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The Golden Bear 04-02-2003, 04:55 AM Come then.
The Blake awaits your final destination.
Know now that the time of mortals has come to an end.
The dead will outnumber the living.
The Gates of Hades will open.
The Blake and The Jake will clash.
The heavens will rain fire.
The earth wrought with strife will consume itself.
All will be gone save the immortal kings - The Blake and The Jake.
You will be made to lick the bloody boot heel of the Avatar of Death, the King of Pain, the Master of the Fries, the Dark Lord... The Blake.
All will be lost if you lose to me Jake.
You are the last hope of a tainted plague called mankind.
-The Blake
ig0r1eye 04-02-2003, 05:19 AM uhhhhhhh ok
realkaps 04-02-2003, 05:47 AM Do not fear The Blake Ig0r......
The Jake 04-02-2003, 06:05 AM The Jake says you need not repeat yourself to be heard, you pathetic facsimile of the real deal. :D
- The Jake
realkaps 04-02-2003, 06:07 AM The Kaps says if he was smart enough to understand what The Jake said he might say owned.......
GhosT^x0 04-02-2003, 10:41 AM Originally posted by The Jake
The Jake says you need not repeat yourself to be heard, you pathetic facsimile of the real deal. :D
- The Jake
Put a little bit of mustard on it, at least.
VulgarTheClown 04-02-2003, 10:44 AM The Blake will win out of sheer size and devistation. The Jake is a toy, a model to The Blake. The Blake will reign supreme for his buttocks are enormous in comparison.
So it has been said, So it shall be.
-The Ben
"The Ben brought this back. Are you Ready?"
The Jake 04-02-2003, 02:20 PM The Jake says it is immediately apparent that I am superior. If not, then why would you seek to immitate The Jake in all his glory?
Blake, prepare to be pwned.
- The Jake
The Golden Bear 04-02-2003, 02:29 PM Originally posted by The Jake
The Jake says you need not repeat yourself to be heard, you pathetic facsimile of the real deal. :D
- The Jake
It was necesary for all mortals to hear the comming of The Blake.
Aaron Bizarre 04-02-2003, 02:59 PM Originally posted by The Blake
Come then.
The Blake awaits your final destination.
Know now that the time of mortals has come to an end.
The dead will outnumber the living.
The Gates of Hades will open.
The Blake and The Jake will clash.
The heavens will rain fire.
The earth wrought with strife will consume itself.
All will be gone save the immortal kings - The Blake and The Jake.
You will be made to lick the bloody boot heel of the Avatar of Death, the King of Pain, the Master of the Fries, the Dark Lord... The Blake.
All will be lost if you lose to me Jake.
You are the last hope of a tainted plague called mankind.
-The Blake
I picture Hammerfall playing in the background as you say this. \m/
The Golden Bear 04-02-2003, 03:01 PM Accualy Nile was playing.
Whats Hammerfall?
Leather 04-02-2003, 03:03 PM Originally posted by Aaron Suave
I picture Hammerfall playing in the background as you say this. \m/
LOL...or Manowar!!....
VulgarTheClown 04-02-2003, 03:09 PM The Ben does this to mock the jake.
for the jake is a austranadian and all austrinadiansa need to be mocked.
The Jake 04-02-2003, 03:31 PM Ben, you are an inferior product.
- The Jake
Aaron Bizarre 04-02-2003, 04:08 PM Originally posted by The Blake
Accualy Nile was playing.
Whats Hammerfall?
they are a power metal band from Europe similar to Iron Maiden.
The Golden Bear 04-02-2003, 04:11 PM Originally posted by Aaron Suave
they are a power metal band from Europe similar to Iron Maiden.
sounds like what i need to hear
-The Blake
Aaron Bizarre 04-02-2003, 04:15 PM Download "Heeding the call" if you can get the chance. most of thier sons will sound similar to this.
Leather 04-02-2003, 04:49 PM I don't like power metal....Suave has reason...all sounds similar.....
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