Beat them. Because fear = power

Find out what they like so you can take it away when they are bad.

When they are comfortable make them go out in the cold to do yard work like picking up dog **** and takeing out the garbage.

Make them go to bed earlier than all their friends.

Make them come home when the street lights come on

On saturday when all their friends are playing make them pull weeds and trim along the fence by hand.

If there is food in the house they like eat it all at night so in the morning they make the "poo poo" face.

Double check all the work you prescribe to them and if it is not done 100% make them do it all over again.

Only reward absolute greatness will minimal rewards. Example: Dad I got all A's on my report card! Responce: Good for you ..that is what you are supposed to do. you dont hear me coming to you every day saing i went to work today! I paid the bills today!

Make them play sports even if they do not want to

When chanel surfing wait to hear an expresion of glee..keep it on that station only long enough to make them think you give a crap then change it to the news.

My dad seems to have the same thought process.

Your dad is a good man! You tell him I said that.

You do not lack dicipline!

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
My dad seems to have the same thought process.


No **** huh.

Aaron do you lack dicipline?

No, my Dad would have a few of those to add to the lists. when I was living with my ex-girlfriend and her kids I had a pretty similar list but my ex worked against me and liked the sound of bratty kids screaming at the top of thier lungs.

you should leave a beating weapon laying around and ready just to keep them on thier toes.

example: hang a belt next to your TV chair.

I never use a weapon for spanking besides my feet and my hands

addendum: If they thrash wildly during whippings, make it worse. If they take it like a champ, go easier on them.

:lol2:

Its a good thing your all joking, or I would show up at your house and beat the **** out of all of you

Canadians just don't appreciate a good child ass whoopin' the way we do.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Canadians just don't appreciate a good child ass whoopin' the way we do.

its a mental game up here. My Mother spanked me once and cried after.

Everytime after that, and time I would mess up I would have this picture in my head of making my mother cry.

I didn't mess up much after that

my mom would chase me around hitting me rabidly and then realize she wasn;t hurting me and get pissed and hit me more then run away.

one time she punched me in the face and i laughed so she grabbed a rolling pin. I told her to take her shot cause after she did she wouldn;t be waking up for a while. I was 15, she put it down.

Originally posted by Creed
its a mental game up here. My Mother spanked me once and cried after.

Everytime after that, and time I would mess up I would have this picture in my head of making my mother cry.

I didn't mess up much after that

Awwww, that's cute, wanna sit on my lap or kiss my one eye?

don;t offer him your stabbin dog. creed is always hungry he might eat it!