View Full Version : The first Tony Soto Fish-A-Que: THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!


Purity
03-31-2003, 01:31 AM
OFF THE MUTHER****IN HEEEEZY!!!!!

great ****ing time. i would like to first take some time to laugh at the poor souls couldn't make it.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
ok. done.

now for some highlights:
-over 20 pounds of albacore and crab were bbq'd, smoked, sauted, and fried to perfection

-my keg sucked ass. it was frozen when i got it and tasted like **** once thawed so it became a B.Y.O.B.

-dave hojak threw dogg through our glass coffee table on friday night

-some trampy blonde slut kept flashin her tits and telling us how she liked it in the ass. apparently some friends of mine had some fun with her upstairs.

-i got coked up on saturday night (haven't done that **** in over a year) and dry heaved out front for about a half hour.

-we were gonna feed my snake some mice and a rat but decided to wait till sunday. so we left the mice and rat in my tub. the sadistic ****ing rat ATE one of the mice!! we go in there so see a pile of blood & guts, fur, and a tail. then my buddy jake gets bitten by one of the mice so he kills them both out of drunken rage. i get all pissed at him for it and while we're fighting over it that sick ****in rat eats one of the dead mouse's HEAD CLEAN OFF!!! no joke either. several partygoers got to see this colorful memory and BOY was it a fun clean up job.

-no fights!! yee hah!!!

-i got in a pasta cook-a-thon with arju. she won. i give credit where credit is due. congrats girl. i want that recipe. you ****in rule!!

-i cleaned all today. i seriously filled our entire outside dumpster to the brim and then some with empty beer bottles and cans numbering WELL over 300. not to mention about 10 separate bags of trash.

-all the neighborhood kids think we're cool now. they came over to my house in hourdes this morning. so i taught them all how to shoot pool. then all their parents came over and i met them. they were all way cool. and, seriously, THEN their dogs start coming over and hanging out on my front porch. in less than an hour period i become the new neighborhood rockstar :cool:

-the global partygoers met all my dirtball friends. it was pretty cool.



all in all, i had a blast. now i'm gonna get back to mopping the kitchen cause i gotta be at the office early tomorrow.
a special shout-out goes to my roomates who STILL have not helped worth a **** towards cleaning this place up and i've done it all myself. thanks a lot friends.

realkaps
03-31-2003, 01:35 AM
I heard you was pukin all night......

AgonYx0
03-31-2003, 01:35 AM
besides the tittie flashing and the up the ass ****, im mad i flaked!

VulgarTheClown
03-31-2003, 01:35 AM
aside from the coke its not that bad

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:37 AM
i ate 15 pounds of fish

AgonYx0
03-31-2003, 01:38 AM
all u guys were there?

VulgarTheClown
03-31-2003, 01:39 AM
not me

HockeyFighter
03-31-2003, 01:40 AM
Me neither

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:40 AM
i was

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:41 AM
Ensanity and me ruled the pool table and drank 40 oz. Sobes and pimped latinas.

realkaps
03-31-2003, 01:42 AM
I will never be there......

HockeyFighter
03-31-2003, 01:43 AM
me niether

Fallout
03-31-2003, 01:43 AM
who is this blonde chick?

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:43 AM
my poop was black and thick... from all the fish protien

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Creed
who is this blonde chick?

some big botty hoe that had bootylicius tattooed on her lower back

VulgarTheClown
03-31-2003, 01:44 AM
you drank sobe. you don;t drink booz blake?

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:46 AM
Ben it was a joke. we had some booze

Purity
03-31-2003, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by Blake
some big botty hoe that had bootylicius tattooed on her lower back

LMAO!!!! dude i can't believe that ****in vertical smile actually had that tatted on!!!

oh, i forgot to mention that i basically forced ensanity to take a shot once every 2 minutes

GhosT^x0
03-31-2003, 01:48 AM
I drank Sobe....

....

... and smoked MAD weed. ****ing Dogg was the only one who smoked as much weed as me. That's why he got thrown through the coffee table.

Pictures will be up shortly.

The Golden Bear
03-31-2003, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I drank Sobe....

....

... and smoked MAD weed. ****ing Dogg was the only one who smoked as much weed as me. That's why he got thrown through the coffee table.

Pictures will be up shortly.

this is all true btw

realkaps
03-31-2003, 01:49 AM
Yay for pics of drunken global posters......

AgonYx0
03-31-2003, 01:52 AM
booooooooo for me not being one of them

Purity
03-31-2003, 02:26 AM
the house is now, once again, spotless!

thanx to my roomates who actually did come down and helped me clean.

Purity
03-31-2003, 02:27 AM
right now i'm listening to "One Way Out" by the Allman Brothers. it's soundin damn good. life is damn good.

