tell me that she called. i called a few hours after.. she was on her way to vegas. ****ed up ****. this time... its on.

****in dumb**** chris.

typical whop.

Adam, when are you coming to visit? There are tons of puerto ricans here. You could be with your own kind. It would be great.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Me; I want to buy this BBQ grill
Wal-Mart Chick; Ok
Me; what kind of MPG does it get?
Wal-Mart Chick;HUH?
Me; you know...gas milage...it uses propane right?
Wal-Mart Chick;yes but I don't know
Me; Ok....So can I cook Pork steaks on here?
Wal-Mart Chick; yes
Me; How about hot dogs?
Wal-Mart Chick; Um yeah
Me; WOW....Ok how about chicken?
Wal-Mart Chick; You can cook any meat you want on here.
Me; That's great...Does it come in blue?
Wal-Mart Chick;No
Me; Green?
Wal-Mart Chick;It just comes in one color
Me; Oh..SO what's your favorite meat?
Wal-Mart Chick; I don't have a favorite
Me;Why?
Wal-Mart Chick; I like all types
Me;Really....Hmm Say do you know the difference between a chicken leg and the male sexual organ?
Wal-Mart Chick; HUH? No what
Me; Here's my phone number....BBQ starts a 7pm be there.
Wal-Mart Chick;Sir do you want to buy this grill
Me; HUH? no I already have one why would I want another
Wal-Mart Chick; ****
Me; Call Me HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

FUNNIEST POST EVER

Originally posted by Allison
Adam, when are you coming to visit? There are tons of puerto ricans here. You could be with your own kind. It would be great.

you talk to tony too much. i get enough of that **** here. its old now. played out. thats right... your material is played out. i would never go to florida coz it is nothing but crackheads and trash. you being one of those 2. now lemme scratch you off my balls coz i am done with you. *pinch... roll... scratch*

Hug?

eat shiiit

But you're my little buddy.....

no. i am your little enemy.
****ing die already. get lost or something.

fuuuck!