View Full Version : I've come to the realization that......


Squezze
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
.....women who have a little more meat on their bones are far better in the sack than women who have meatless bones.

I refuse to explain myself except to say; Fat chicks rule.

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
big girls need loving too.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
No explanation is neccessary, you just like cellulite.

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
how fat? like fat fat? or just healthy fat?

GhosT^x0
04-02-2003, 01:53 PM
Fat chicks do not rule.

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 01:55 PM
Fat chicks tend to work harder, to keep that dick around.

Thats the only reason...dont be fooled.



PS--Work her hard enough to make her skinny

Squezze
04-02-2003, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
how fat? like fat fat? or just healthy fat?


Hmmm. Healthy fat, I guess. Fat fat is Ok too. Just seems like they try a lot harder or they're more appreaciative or something.


Fat chicks=fun times for all.

Squezze
04-02-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Fat chicks do not rule.


Bulky women are the shiznit. I love them.

Prince
04-02-2003, 01:57 PM
Fat chicks do not rule at all. Healthy is fine. obese, no.

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 01:58 PM
well from what i have heard.... fat chicks give better blow jobs. this fact leads me to believe this is because nobody wants to stick their penis in them so they have to do something good to keep you around.

sure fat chicks are more appreciative.... but if we all showed them love.... they would be just like those stuck up *****es we run into everyday.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 01:59 PM
If you have to move her gut to get to the *****, that=no good...

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
If you have to move her gut to get to the *****, that=no good... I agreed.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
well from what i have heard.... fat chicks give better blow jobs. this fact leads me to believe this is because nobody wants to stick their penis in them so they have to do something good to keep you around.

sure fat chicks are more appreciative.... but if we all showed them love.... they would be just like those stuck up *****es we run into everyday.

Dogg's right, and he brings up a good point on why we should treat all girls like crap all the time.

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Dogg's right, and he brings up a good point on why we should treat all girls like crap all the time.

i seriously did not think anybody would catch that point. good job, dogge.

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 02:03 PM
They have been eating a lot and their mouths don't get tired.

Squezze
04-02-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
well from what i have heard.... fat chicks give better blow jobs. this fact leads me to believe this is because nobody wants to stick their penis in them so they have to do something good to keep you around.

sure fat chicks are more appreciative.... but if we all showed them love.... they would be just like those stuck up *****es we run into everyday.


The better blow jobs part is so true.

I have notoriously low standards. Well, low standards in most people's eyes anyways. The chicks I've gotten with is always a topic that comes up when me and my friends are out getting stoned or whatever. It's always good for a laugh. I once had sex with a woman who had a sizeable amount of chest hair. It was gross, but **** it. A wise man once said, "If you close your eyes, you can pretend you're ****ing just about anybody.".

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 02:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO at the hairy chest!

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO at the hairy chest!

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
The better blow jobs part is so true.

I have notoriously low standards. Well, low standards in most people's eyes anyways. The chicks I've gotten with is always a topic that comes up when me and my friends are out getting stoned or whatever. It's always good for a laugh. I once had sex with a woman who had a sizeable amount of chest hair. It was gross, but **** it. A wise man once said, "If you close your eyes, you can pretend you're ****ing just about anybody.".

you are one suck puppy.

Squezze
04-02-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO at the hairy chest!


Yeah, the chest hair story is always good for a laugh. My excuse is that I was super drunk. Being drunk is the best excuse for anything.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Squezze
Yeah, the chest hair story is always good for a laugh. My excuse is that I was super drunk. Being drunk is the best excuse for anything.

THAT WAS PROBABLY A MAN YOU ****ED! And yes being drunk is a great excuse, I use it all the time...

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:16 PM
i was drunk the last time i had sex. YAY!

Squezze
04-02-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
THAT WAS PROBABLY A MAN YOU ****ED! And yes being drunk is a great excuse, I use it all the time...


She had a vagina, so I'm guessing she was a woman. She's lived around this area all her life, so from all accounts she's been a woman all her life. A friend of mine says that she must be deprived of some sorta vitamins or something.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 02:28 PM
Maybe she's on the juice, it sounds like this "woman" is producing waaay to much testosterone...

Mr. Beelzebub
04-02-2003, 04:13 PM
Viva Gorditas

LukeDothSucketh
04-02-2003, 04:16 PM
I love chubby chicks... nice short girls with plenty of ass.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Viva Gorditas

Maybe she was part gorilla...

Aaron Bizarre
04-02-2003, 04:19 PM
I like fat ass women, like big but not huge. I feel that I may be involuntarily lowering my standards soon. It usually comes when your in a rut.