View Full Version : I just wrote a short song


Saroth Reach
04-03-2003, 02:49 AM
I'm leaving Sacramento,
Sacramento here I go;
They've got some fat-assed women there and Saroth gonna get me none.

Well I might take a plane,
I might take a train,
How do you people live here,
You must be insane.

I'm leaving Sacramento,
Sacramento I won't stay;
But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.

The Ensanity
04-03-2003, 12:17 PM
Long Beach...I can come up and whoop the living **** out of you now

GhosT^x0
04-03-2003, 12:23 PM
Saroth, you gotta come out and hang with us. I hear you're smaller than Dogg. The thought of someone smaller than Dogg makes me laugh really really hard.

Saroth Reach
04-03-2003, 12:32 PM
Yeah I am smaller than dogg

GhosT^x0
04-03-2003, 12:33 PM
That's ****in hilarious. You gotta come over so we can stack you two on top of one another & then knock you over. I used to do that **** with cans of Play Doh.

The Ensanity
04-03-2003, 12:35 PM
Im going to put them in each pocket

Bzob
04-03-2003, 12:46 PM
Does this mean we have to start making fun of Saroth and not dogg from now on?

handjobs4dollars
04-03-2003, 12:47 PM
no make fun of them both.

Saroth Reach
04-03-2003, 12:52 PM
im smaller then dogg but im a lil bit taller then him.

Bzob
04-03-2003, 12:54 PM
oh, Well the stumpy awward still goes out to the Dogg then..good.

Bzob
04-03-2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by gman
no make fun of them both.

YAY:lovers:

DOGGx0
04-03-2003, 12:59 PM
he is about 5'5/5'6 where i am about 5'3/5'4
however, I am notrmally 170 lbs and he is (just a quess) 110 lbs.

i am suave, he is not.

Bzob
04-03-2003, 01:00 PM
110 what the ****, I think I weighed 110 in 2nd grade.

DOGGx0
04-03-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
oh, Well the stumpy awward still goes out to the Dogg then..good.

stumpy? umm.. hmmm...

no. well maybe. i am not chunky or fat or anything. would that still make me stumpy just coz i am a monster for my little size?

Bzob
04-03-2003, 01:00 PM
Was he a crack baby?

DOGGx0
04-03-2003, 01:01 PM
hahaha. no. he is asian. most asians have NO body fat. like not 2%, not 5%... NONE! He does not do crack.. he trains... i pwn him... he is just tiny, thats all.

Saroth Reach
04-03-2003, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
hahaha. no. he is asian. most asians have NO body fat. like not 2%, not 5%... NONE! He does nto do crack.. he trains... i pwn him... he is just tiny, thats all.

I agree with u there but not the I pwn him part.

DOGGx0
04-03-2003, 01:06 PM
PWN3D!!!!!11

Mr. Beelzebub
04-03-2003, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
That's ****in hilarious. You gotta come over so we can stack you two on top of one another & then knock you over. I used to do that **** with cans of Play Doh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Holy ****! Post of the day.

handjobs4dollars
04-03-2003, 01:09 PM
You owned some white belt, 135 pound pile of crap wow.