These pictures looked too small to me at 640 x 480, so I decided to do them at 800 x 600. If you have a cheapy ****-off brand video card, it's your own damn fault, and I give a **** if you need to maximize the window to view these. NO ONE views the web at 640 x 480 anymore. Anyone who does is a piece of **** who shouldn't be catered to on the internet.

****.

Now that I have that outta my system, let the incrimination begin.

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That's me and AznGirl@#$%# and Blake. Blake is often caught looking down at his 28-inch anti-aircraft arms and kissing them lovingly. It irritates some people, but me and Tammy deal with that ****. We have to, cuz he's rolling with us. Tammy wanted to go to the mall cuz she didn't have anything to wear, so off we went.

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Why the **** he's reading this magazine, I don't know. He must've been taking the quiz on how much of a ***** he is. OoOoOoOoOoOooOooohhhh, daaaaaaaaaamn, you gonna take that **** Blake? ****in A right you are bastard, cuz I'm all the way over here now and you can't do SHIZZY, nizzegro.

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"My god!!!", gasp the two women on the left. "GhosT^x0's **** is ****ing amazing!!!!!"

Daaaaaamn right.

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Message to The Jake: 1.8 of your wussy dollars equals 1 of mine. How's it feel to be owned by the might of the US economy, you booomeranging roo boxer? This is the first of many times I will be mocking you throughout this post... miss ya, bud. Get your ass back to the states so my ownership of your soul can recommence.

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We got back and walked in on Ensanity explaning to Dogg that little mexican men with bald heads and vertical deficiency tend to get beaten by the larger, more superior black man... even if the little mexican wears cute little fighter gloves.

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G Uniiiit. We were the 3 biggest guys at the party. We felt it was right to take a picture together. Ensanity and Blake may have taken it a bit far.

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I've been waiting to do this for a while, just cuz he's bigger than me and I've felt that I needed to establish ownership for some time now. He wasn't looking, and I dropped bombs. When you stand next to Hojak, you have to ****ing expect these types of things. Ask Blake. Ask Dogg. Ask anyone, really. I own. You don't. Ensanity had been saying he needed to work on his stand-up anyway. Lesson #1: How to be owned. By Hojak.

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These two guys both looked like each other. They both kinda look like Tito without dyed hair. They actually know him really well too. This is how hard we ****in party up in this *****. People here know how to ****ing party. If Tito can't show up, 2 - 5 of his look-alikes show up. ****in A right.

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Ensanity decides it's time to dance. As you can see, my punch didn't do much damage. This is a piss-off, and will be avenged. But for now, I let Ensanity dance. He owes me for helping him with his ****ING standup game anyway, so now he can teach me how to moonwalk.

where was i?

LMAO@ The Captions....

I went shopping... that's all it matters.

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Why the **** Dogg is grabbing his ballsack, I don't know. Mother ****er could sit on the curb and swing his feet. He's so short that getting over a speedbump is like walking over Mt. Everest.

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A round of darts with GhosT^x0.

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Most people use wood in their fireplaces, but we train and ****. We fight and ****. We get down and ****, cuz we're tough mother ****ers, and we ****in **** each other up. We burn our gloves when we're done training.

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Tammy is hiding from us. Aaawwwww. How cuuuuute.

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This picture is taken exactly 1 second after I've declared that I will beat every ass or every man, and then have my way with every girl in the room. Shara looks on like a deer in the headlights, while Tammy gets all excited and ****. Ensanity obviously is not amused by this, and neither is Blake, who hefts up one of his titties and shakes it at me. That's right, say it to my face fool. Get up off the couch.

Is that a bong I see?

oh god look at ensanitys face....


I just peed my pants after that last pic

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The old **** on the left was so drunk that I was ready to light him up on like 3 different occasions. He called me names and I called him grandpa after I kicked his ass in pool. The man in the flannel with the samurai bun and the beer proudly explains that indeed, it is HE who is the biggest ****** at the party, as evidenced by his shogun hair.

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Carlos Newton is about to get owned the way Dogg gets owned when he invites people to his house.

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Chris puts the flying knee right in my ****ing back, while Adam gets owned some more, Ensanity throws up his set, Blake tries to sleep & Tony finds out what Houston feels while the camera's rolling.

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SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE, Dogg. All you ****s can save this and rotate it, just like you can sit on your thumbs and rotate. Blake proceeds to bulldog Dogg and put a wet one down right on his head. Owned.

