Do you guys know any good or hilarious ones?


Here are a few:


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


I bet you a hundred bucks you're gonna turn me down.


(First give a drink to the lady, Long Island would be good or maybe a shot of tequila) Drink this then call me when you're ready.


How many drinks do you need for me to start looking like George Clooney?

:D :D :D

"Can i make you cum" would work in the right venue.

Walk up to them, take your hands and wipe off your face. Then tell them, "Let me clean off a place for you to sit".

Baby, are you from Tennesee? Cuz you the only ten-I-see.

My love for you is like diareah, I just can't can't hold it in!

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

If you get turned down just say "Earlier I wanted to **** your brains out...but apparently someone beat me to it"
Actually I tried the plain old '"wanna ****?" before.
:)

None of you get laid. What horrible game.

"Look here *****, let me knock the stuffin out yo' egg mcmuffin"

"If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't be talking to you anyway"

"Would you like 2 CDs?... See dese nuts in yo mouth, *****!"

I've gottne laid with all three of these. Of course they were paid escorts

My love for you is like diareah, I just can't can't hold it in!

ahhhh
how romantic
you can just smell the love in the air
its a bit musty

None of you get laid. What horrible game.

"Look her *****, let me knock the stuffin out yo' egg mcmuffin"

"If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn't be talking to you anyway"

"Would you like 2 CDs?... See dese nuts in yo mouth, *****!"

I've gottne laid with all three of these. Of course they were paid escorts


damn it u fat titied gangsta *****
your makin i real hard to bag and hate on you
when u say some funny **** like that
now go back to be a plain ignorant retarded dumbass

if u want to be a sensitive guy, like Sweet Meat, you'd say " Hey, baby, why you come over here and give my hand a rest?"

"Damn is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd sure as hell like to tap that ass!"

if u want to be a sensitive guy, like Sweet Meat, you'd say " Hey, baby, why you come over here and give my hand a rest?"
I have to use TWO hands

damn it u fat titied gangsta *****
your makin i real hard to bag and hate on you
when u say some funny **** like that
now go back to be a plain ignorant retarded dumbass
Yo *****, I'm on a diet. Do you carry skim milk in those titties?

Another sensitive guy pick up line :

Excuse me, but, have you got a mirror in your pocket, cause i can sure see myself in your pants?

This one always works for me:

Excuse me, but could you tell me your name so tonight when i'm dreaming i don't have to say, " Hey, you!"

..im gonna breed now!

or this one:

Baby, i'd like to hit that ass like a home run in the ninth inning

or this one:

Baby, i'd like to hit that ass like a home run in the ninth inning
Girl, you look so good, I'd suck your daddy's dick

(check the girls ta on the back of her shirt) "o just as i suspected made in heaven"

Night at the roxbury

this works wonders and gives the girls a smile

“Hey baby, wanna ride my bologna pony?”

from Daddy to you

"Can you show me the way to your heart, I seem to be lost in your eyes.."