View Full Version : This morning I woke up with morning wood....


DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 01:48 PM
on Kimee's face. Thank you Playful Agony.. I now own you.

Squezze
04-02-2003, 01:48 PM
Someone cut the sexual tension with a knife. I'm too lazy.

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 01:50 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/aolsanjay-dedcat.jpg

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
who the **** is that? he is not included in the morning wood. that man has vaginal secretions. this is not right!

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 01:52 PM
no baby boy sorry, I own you , just keep in mind who was screaming whos name, and it sure wasnt me....

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Playful Agony
no baby boy sorry, I own you , just keep in mind who was screaming whos name, and it sure wasnt me....


http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/cookiesesamestreet.jpg

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 01:53 PM
i would never scream the name kimee. people would think i am having sex with a 6 year old. not cool.

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 01:56 PM
stop lieing, no need to front here to ur buddys

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 01:59 PM
So did dogg scream Kimee while doing doggy style?

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:00 PM
i scream my own name. it sounds better being screamed. besides, what kind of guy screams a chick's name? a ******. thats right.. a ******. girls scream.. guys grunt and moan a bit, a very little bit.

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 02:01 PM
yes yes he was and then he like smacked my ass really hard, so i took control and got on top, i swear i had to put a damn pillow over his face cause he was screaming to damn loud, tony thought i was killin him

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i scream my own name. I thought I was the only one who did that!

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 02:02 PM
that just goes to show everyone you are owned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 02:02 PM
Not me I grunt, yell, cuss and spit a lot.

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 02:04 PM
I cry.

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by gman
I cry.

Try using a little KY jelly.

Purity
04-02-2003, 02:06 PM
here i am trying to sleep and all i can hear through the walls is:

"OH YES SCOOTER!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GRIND MY DUMPER! SLAP MY CAMEL SCOOTER!!!!!!!!"

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Try using a little KY jelly. BAKAKEED!!!!!!111

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:06 PM
playful- good analogy, lol

ensanity- i love myself. i hope you do to. you are not alone.

blue- you are a true man.

gman- you are a ****in sissy.

good bye.

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 02:07 PM
scooter tramp.

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Purity
here i am trying to sleep and all i can hear through the walls is:

"OH YES SCOOTER!!!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GRIND MY DUMPER! SLAP MY CAMEL SCOOTER!!!!!!!!"

:mad:
i ****ing hate you...
with a passion :grr:

Purity
04-02-2003, 02:09 PM
hey dogg. next time she lets you do her doggiestyle then have her put her head next to the door. with all luck then some of her hair may slip under the door and we can pull her hair through the door!

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 02:11 PM
hahahahahahahaahaaaa ****ing tony, and he didnt gring my dumper.

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Purity
hey dogg. next time she lets you do her doggiestyle then have her put her head next to the door. with all luck then some of her hair may slip under the door and we can pull her hair through the door!

sounds like a plan. so like i **** and you pull.. and as for her.. she just allows her head to get banged against a wall until she creates a hole in it or starts bleeding? whatever coems frist?

Purity
04-02-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Playful Agony
hahahahahahahaahaaaa ****ing tony, and he didnt gring my dumper.

well i should hope he didn't "gring" dumper. that's a very brutal and kinky act. but let's congrat him on the grinding gueter tear down.

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 02:21 PM
*takes a bow*

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 02:25 PM
smart ass

The Jake
04-02-2003, 02:28 PM
Is this for real? Are you guys together or is this just BS that I'm totally missing coz I don't post here during the days now?

- The Jake

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 02:32 PM
Global aka Hook up central

The Golden Bear
04-02-2003, 02:33 PM
Jake, i dont know.

But its kinda kinky thinking about daves sis and adam doing it.

-The Blake

handjobs4dollars
04-02-2003, 02:35 PM
If you to short to go on the ride's at disney land you shouldn't be having sex.

The Golden Bear
04-02-2003, 02:42 PM
LogoBlake77: you **** scooter?
TheDoggfather714: **** you
TheDoggfather714: die

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 03:05 PM
its not bull****, we love each other

Whoremaster B
04-02-2003, 03:13 PM
The only one who loves me is money.

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 03:14 PM
Global=hookups.com

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 04:05 PM
me and adam were hooked up way before global..... :-)

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 04:10 PM
whaaaat?


But he is like a child.

The Ensanity
04-02-2003, 04:10 PM
so small

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 04:12 PM
hahahahhahahaahahahahaaa the smaller the better

realkaps
04-02-2003, 04:17 PM
Playful Agony is a pedophile.....

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 04:19 PM
thank you, you are just a lonley loser that has to jack off, cause no girl wants you

realkaps
04-02-2003, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by Playful Agony
thank you, you are just a lonley loser that has to jack off, cause no girl wants you

Translation: I do not know what a pedophile is so I am going to try and insult you.....

LukeDothSucketh
04-02-2003, 04:22 PM
This thread gave me wood faster than the calf raise machine that gives me an erection every time i use it for no apparent reason.

Bzob
04-02-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
on Kimee's face. Thank you Playful Agony.. I now own you.

I think in your case it is called a twig not wood.

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 04:24 PM
oh ok i feel stupid, i guess i take that back

Playfulagny=stupid

realkaps
04-02-2003, 04:25 PM
;).....

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 04:28 PM
:crazy2:

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Playful Agony
thank you, you are just a lonley loser that has to jack off, cause no girl wants you

Nobody HAS to jack off, we do it because we like it...

realkaps
04-02-2003, 04:34 PM
After a while it just becomes habbit....

Bluecifer
04-02-2003, 04:38 PM
I think you mean HOBBIT.

HockeyFighter
04-02-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Translation: I do not know what a pedophile is so I am going to try and insult you.....
OWNED!

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by The Blake
Jake, i dont know.

But its kinda kinky thinking about daves sis and adam doing it.

-The Blake

you are truly a mind boggling masterpiece. does'nt just thinking about it give you wood?!

Stain
04-02-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
This thread gave me wood faster than the calf raise machine that gives me an erection every time i use it for no apparent reason.

Dude, that made me laugh so hard... that's ****ing hilarious

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 04:58 PM
cute

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 05:16 PM
i am. thank you. back to morning wood for you tomarrow morning. i will psot pics!

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 05:24 PM
yeah sure u will

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 06:28 PM
WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 06:32 PM
thats the stupidest thing guys could call a hard on, a wood, it just sounds sooooooooooo stupid

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 06:33 PM
how about rock?

realkaps
04-02-2003, 06:36 PM
We cant help it thats what its called, morning wood, it is a medical term......

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 06:36 PM
how about NO, that one sucks just as well as wood

DOGGx0
04-02-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by kaps
We cant help it thats what its called, morning wood, it is a medical term......

you should be a philosopher.

AgonYx0
04-02-2003, 06:42 PM
:grenade: