But i'm absolutly ****e and haven't kicked a ball since i was 13 and even then i was terrible.

I've told em and have been consoled by them mentioning the many pensioners on the team and the fact i can run.

Still... i don't know... it might be fun... or i might go ****ing mental and break someone when they try and get in me area (i've told me i wanna be in defence).

well id say you will be the fittest there. all them other porkey teaches will be puffing and panthing.

Used to have a ciggy before a game to clear the lungs, worked a treat.

well id say you will be the fittest there. all them other porkey teaches will be puffing and panthing.

I thought that too - the reason the other teachers thought id be good is cos i got them all sponsering me on a charity run last week and i did it easy (****ed me knee up a bit, so im off running for a fortnight).

We'll see anyway... i'm gunna go for it. If i'm ****, they can just take me off... or if me knee starts killing i'll just sod off.

Not all the staff there are unfit! Alot of them play sunday league already, or are P.E teachers - one is semi-pro i think...