View Full Version : Hi Momita.....


realkaps
04-04-2003, 10:40 PM
How are you?

DOGGx0
04-04-2003, 10:42 PM
i bet she was laughing like hell pointing out the "ghettoness" in my shirt pictures! lol

realkaps
04-04-2003, 10:54 PM
She left without sayin hi......

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 11:33 AM
thats messed up

realkaps
04-08-2003, 12:10 PM
Yeah it is........

momita
04-08-2003, 12:16 PM
What? Messed up?? I had to pee, somethings just can't be put off, ya know?

No, I was not laughing at the shirt hanging up, it really is a beautiful shirt!

HI!!!

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 12:17 PM
A 4 day restroom break?

Call Guiness!

realkaps
04-08-2003, 12:18 PM
Haha......

momita
04-08-2003, 12:29 PM
LOL, yea 4 days is a little much, I'm busted................. but when Guiness gets to my house tho, you will find the pics on rotten.com..

old people do amazing things with their body!

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 12:30 PM
Ill take your word on that

Whoremaster B
04-08-2003, 12:31 PM
is that pic you?

realkaps
04-08-2003, 12:34 PM
Yeah...

momita
04-08-2003, 12:38 PM
yes, 4 yrs ago, poor Kaps has seen the recent me, & he was so frightened by what he saw, he couldn't say hi in person, also have been notified of the cage cost repair for when I ran into it to hug Jeremy..... have been informed, I bent the framework......

sad, I know.........

*sobbing uncontrollably*

realkaps
04-08-2003, 12:58 PM
No, Momita is a milf.......

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 01:02 PM
I'd hit it.

Whoremaster B
04-08-2003, 01:09 PM
Yeah, I'd hit it too.

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 01:17 PM
Well actually since its Jeremy Jackson's mom.....

No i wouldn't hit it. Mostly in fear of an ass whoopin.

Whoremaster B
04-08-2003, 01:29 PM
Oh ****! nevermind.

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Well actually since its Jeremy Jackson's mom.....

No i wouldn't hit it. Mostly in fear of an ass whoopin. Couldnt have said it better...last thing i need is for JJ to come to my house and ring the door bell…

JJ:*ding dong*
E:Who is it
JJ: Open the door
E: Jerm! Whats up!?
JJ: Are you ‘The Ensanity’?
E: Yes
JJ: And you said my mom is a milf?
E: Yeah, but…
JJ: SHUT UP! And put your hands to the sky!
E: What? Why?
JJ: Just do it FATTY!
E:*raises hands to the sky*

JJ: *KICKS THE **** OUT OF ENSANITY’S RIBS*

E:*on the ground in pain* …sorry dude…*starts crying*

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 01:36 PM
I don't think he would knock just break down the door.

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by gman
I don't think he would knock just break down the door. true true

momita
04-08-2003, 01:40 PM
LOL, poor momita getting hit........

probably with a stick!

As for Jeremy ringing the door bell, what ever gave you the idea he is violent?? Don't you "see" how passive he is??? Why, he wouldn't hurt a fly........ :)

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 01:41 PM
Maybe even take a **** on your front yawn to add insult to injury. I know I would.

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 01:43 PM
Yeah I think Jeremy would knock on the door.

then once you opened it HE WOULD KNOCK ON YOUR HEAD!

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by momita
LOL, poor momita getting hit........

probably with a stick!

Don't you "see" how passive he is??? Why, he wouldn't hurt a fly........ :) Sure...what ever you say.

momita
04-08-2003, 01:46 PM
ok, now that would definitely kill your grass..........!

this reminds me when Jeremy would get into a fight at school, I'd ask him why, he said because they said "your mom is a *****", I'd tell him don't get into fights over stupid stuff, next time they say something about "mom" tell them they must have seen me on a good day......:)

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by momita
ok, now that would definitely kill your grass..........!

this reminds me when Jeremy would get into a fight at school, I'd ask him why, he said because they said "your mom is a *****", I'd tell him don't get into fights over stupid stuff, next time they say something about "mom" tell them they must have seen me on a good day......:) AAAWWWWW...Now thats a kid who loves momma...

momita
04-08-2003, 01:50 PM
*wiping tear from eye*

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 01:52 PM
momma's boy.

The Ensanity
04-08-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by gman
momma's boy. E-THUG

momita
04-08-2003, 01:56 PM
uh.....gman, remember the part where I said "your moms a *****"???

j/k :)

*feverishly working on voodoo doll of gman*

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 01:57 PM
My mom is a *****. See won't buy he kotc dvd that I want. I wish I had a credit card.

momita
04-08-2003, 02:01 PM
I didn't say your mom is a *****, I was!!! Go clean out the car, empty the trash, clean up your room, stop pissin on the toilet seat, & maybe she will buy the KOTC tape for you..... :)

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 02:05 PM
Well she lives two hours away and I got things to do today.

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 02:36 PM
masterbating is nota necesity Gman.

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 02:50 PM
I wasn't planning on that today.

realkaps
04-08-2003, 02:56 PM
You understood that?

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 03:15 PM
**** you kaps

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 03:16 PM
nota

momita
04-08-2003, 04:21 PM
Vulgar, that was funny......... :)

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 04:23 PM
NO

realkaps
04-08-2003, 04:23 PM
Gman is officially, VulgarTheBirdmans translator......

momita
04-08-2003, 04:27 PM
masterbation needs a translating????

realkaps
04-08-2003, 04:28 PM
Wen yuo tipe like thisi t dose.....

handjobs4dollars
04-08-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by momita
masterbation needs a translating????

it's a on going problem. I think vulgars mom drank too much when she was knocked up.

momita
04-08-2003, 04:47 PM
LOL...

DOGGx0
04-08-2003, 05:57 PM
you all are hilarious. lol

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by momita
Vulgar, that was funny......... :)

Momita recognizes genious

VulgarTheClown
04-08-2003, 08:17 PM
She would have done the word a favor if instead of booze she drank some draino

Curly Howard
04-08-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Momita recognizes genious

It's genius.....genius

realkaps
04-08-2003, 08:22 PM
LMAO!!!!!

HockeyFighter
04-08-2003, 08:31 PM
Hahahaahha