DOGGx0
03-31-2003, 02:29 AM
Originally posted by Purity
the house is now, once again, spotless!

thanx to my roomates who actually did come down and helped me clean.

LOL!!

yes, 10 hours later. :cool:

DOGGx0
03-31-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by GhosT^x0
I drank Sobe....

....

... and smoked MAD weed. ****ing Dogg was the only one who smoked as much weed as me. That's why he got thrown through the coffee table.

Pictures will be up shortly.

MAD weed

The Jake
03-31-2003, 08:03 AM
Arju does make mad pasta :)

Too bad I wasn't there to witness the action.

There needs to be more women in the world willing to flash their tits and scream how they like to take it in the ass. If there was more of this going on, I tell you, there would be less violence, crime and war and a lot more love in the world.

- The Jake

Curly Howard
03-31-2003, 09:26 AM
I think this is the first time ever I have agreed with Jake

Zen
03-31-2003, 10:14 AM
Bootylicious- She's not starving for attention or anything.

Mad Weed- The breakfast, lunch and dinner of future MMA champions.

Valerie
03-31-2003, 11:32 AM
some trampy blonde slut kept flashin her tits and telling us how she liked it in the ass.

hey!!!!!!! :cuss: I wasn't there!!! I deny everything!!!

:lol2:

Just thought I'd beat Wilhelm to it~

There needs to be more women in the world willing to flash their tits and scream how they like to take it in the ass. If there was more of this going on, I tell you, there would be less violence, crime and war and a lot more love in the world.

Ahh, truely spoken~

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Purity
LMAO!!!! dude i can't believe that ****in vertical smile actually had that tatted on!!!

oh, i forgot to mention that i basically forced ensanity to take a shot once every 2 minutes HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Lei Tong
03-31-2003, 12:55 PM
Man, I can't wait... in only another 12 years, I'll be old enough to drink and party with you guys.

Until then, it's reruns of "Pokemon" for me.

Showtime
03-31-2003, 01:19 PM
All this reported booby flashing and no pics? What gives?

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Showtime
All this reported booby flashing and no pics? What gives? ****IN DAVE DIDNT HAVE THE CAMERA AT THAT MOMENT...but he did have enough time to get it, It was a long flash.



ps...best tits ive seen in awhile.

Showtime
03-31-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
****IN DAVE DIDNT HAVE THE CAMERA AT THAT MOMENT...but he did have enough time to get it, It was a long flash.



ps...best tits ive seen in awhile.
Well since I can't see that, thanks for rubbing it in!:cuss:

Purity
03-31-2003, 01:31 PM
so you saw her tits too?

am i like the only person there that didn't get to see that rack??? oh well. at least she helped me clean up.

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 01:31 PM
no prob dude...

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Purity
so you saw her tits too?

am i like the only person there that didn't get to see that rack??? oh well. at least she helped me clean up. Yeah, you were too busy being a good host.

Bluecifer
03-31-2003, 01:36 PM
Damn, that sounds like it was a lot of fun!

Bzob
03-31-2003, 01:42 PM
I want to see boobies

realkaps
03-31-2003, 02:07 PM
Look in female rotties.....

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Blake
Ensanity and me ruled the pool table and drank 40 oz. Sobes and pimped latinas. Damn right.

I kick ass in pool...and the sobe helped me focus.

I also love love when a random Latina chick calls me handsome thru out the night

Bluecifer
03-31-2003, 03:13 PM
very playa smooov...

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
very playa smooov... indeed it was playa smoov

LukeDothSucketh
03-31-2003, 03:35 PM
I wish I lived in South Cali...

The Ensanity
03-31-2003, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I wish I lived in South Cali... No you dont...We have Great weather and beautiful Women...You dont want that

Bluecifer
03-31-2003, 03:37 PM
You'll stay in Canada and you'll like it.

LukeDothSucketh
03-31-2003, 03:38 PM
I hate you all.

AgonYx0
03-31-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
No you dont...We have Great weather and beautiful Women...You dont want that



hahahaa

DOGGx0
03-31-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
No you dont...We have Great weather and beautiful Women...You dont want that

no he does'nt want that. if we allowed him the privledge... there would be less women for us and he would be in my sun and ****. a mexican needs to keep his complextion straight and ****, ya know?

AgonYx0
03-31-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
no he does'nt want that. if we allowed him the privledge... there would be less women for us and he would be in my sun and ****. a mexican needs to keep his complextion straight and ****, ya know?

theres enough sun to go around

AgonYx0
03-31-2003, 04:11 PM
and mexicans dont need sun, they can stand out side for 5 minutes and come in looking black