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Money 04-01-2003, 09:11 AM I didn't want to do it, but due to the massive losses in my business due to the war and the poor economy, I had to file for bankruptcy today.
I know I have insulted you guys in the past, but I now need your help.
Gman, can you get me a job at Micky D's in Canada?
SeldomCrap, Can I become a convict in Australia?
Mr. Bobblehead, Can I sell crack in your drug infested city?
Blue Balldog: How do I apply for food stamps?
Dogg: How do I get into midget tossing?
Bzob: Detroit is good for what again?
Now I know what it's like to be a loser. But not as much as you guys so you have to lead the way.
Happy April fools day Chumps!!!!!!!!!
lightweight 04-01-2003, 09:26 AM :-l
Magic Man 04-01-2003, 09:36 AM hooray for bankruptcy.
Purity 04-01-2003, 11:44 AM gotta love the money man
I find it hard to beleive you are not able to bring in the benjamins with your mad comedy skills.
I thought you had the skills to pay the bills.
Detroit is good for me you failure
Kempo Chris 04-01-2003, 11:59 AM i keep on wishing for u to die
Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
i keep on wishing for u to die
It sounds like the end might be near
Mr. Beelzebub 04-01-2003, 12:16 PM I guess is easy to file for bankruptcy when you still live at home with momma and you go to work in your skateboard, you lame ass ****.
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 01:13 PM Nice to see you again Money, I thought that you had left us because all of severe verbal beatings that you receive on a daily basis from even the lowliest posters.
Money 04-01-2003, 01:23 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Nice to see you again Money, I thought that you had left us because all of severe verbal beatings that you receive on a daily basis from even the lowliest posters.
Are you on the same plaent we're on? No one and I mean no one has verbally abused me. Anally abused you yes many of the members here. Mr. Bukkakeed.
Oh wait, I forgot You're from Uranus!!!!!
Now go back to sorting the mail!
Kempo Chris 04-01-2003, 01:25 PM go damn can u ever say something remotely funny or evn insulting- ur comebacks are the weakest i have ever heard
Money 04-01-2003, 01:25 PM Originally posted by Bzob
I find it hard to beleive you are not able to bring in the benjamins with your mad comedy skills.
I thought you had the skills to pay the bills.
Detroit is good for me you failure
That was a bad impression of Eminem Bgay.
Now, let's all see along...
"Will all the Gay Homos Please Stand UP"
Please sTand up!
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 01:29 PM Chaos is correct, and Money you're owned more often than a cheap whore. It's hilarious that evertime(everyday) that you get your ass handed to you suddenly it's time to do a comedy show! HAHAHAHAHAhAH! You don't really think that anyone believes any of your BS about you being anything but an unemployed pathetic loser that still lives with his crackwhore mother, do you?
Leather 04-01-2003, 01:29 PM Hi Money...
I hate Eminem...
Mr. Beelzebub 04-01-2003, 01:29 PM Your infatuation with homosexual sex and especially being anally raped never seizes to amaze me, steaming pile of dog ****. Go look for a bunch of **** in Christopher St. and get your freak on.
Mr. Beelzebub 04-01-2003, 01:32 PM Money loves being owned, dont you, You ****ing transvesti?. He loves to fantasize about being raped by a bunch of guys. It ain't that kind of party overhere at GM, you ****ing homo.
Saroth Reach 04-01-2003, 01:59 PM hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Money 04-01-2003, 02:53 PM I would love to argue with you retards but I have to go do some stand up comedy tonight.
Signed.
The Future of Comedy Money
You need to sign that past comedian since the only funny **** you have is taken from everyone else
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 02:56 PM Money is bankrupt in the funny department.
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 02:57 PM Originally posted by Money
I would love to argue with you retards but I have to go do some stand up comedy tonight.
Signed.
The Future of Comedy Money
No give's a **** about your lame comedy. Is this a comdey forum?
