I have to respect Cesaro more now. We both measured our head diameters while talking on AIM the other night and he beat me by a full 2 1/2 inches, coming in with a strong 23 1/2 inch cranium.

i'm proud of it.

the size changes sometimes depending if i brush my hair or not.

well i think thats what changes it. sometimes i get 23 1/2, sometimes 23 3/4.

kick ass?

ummm...not sure what to say

I have the biggest head.

They are not talking about that head GMAN

allison:
-will tanning beds give me old skin even if i dont go much?
-can you buy tanning lotions in different shades?
-is the stuff hard to spread evenly?
-will it work on any skin? any chances of rashes/reactions?

allison:
-will tanning beds give me old skin even if i dont go much?

Eventually, but you'll look old by that time anyhow.

-can you buy tanning lotions in different shades?

yes.

-is the stuff hard to spread evenly?

it depends on the brand.

-will it work on any skin? any chances of rashes/reactions?

it will work,yes. there is a chance you'll be allergic,yes.

i don't know which to try.

I told you!! NoAd. Big yellow bottle. Its the cheapest one, but I like it the best. Walmart.

I heard you shouldnt put tanning lotion on your eyebrows

Yes. Thats a good point, Ensanity. You sexy thing.

so you recommend the lotion over the tanning bed?

If you dont tan well in the sun, you wont tan in a bed. Then you'll have to use self tanning lotion.

its hard for me to tell because i haven't been out in the sun for more than 45 minutes since like 7th grade.

I like it when people turn themselves that neat bright orange color, and cesaro congrats on the big head. If you use enough tanning lotion your head will look like a pumpkin...

Originally posted by Allison
Yes. Thats a good point, Ensanity. You sexy thing. Well, if there is one thing that black people know a lot about, its tanning lotions.

blue bulldogge just explained the reasons i fear that stuff.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Well, if there is one thing that black people know a lot about, its tanning lotions.

Oh, I see. I was curious about that. So glad you cleared it up.

Originally posted by Cesaro
blue bulldogge just explained the reasons i fear that stuff.

Don't be afraid! Embrace the lotion pumpkinhead! Jack'o'Lanterns RULE!

I hate Lotion
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I hate the sun.

I hate the sun too. IT BURNS! That's why I live in the NW.

pumpkinhead is an accurate description. and the sun does suck.

stupid yellow ball in the sky...

Like I told you, Cesaro, the only time I laid in a tanning bed was right before my senior prom, so I wouldn't look too pasty in my dress.
I refuse to lay now. I probably won't lay outside in the sun too much this summer either. Honestly, I'd rather be pasty than eventually look 10 years older than I am in the future. But like Allison said, you'll look old by then anyway. I have a phobia I think, LOL.
I just don't feel the need to tan. I just don't want to help my skin age. I'll allow it to do it on its own.
As for the lotions, I'm kinda afraid to use them, too. I know I'll have a hell of a time getting it even throughout my skin. Besides, I'm really fair skinned, and I wouldn't want to go to dark. It would be too drastic. I can never find anything less than a medium brown color, and it always looks so dark.

All in all, I'm just a firm believer in protecting and taking care of your skin.

i tried outside earlier, but the bees keep scaring me away. i'm also afraid of getting too dark lotion because i'm so pale now. i don't know why i want a tan.

Just get the darkest lotion you can find, smear it all over yourself, leave it on all day and then get a perm. Presto! A totally new look! Cesaro, a total makeover and bikini wax is just what you need to cheer you up!

Cesero, get some dark foudation

a tan shows off your muscles.

I love the sun!!....

My skin was intended to reflect the sun do to my northern European ancestery. Who am I to **** with evolution? down with tanning beds.