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Does anyone remember that scene with the vietnamese "me so horny" chick and that black solider in Full Metal Jacket? I think of that scene and I look at this picture, and I laugh.

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Awwww, how cuuuuute. Little Share and little Tammy. This one is for Justin and Jarrod. How cute. They're all happy and sitting next to each other and looking adorable. Look at the smiles. Awwww. As pure as the driven snow. I'd like to assure both of you that we take care of the girlfriends & lady acquaintances of our friends alike at parties like this. Yes indeed. That's right.

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Ensanity would like to back that up. Blake would like to back him up.

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Tony also backs you guys up. This is where you kinda throw the "wish you were here" line out there, and hope that your ****in friends find you worthy of kicking it one day (*coughcough*Jarrod*coughcough*Justin). Bastards.

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Go Dogg. Way to win, buddy. You'll be a ****ing champion in no time, bro. Jens Pulver is owned, right slugger? ****ing ***. Die.

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The chick in the pink is the one who unleashed her titties and likes it in the ass. Tony spoke of her briefly in his own briefing on the Fish a Que.

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I politely describe to the gathered friends and onlookers alike exactly where I will be shoving the cue ball after I kick the **** out of Eminem at this game of pool. He's gone ahead and told me that he's going to win and I'm going to have 1 ball on the table when he does.

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Kid's got the eye of the tiger. He eyes the table with intensity and poise. The rainbow of fruit flavor on his arm is as intimidating as it is... eh.... umm... fruity. Anyway, ass kicked. He had 4 left on the table when I wiped the floor with his face. Me and the little asian cutey (****, she's cute) eventually resorted to letting him and his girlfriend win a few doubles games so that he got some later that night and his lady wasn't thinking about me making her boyfriend my BEEEEYAAAATCH in pool as she dozed off.

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This is the other cute little asian chick that was at the party. Her name slips my mind. Wow. Cutey. We party with hot chicks.
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There's cute asian chick again. Her name slips my mind too. But god damn, is she cute.

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One last round of darts with GhosT^x0.

Night, guys.

Where is the pictures of the pink shirted ***** flashing her tits?

Damn you Dave...

our dollar may be worth less than those ****ty cookies you buy at Subway, but dammit, it's one of the most stable cookie currencies in the world despite uncertain and unstable economic times (which is why our dollar is going up and yours is going down).

- The Jake

Ghost you are one sexy mother ****er!

I though So. Cal was full of pretty people?

Ensanity and Blake have two of the biggest heads I've ever seen on a human.

Nice house. Looked like fun. Need more chick pics and less sausage pics. The tatted up dude, what's the tat on his chest say, looks like "Flower Power" to me. Good pics, and great ****ing captions.

nice pics. looks like fun there.

Miiiiiiiiiiirko.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Ensanity and Blake have two of the biggest heads I've ever seen on a human. MAYBE YOUR HEAD IS JUST SMALL, ****ER!!!

Or maybe you guys have big ol melons

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Blake on top of Dave and Adam. They will be doing that for 372 more times throughout the weekend.

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Again....

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Me (Tammy) just kicked Adam and Dave across the room. Don't mess with me!!


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Awww... all the guys together.


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A Hojak moment. :lovers:

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I'll let the picture speak for itself.

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Big head.....Normal Head...Gigantic meat head

Originally posted by Bzob
Or maybe you guys have big ol melons Naw, my melon is the right size

What about Blake? Is his head normal sized to you too?

Those heads almost look Tito-sized! Reminds me of the time The Rock told the 'Taker to take his entire 33-pound head and stick it straight up his candy-ass.

U guys all suck.

Originally posted by Bzob
What about Blake? Is his head normal sized to you too? No. Blake has a DOME.

I guess my head is a little big...but Im cool with that

What a crazy bunch! Great pictures...sure to be romoshopped in the near future =)

Originally posted by The Ensanity
No. Blake has a DOME.

I just my head is a little big...but Im cool with that


HAHAHHAHA He does have a big ol noggin.

Big head=sexy.

good pics. I'd of busted some caps had i been there.

Vulgar would have been on the wrong end of a global gang bang.....

Originally posted by kaps
Vulgar would have been on the wrong end of a global gang bang..... Aint that the tooth

There is a lotta sausage, but at least you got the titty flashin' crackwhore. All in all, looks like a great time!

theres no pictures of adam going through the table??????

Yes I would like to see these pictures as well.....

i saw it.... then i left.


no pics

Dogg is short. That is all.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0



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SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE, Dogg. All you ****s can save this and rotate it, just like you can sit on your thumbs and rotate. Blake proceeds to bulldog Dogg and put a wet one down right on his head. Owned.


look at how much bigger i am... i mean.. even my forearm is longer than his whole arm

I was up on the couch and ****ing Adam decided it was time to rumble, so we rumbled. Since i was in a disadvantageous position from the start, Adam outright ****ed me over by getting mount right away. I was able to roll him off, but he ****ed me over again when he jumped on my back like a monchichi. Little bastard got sent flying through his coffee table for his troubles. I tried to pull it off and make it cool at the same time, but Adam ****ed it all up. He's so short and little and tiny that he bounced off the table the first time I tried to put him through it, so I had to kick his ass for him all over again and send him through with a real slam, rather than just flinging him for distance and hoping he lands through it.

hahahahaahahahaaaa

cool pictures. you ****s got the captions twisted, but i'll let you look like the big man, dave.....


for now atleast.

Gh0s7x0: some of these pictures came out so funny
TheDoggfather714: nhb match
TheDoggfather714: this weekend
Gh0s7x0: where
TheDoggfather714: your house
Gh0s7x0: who's fighting
TheDoggfather714: me and you, bub
Gh0s7x0: lol
TheDoggfather714: you are ****in dead

i think the love dave and adam have for each other is the greatest thing in the world

it is. the love i have for my knuckles splattering his nose....

mmmmmm

This thread just made my entire month.

Originally posted by Bella
This thread just made my entire month. How sad

Ensanity, you're one sexy *****.

Originally posted by Bella
Ensanity, you're one sexy *****. Thanks.


Youre cute beyond belief

I'm flattered, really.

Originally posted by Bella
I'm flattered, really. Should be. I only speak the truth

I only speak the truth too. Bella is ****in hot.

gack.

BOOYAKASHA!

Bella's hot!

WTF is gack?

gack is the stuff gman deams about putting on a woman of bella's calibur

I wish I could've been there to give that girl some anal..

me to

she was balls deep material

balls deep.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahaa

I'll never forget the sound of Tammy telling me to bury it balls deep.... PS, she was talking about me pitching darts at the board like Orel ****ing Hersheiser, burying darts so hard that I couldn't pull em out.

Originally posted by Bella
This thread just made my entire month.

she says this on the 31st.

nice.

Hahahaha! The darts were balls deep right into the wall..... 10 feet away from the board.

Let's get back to the anal girl...on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her dumper?

Originally posted by Purity
she says this on the 31st.

nice.


good thing u caught on hahahahahahaaa

Originally posted by Wushu
Let's get back to the anal girl...on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her dumper?

She was a nice girl.

I wish my wife liked butt sex. I've been married over 2 years and I've only broomsticked her like 4 times. Man, I'm ****in' pathetic.

Rufies...... rufies.

Originally posted by Azn
She was a nice girl.

Nice Titties.


-The Blake

Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
What a crazy bunch! Great pictures...sure to be romoshopped in the near future =)

already done

I would like to thank all my adoring fans...
I love you all!

Originally posted by Azn
Hahahaha! The darts were balls deep right into the wall..... 10 feet away from the board.

That's ****ed up. A couple of them actually hit the board, you know.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Gh0s7x0: some of these pictures came out so funny
TheDoggfather714: nhb match
TheDoggfather714: this weekend
Gh0s7x0: where
TheDoggfather714: your house
Gh0s7x0: who's fighting
TheDoggfather714: me and you, bub
Gh0s7x0: lol
TheDoggfather714: you are ****in dead

give him a ladder this time. it may help.

Dogg ownes you all

He does?

Yes

If Curl say he does, DAMN IT he does!

This thread would be good if i could see any of the pics dave posted...

Yeah that was a fun night.

Man, Dave I look so bad in some of those pic's *shakes head*

Hey did the one of me and my knife come out ok?

I love the ones with me and Tammy, we look pretty cute there. :)

and the group shot of Blake and Ensanity and Tammy and I. ;)

oh and that chick in pink looked like she was about 30, eww, but she did help clean up, that was cool.

yeah i cant see them either Luke

i see no pictures from dave, but i see the ones tammy posted

I'll repost them tonight. I took them down.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Dogg ownes you all

you = correct

thank you for speaking up in my defense as i was not here when these ass sacks were talkin down on a playa.