Money 04-01-2003, 02:57 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Money is bankrupt in the funny department.
Blueball is a millionaire in the anally violated department
Money 04-01-2003, 02:58 PM Originally posted by gman
No give's a **** about your lame comedy. Is this a comdey forum?
Only a loser from Canada would make a comment like that seeing that you support Jimmy Kimmel.
Remember, sort of like your hair, his show will be gone before you know it as well
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 02:59 PM money=as funny as
http://www.thebluebrick.net/Rosie.jpg
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 03:01 PM Originally posted by Money
I Love getting ****ed in the ass!
We know Mr. pincusion.
Money 04-01-2003, 03:02 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
We know Mr. pincusion.
Dumb, Gay and a bad speller.
you win the Loserville Slugger for the the Triple Crown Winner of Loserville
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 03:03 PM Originally posted by Money
Dumb, Gay and a bad speller.
you win the Loserville Slugger for the the Triple Crown Winner of Loserville
Simple name calling that a 10 year old can do. Wow you must be great.
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 03:05 PM And Gman owns " Mr. no money, no brains, and no class" AGAIN!
Mr. Beelzebub 04-01-2003, 03:08 PM Originally posted by Money
Dumb, Gay and a bad speller.
you win the Loserville Slugger for the the Triple Crown Winner of Loserville
WTF?! This is not only a completely retarded and unfunny remarks, it's proof that you sir are a not a comedian, must be around 16 years old and is the biggest liberace flaming homosexual in the closet I have ever encountered in the ****ing internet, GOD DAMN Money boy!!! What is up with all the ass raping, ass violations remarks. Let me give you a free psychoanalysis my liberace gay friend...seek help fast...It was not right for your father and your daddy's brother to do that to you since you were 6, it was not right Money...and it wasn't your fault neither.
Money 04-01-2003, 03:09 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
And Gman owns " Mr. no money, no brains, and no class" AGAIN!
Proof that Gman owns BlueBalls Ass.
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 03:10 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bub callin' it like it is!
Money 04-01-2003, 03:13 PM Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
WTF?! This is not only a completely retarded and unfunny remarks, it's proof that you sir are a not a comedian, must be around 16 years old and is the biggest liberace flaming homosexual in the closet I have ever encountered in the ****ing internet, GOD DAMN Money boy!!! What is up with all the ass raping, ass violations remarks. Let me give you a free psychoanalysis my liberace gay friend...seek help fast...It was not right for your father and your daddy's brother to do that to you since you were 6, it was not right Money...and it wasn't your fault neither.
I get the feeling that Mr. Bobblehead is good at picking out gay 16 year old boys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone call the authorities and check his computer.
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 03:15 PM Originally posted by Money
I get the feeling that Mr. Bobblehead is good at picking out gay 16 year old boys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone call the authorities and check his computer.
So your saying your a gay 16 teen year old boy.
Money 04-01-2003, 03:17 PM Originally posted by gman
So your saying your a gay 16 teen year old boy.
Dumb, ugly and illilerate...Dumbass haven't you figured out that I am mocking bobblehead. Why would I say for the authorities to check his computer if I was a gay 16 year old boy.
Battling wits with you is like comparing the US to Canada in terms of world significance.
Mr. Beelzebub 04-01-2003, 03:18 PM BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
OWNED BY GMAN!
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:18 PM Gman got him there
Money 04-01-2003, 03:19 PM Hansil, must be the fourth member of Global's village people.
Bukakeed by Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 03:20 PM Originally posted by Money
Dumb, ugly and illilerate...Dumbass haven't you figured out that I am mocking bobblehead. Why would I say for the authorities to check his computer if I was a gay 16 year old boy.
Battling wits with you is like comparing the US to Canada in terms of world significance.
No he calls you a gay 16 teen year old boy. Then you say he's good at finding gay 16 teen year old boys. Are mental or retarded or what?
