View Full Version : UK prison numbers hit record high


TheHoff!
09-28-2007, 07:49 PM
And the filth aint even catching half the criminals. I mean, matt's still running free after killing them prossies, Welter has got Madelaine in his basement, Annie is wanted for indecent exposure, Laddie is wanted for being drunk and disorderly, Naz-fan is wanted for being a twat, and the smackhead that broke into mickeyb's car is still on the loose.

Put em all behind bars, that's what I say. Not my laddie, the only bar that he should be behind is the one at the boozer.

kayjay
09-28-2007, 07:55 PM
You don't send boys like Matty to real prisons over there, do you?

OASIS_LAD
09-28-2007, 07:57 PM
And the filth aint even catching half the criminals. I mean, matt's still running free after killing them prossies, Welter has got Madelaine in his basement, Annie is wanted for indecent exposure, Laddie is wanted for being drunk and disorderly, Naz-fan is wanted for being a twat, and the smackhead that broke into mickeyb's car is still on the loose.

Put em all behind bars, that's what I say. Not my laddie, the only bar that he should be behind is the one at the boozer.

Punishable by death.

mickeyb
09-28-2007, 08:00 PM
Ok.. did i tell you the rest about my car? I actually live across the road from the police station in my village. The same night the chav scum went and stole the lead of the cop-shop roof.

No ****ing morals.

TheHoff!
09-28-2007, 08:10 PM
You don't send boys like Matty to real prisons over there, do you?
17 and younger and you're classed as a young offender so he wouldn't go to a real prison, no.
Ok.. did i tell you the rest about my car? I actually live across the road from the police station in my village. The same night the chav scum went and stole the lead of the cop-shop roof.

No ****ing morals.
What a cunt!

Azza's got a lot to answer for. The ****in cheek of it eh... Want me to track him down via his IP?

!!bANORAK
09-28-2007, 08:28 PM
Azza?! Int that fackin cant in Tenerife?

TheHoff!
09-28-2007, 08:32 PM
Azza?! Int that fackin cant in Tenerife?

A ****in fine alibi that is.

!!bANORAK
09-28-2007, 08:34 PM
Azza, the fackin muggy lickle cant. Facks of to facking Tenerife and thinks he's some kind of fackin international facking bad boy.

I bet he finks he's just like how i facking was in the film the fackin "business".

Sun, sea, shaggin...facking hell he'll lav it... only difference between me and fackin Azza is that i'm not a fackin 19 year old fackin virgin.

Know what i mean!?