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CobraKaiMMA 04-02-2003, 12:37 PM So I was on the Miskatonic University application page and they have a link that says so and so has invented an eternal life machine. I click on it and find this site: <a href="http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=cobrakaimma">
<img src="http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates.gif" alt="Immortality" border="0"></a>
It says if I can get 80 clicks on the link he'll give me a set of free rings which if I wear them, will give me eternal life. So follow the links you bastids and help me live forever.
GhosT^x0 04-02-2003, 12:39 PM You get nothing.
Tha Playa 04-02-2003, 12:41 PM no
CobraKaiMMA 04-02-2003, 12:58 PM Damn you haters. If you follow the same steps you to will live forever!
Mr. Beelzebub 04-02-2003, 01:03 PM I am not clicking on that link.
CobraKaiMMA 04-02-2003, 02:03 PM Damn you all. In a few thousand years, when I'm king of ethiopia, We'll see how your descendants feel about my rings...
DOGGx0 04-02-2003, 02:19 PM http://www.alcofielen.com/pics/forumpics/stupid_thread/ohgodwhycliklink.jpg
I don't want to live forever.
The Golden Bear 04-02-2003, 02:53 PM Originally posted by CobraKaiMMA
So I was on the Miskatonic University application page and they have a link that says so and so has invented an eternal life machine.
Miskatonic isnt that in HP Lovecraft?
Aaron Bizarre 04-02-2003, 02:54 PM Miskatonic university's very own Herbert West will help you live forever. If you want to see the side effects see the movie Re-Animator
Aaron Bizarre 04-02-2003, 02:54 PM Originally posted by The Blake
Miskatonic isnt that in HP Lovecraft?
yes, shows in quite a few stories.
The Golden Bear 04-02-2003, 02:56 PM I knew it.
thanks Aaron.
-The Blake
Whoremaster B 04-02-2003, 03:18 PM Im sticking my brain in a robot.
that way ill live forever and have cool machine gun hands.
The Jake 04-02-2003, 03:28 PM Are you saying Miskatonic University doesn't exist? OH!
- The Jake
CobraKaiMMA 04-02-2003, 03:51 PM Yes good ol MU was featured very prominently in most of Mr. Lovecraft's works. It housed many occult books including "The Necronomicon", "Les Cultes de Ghoules", and the fragmentary "Book of Eibon". All of which, like the rings, could give you eternal life.
Aaron Bizarre 04-02-2003, 04:05 PM Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
Im sticking my brain in a robot.
that way ill live forever and have cool machine gun hands.
Id want the strength of 5 gorillas and chainsaws for hands.
CobraKaiMMA 04-02-2003, 06:23 PM Alright, last post for the day, I swear. But think about it. It only takes a few seconds to click the link, then hit the back button. You get one exit pop up, which you can click out of no problem. And for spending maybe a minute of your time, I can get eternal life. For free. Is there anything more American than giving a fellow human being the gift of eternal life? I think not. Thank you, and good night.
CobraKaiMMA 04-03-2003, 12:08 PM TTT
Wouldn't it be nice to have the Cobra Kai Dojo around for forever?
CobraKaiMMA 04-04-2003, 10:36 AM Cobra Kai never die.
Mr. Beelzebub 04-04-2003, 10:38 AM God damn, let this thread die, please, let it go.
Tanner Rhoden 04-04-2003, 10:40 AM Matt, clean out your PM box.
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