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 03:22 PM Originally posted by Money
Dumb, ugly and illilerate...Dumbass haven't you figured out that I am mocking bobblehead. Why would I say for the authorities to check his computer if I was a gay 16 year old boy.
Battling wits with you is like comparing the US to Canada in terms of world significance.
You spelled "Illiterate" wrong numb nuts! OH THE IRONY!
Mr. Beelzebub 04-01-2003, 03:23 PM It's like watching a retarded kid getting his ass beat on his way from school...cruel as ****, but hilarious.
Bluecifer 04-01-2003, 03:24 PM Money=Gman's *****!
Leather 04-01-2003, 03:24 PM Originally posted by Money
Hansil, must be the fourth member of Global's village people.
Bukakeed by Money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who are the rest?....
Money 04-01-2003, 03:26 PM Originally posted by Leather
who are the rest?....
BGay, BlueBall and Gman. Gman's the Construction Worker if you get my drift.
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 03:28 PM Money why do you know so much about the village people?
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:28 PM Bukakeed is lame.
money you would never get bukakeed hes the gay 16 year old swallow it all type.
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:29 PM Money thinks he is funny cause he pats himself on the back.
Money 04-01-2003, 03:30 PM Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
Money thinks he is funny cause he pats himself on the back.
Hansil thinks he is gay cause he ****s Gman inthe Ass...oh wait, my bad!!!
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:34 PM Money thinks hes cool for going on tough crowd.
colin Quin sucks you food stamp.
Money 04-01-2003, 03:37 PM Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
Money thinks hes cool for going on tough crowd.
colin Quin sucks you food stamp.
Handjob:
He might suck but I am devastatingly handsome, hip, cool, smart, witty, topical, political, sensitive to retards, mature, sexually virile, etc. etc. etc.
Just a stepping stone loser. Sort of like when you get that extra 50 cent raise at your job.
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:41 PM your a failed comedian who cant even fill your quotes with comedy.
the rest is just poor philosophy from broke ****ers like yourself
need rent money? suck dick till you puke on colins balls!
Money 04-01-2003, 03:47 PM Originally posted by Hansil the destroyer
your a failed comedian who cant even fill your quotes with comedy.
the rest is just poor philosophy from broke ****ers like yourself
need rent money? suck dick till you puke on colins balls!
Interesting Diary entry from Handjob dated 03/20/03.
Dear Diary :
I was short on cash so I went over to Colin Ferrill's house and sucked on his penis til I puked on his balls. And I enjoyed every minute of it for the $10
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:52 PM That was stupid.
it had nothing to do with any of this.
so ****ing talentless, what next, mother jokes?
Whoremaster B 04-01-2003, 03:53 PM you even ripped off the puke balls comment.
you unoriginal waste of chode.
Your mama is so fat i have to bust 2 caps to cover her
LukeDothSucketh 04-01-2003, 04:01 PM Yo momma so flat she jealous of the wall
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 04:04 PM Yo momma a carpenter's dream flat as a board and easy to nail.
Money 04-01-2003, 04:05 PM Boy, I wish the above mom's had had abortions
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 04:09 PM Originally posted by Money
Boy, I wish the above mom's had had abortions
why so we wouldn't be owning you so much and you could be the king of the internet you always wanted. Maybe you should go find some more fat girls to cyber with.
Money 04-01-2003, 04:12 PM Originally posted by gman
why so we wouldn't be owning you so much and you could be the king of the internet you always wanted. Maybe you should go find some more fat girls to cyber with.
Gman=Abortion gone horribly bad
handjobs4dollars 04-01-2003, 04:15 PM Originally posted by Money
Gman=Abortion gone horribly bad
that doesn't even make sense. Now get back to work. The sperm bank needs you. You got alot of hands on work to do.
Originally posted by gman
Yo momma a carpenter's dream flat as a board and easy to nail.
I think I drooled when I saw this, That was funny ****.
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